[Chris]

Beyonce Knowles is in the building today and Chris asked Will to get her onto the show. The team were trying to think up questions to ask her. They contemplated asking her if she’s ever ridden a camel, and Aled wanted to ask her if she wipes the toilet seat before sitting on it. This got the team thinking about a whole range of toilet-related questions that they could ask, such as which hand she uses to wipe her arse. Will refused to let them ask any rude
questions and so the decided to ask her about British expressions, such as “Stayin’ for a lock-in?”, “All gone Pete Tong”, and “Bugger off”.

Viaduct winner (Leeds Lass Sarah today got ...
Auf Wiedersen Pet - Last Series on DVD
Punjabi Mc album
Stereophonics album
Christina Aguilera Fighter single
Boxes of tea
Charlies Angels CD
Two Transformers

Pete Tong joined the team before 5 in the overcast Ibiza (live in Mambo). Pete will be doing the Essential Selection next week at the Berlin Love Parade. Chris and Dave laughed at Karl Kennedy being on the show. The Neighbours doctor is a DJ! John Satrincha is doing the guest slot and he does his shows in the nude. 81199 now gets you Ibiza news, whyever you would want that is anyones guess.

BB Aled
Aled said this could be the best week of Big Brother this week. Tomorrows winner of the task will become the leader of the house and only their nominations will count. They have to select 3 housemates. There will be no weekly task next week and they chose the food budget. They will be required to do some small. As part of the Saturday night reward, they will get either an Irish Pub or an East End * pub and this time the room will be opening longer, in fact open from Saturday to Thursday giving them unlimited access to free alcohol. Whoever loses the task will be not be allowed entry. The task tomorrow night will be luck based. Robotic animals will race against each other. Aled hopes that Lisa wins so that she doesnt get up for eviction for a week.
Cameron had a dream last night about collecting courgettes in the rain. Lisa brought a dream book in and Steph looked it up to see what it meant. It is supposedly the realising of pent up emotion. She said that they need to rid ourselves of something or someone and the courgettes means something sexual.All the housemates have taken the piss out of him saying that hes desperate for sex, to which Steph smiled. She said that she has gone off him, but we suspect she is lying. Nush has flirted with Scott a lot. This is just a pathetic attempt to keep her in the house. Nush has caught up quite significantly in the voting.

Producer Aled next week. Chris wants to do his own tedious link so next Friday, Chris will do a pilot to see if he can do a seamless link.

Daves Tedious Link
Sisters Of Mercy Temple Of Love - The Sisters of Mercy used to include Wayne Hussey but he left to form the Mission - A Hussy is an old fashioned word for a tart or a slapper - The word slapper contains many of the same letters as the word Slippers - Slippers rhymes with Flippers which enable you to swim faster through water - Water makes up most of the planet earth - Earthsong was a big hit in 1995 for Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson shares his surname with Colin Jackson - Colin Jackson was a former athlete - Athlete most recent hit was called Westside - Westside is one of the main phrases uttered by Ali G - Ali G shares his surname with Kenny G - Kenny G plays the saxophone as does Bill Clinton - Bill Clinton probably likes to fish and fishing is a sport that involves a lot of reel to reel action and im sure that if i was a keen offshore fisherman with a 30 foot barracuda on the end of my rod , id like to move it - Which links us to Real II Reel with I Like To Move It (Move It)

*Flaw - Rock makes up most of the planet earth, water covers the surface of the earth.