The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Chris was discussing Jon Peel’s show last night. Jon was using the same studio as Chris did and Chris had left all his jingles in the system. Jon is not the most technically minded broadcaster at Radio 1. This caused Jon to accidentally play the Grange Hill theme tune instead of a record. Quite phased by this difficulty, Jon called upon his team to help him out who unfortunately were no help at all. Having finally got it all sorted, people emailed in requesting to hear the Grange Hill theme tune in it’s entirety. Jon tried to do this, but ended up playing the Newsbeat bed. When he
finally managed to get the Grange Hill theme sorted, it was interrupted halfway through by the BB Aled jingle.

Big Blubber 3 – The Final Push: Today was heat 1 of the Sextathlon, involving Badminton. Aled and Chris had never played badminton in their lives before. On the other hand Dave used to coach badminton. Aled had a nightmare start to the week when he failed to find a place for them to play badminton. He did make amends by doing a workout instead, and he put in an impressive badminton performance even though he wasn’t very good. Will played very well at badminton and was the only one to score points against Dave. Dave was exceptional at badminton, and showed no mercy to the badminton virgins. Chris wasn’t looking forward to the badminton having never played before, but
Scott gave him 10/10 for effort and felt sure that given more practise, Chris could be a menace on the court. The points were awarded as follows: Aled 2, Chris 4, Will 6 and Dave 8.

Paddy O Connell joined Chris after 4. He is back from his holiday in New York. Paddy wasnt too familiar with the sport of tennis but Tim Henman is performing well in Celebdaq along with the 3 Charlies Angels actresses and of course the Voldemort of the world DB. Never mention his name again as I cant escape the bugger every time I see a newspaper or switch on the television. Just play football and shut up. Chris and Dave are both at £1.63 still.
Sarah from * in Lancashire and Hayley in Stoke joined Chris for a competition about winning to meet Beyonce. The whole competition meant that their male partner/father had to answer questions for them.

Viaduct
Line 1 - James still in the Buxton Tourist Information Centre
Line 2 - Sarah from Leeds (whose daddy owns an insurance brokers)

1. What is the opposite of small pants?
2. What do you get when you together the words Robbie and Coltrane?
1. What is the plural of cracker?
2. What are the initials of Brian Jacobs?
1. Complete this famous strapline I Feel Like ____ Tonight?
2. Dave Pearce has a penchant for wearing one of these on his head?
1. This type of garment is worn mainly by girls SK_RT?
2. What word comes before Faithfully and Sincerely and follows up?
1. In our opinion what is the best show on the radio at the moment?
2. What is the opposite of lowlights?
1. What is the nickname of Breakfast show sport monkey Mark Chapman?
2. What do you get when you put together the words UK and Gold (Chapman seems to link every show on UK Gold which is the joke here)
1. Where is Brookside set?
2. Where do Liverpool play their home matches?
1. This is where you go when you need the loo?
2. Jon Tickle is keen to develop a time delay what?
1. Our special guest yesterday was Mr Who?

James didnt have know that it was a toaster, Chris asked Sarah if she wanted a tie break or cut him off. She said cut him off and thats what Chris did for once. Chris played the hilarious clip from last nights John Peel show. John Peel played the Grange Hill and the BB Aled stings by mistake. You can get this from his show last night on the sounds forum right now.

BB Aled
Nush is miserable still. Steph is scared of Lisa and has a knife hidden if she comes anywhere near her in the middle of the night. They passed the horse task even without Lisa because she was let off because she had a breathing fit. Gos was told off because he had a white top with 25 in Punjabi because it was his girlfriends birthday. This is Big Brother at its most hypocritical. Its not all the housemates fault this year, Big Brother is too strict. Lisa isnt bonding with the rest and hates the fact that they drink till 6 in the morning. Aled has suggested he brings Big Macs to the eviction press conference for Gos. Chris bemoans Heat for stealing Aleds questions and answers from the press conference and saying they asked them.

Radio 1 Staff vote to leave
Ray - 23%
Nush - 35%
Gos - 42%

Daves Tedious Link
Natalie Imbruglia Big Mistake - Natalie Imbruglia used to be in Neighbours as was Bouncer - A bouncer is a cricket term for a bouncing ball that could potentially make contact with the batsmans helmet - Helmets in the world of motorcycling have a visor - Visor shares many of the same letters as the word Virus - Viruses can be spread as can margarine - Margarine comes in tubs - Tubbs was the partner with Crockett in the 80's show Miami Vice - A vice is a tool you might find in a garage - Garage is a genre of music as is Rock - Rocks provide a solid structure upon which to build lighthouse (for a second i thought he was gonna play lighthouse family) - Lighthouses are found in coastal locations as are piers - Pierce Brosnan is Irish and in that respect shares much in common with Keith Duffy - Keith Duffy is now famous for being in Corrie starring alongside Liz Dawn who plays Vera Duckworth - Liz Dawn comes from Leeds and Leeds is the city that gave us Sisters Of Mercy - Which links us to Sisters Of Mercy and Temple Of Love.