[Chris]

Today’s guests were Nicole and Natalie Appleton. They are both very tired as it has been a hectic week. I can’t tell who’s Nicole and who’s Natalie on TV, so on radio I’m completely gone and its not like the Liam thing helps, but one of them and their husband saw Chris out jogging a few weeks ago and were very proud of him. They promised to take Chris out on Primrose Hill flying a kite. They discussed how in theory flying a kite is great but in reality it takes half an hour to get the bloody thing up, and then you have to run about with it to keep up. Natalie didn’t like the documentary that was done on them because everyone else looks really glamorous in documentaries, but her hair was a mess and she looked like she was wearing the same thing for weeks. They are doing T in the Park, Wittness and V Festivals. Natalie said that she hated the geese making noises in the air in the morning, until Chris pointed out that it was seagulls she was referring to.

Celebrity Viaduct
Imaginary Line 1 - Natalie
Imaginary Line 2 - Nicole

1. How do you pronounce NORRIS?
2. This comes after Straw, Black, Rasp, Goose and Chuck?
1. This comes once in a blue moon, Haileys what?
2. Colin Farrell, Calum Best and Professor Stephen Hawking are all pictured in todays pictures enjoying a wild night out where?
1. Whats the plural of muff?
2. Name the lesbian Russian duo?
1. Star of Diagnosis Murder and Mary Poppins, Somebody Van Dyke?
2. This Police, Camera Action presenter has recently been in hot water with the law?
1. Who was the hilarious host of Beadles About?
2. Who can apparantly kill you with two fingers in the Big Brother house?
1. His wings were a shield of steel, Something Fink?
2. This is what you put on the end of your rod before fishing, BA-T?
1. Lloyd Grossman made his name hosting the show Master____?
2. Which Big Brother evictee did we meet on the show yesterday?

BB ALED
Cameron, Lisa and Steph up for public vote. Lisa is out despite The Sun wanting to keep her in.
Ray has £51 of a shopping budget... or he might have more, or he might have nothing. It all depends on the spin of a wheel. In the pub tomorrow, Ray will be offered to play Roulette if he wants to bet for more money for the shopping.

Daves Tedious Link
Stereophonics Traffic - Traffic is well known to be the cause of most of pollution nowadays - The New Pollution was a hit for Beck and it was preceded by Devils Haircut - Devils Haircut is a phrase that used to be applicable to Pat Sharp - Sharp Dressed Man was a 1983 hit for ZZ Top - ZZ Top are from Texas as is Destinys Child - Destinys Child consist of 3 members and in that way they are similar to Rod Jane & Freddy - Freddie Starr is a comedian from Liverpool as is Jimmy Tarbuck - Jimmys daughter, Liza, starred as Linda Green - Linda Green is set in Manchester as is Cutting It - Amanda Holden starred in Cutting It and is married to Les Dennis - Les Dennis is most famous for hosting Family Fortunes - Fortune Favours the brave - A Brave is a type of native American Indian - Native American Indians traditionally lived on reservations - Reservations of a different kind are something you need for a restaurant - Sophisticated restaurants tend to serve their tomato sauce not in greasy red dispenser but in a brand new bottle - Which links us to Brand New Heavies and Back to Love