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By Chris
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This weekend is one of Dave’s last weekend of freedom. This means the stag party will be taking place. Chris said he’s expecting a lot of people to turn up who Dave does not remember inviting because he’s been jarred. Dave is fairly certain this will happen. Chris also informed Dave that he knew of at least two people who are planning on going, but will have a big surprise when they find out the venue’s been changed. Chris was going to let slip where the venue is going to be, but Dave told him not to so he doesn’t get pepperoni turning up.
Chris is also annoyed because Dave’s dragging him out tonight and he’ll miss Big Brother. Chris knows that
Dave will not be bothered to put any effort into finding a pub with a TV.
Patrick O’Connell has a complaint for Chris. The door on his radio booth has a comedy squeak. He illustrated this and the noise sounded something like a goat. Dave is still a penny more expensive than Chris, even though Chris was seen in the newspaper chasing a tenner. Patrick advised people to invest in Big Brother contestants, then sell them as soon as dividends pay off.

Robbie Final
1. Robbie Williams has the letter B tattooed behind his ear to remind him of who?
None got it
Answer - His grannie Betty
2. Which Robbie Williams single contains the lyrics To me its magic, to the Landlord its tragic, hes got another room to let?
None got it
Answer - South Of The Border
3. Robbie released an album in North America which was a compilation of his hits from the first two albums. what was it called?
Laura 1-0 Karen
Answer - The Ego has Landed
4. Which one of the following albums does not contain a secret track?
Laura 2-0 Karen
Answer - Sing When Your Winning (she got it before he said the choices)
5. Walk This Sleigh was a Xmas B-side to which Robbie track?
Laura 2-1 Karen
Answer - Angels
6. Robbie Williams has the words and music to which Beatles song tattooed on his body?
Laura 3-1 Karen
Answer - All U Need Is Love
7. In which year did Robbie release the single Freedom
Laura 4-1 Karen
Answer - 1996
8. Which single contains the lines I didnt lose my mind...
Laura 5-1 Karen
Answer - No Regrets

Pete Tong joined the team
Dave - Whats the weather like?
Pete - Sunny
Dave - Always bloody sunny
Chris and Dave laughed at the name of the Spanish DJ Wally Lopez. Chris made him out as Manuel from Fawlty Towers. Chris put on a gruff voice to imitate Smokin Jo. Pete claimed he has bought a ticket for Chris to come to Ibiza.

BB ALED
Tonight is the night that Cameron wins the show. Well im writing this on Sunday so we already know, sorry to spoil it for you if youve taped it on Sky +. Cameron won with 57% of the public vote. Aled wore an ode to Cameron by wearing a cameronalike jumper. He really meant a homage to Cameron. Jon was reprimanded after giving away that he had met Avid Merrion. Aled will become FA Aled on Tuesday as the final BB Aled is on Monday. The Radio 1 staff got it totally right.

Daves Tedious Link
Blur Country House - Blurs frontman is called Damon Albarn - Albarn is an anagram of Albran - Bran Van 3000 had a hit called Drinking in LA - Drinking in LA is illegal if you are under the age of 21 - If you add 3 to 21 you get 24 - 24 stars Keifer Sutherland - Keifer Sutherland was in the Lost Boys in which he played a vampire - Vampires have big teeth as do Cilla Black and Esther Rantzen - Esther Rantzen shares the same first name as Esther McVey who presented How Do They Do That with Des Lynam - Des Lynam now presents the Premiership with pundits Ally McCoist, Terry Venables and Andy Townsend - Townsend used to play for Villa - Villa is like a Spanish house - Houses have rooves - Rooves rhymes with hooves which are commonly found on reindeers - Reindeers are used by eskimos to make hats - Hats are worn on the head as are helmets - Helmets were traditionally worn by Vikings - Vikings invaded Europe including Holland - Holland is famous for its dutch cheese such as edam and lyden - Lydon, first name Johnny was the man behind the brilliant Leftfield (not really, he sang guest vocals on this one track, thats all) - Which links us to Leftfield and Open Up

* Boring trivia - Leftfields Open Up was not allowed to be played during the war on Iraq as it included the lines Burn Hollywood Burn, Burn it to the ground