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Chris went to see Robbie Williams in Edinburgh at the weekend and he said it was absolutely fantastic. This was followed by the usual ‘I made Robbie what he is today’. Tania is today’s guest. She said it was great to be out, and if she hadn’t been voted out she would probably have left of her own accord. Chris started asking Tania about her private life. Chris said that there was a rumour in the papers that she’d once dated Peter Andre. She said that this wasn’t true but she used to know him very well. When asked if she’d seen him naked she said she’d rather not comment. She also said the Dane Bowers rumours weren’t true, although she has met him.
Post-analysis of Tania interview – at first she was awkward but that was only because she was in awe of Chris. That’s according to Chris, not her and Will didn’t stop staring at her breasts, which he admitted quite freely. (see more of her boobs in todays Sun).
The team has been sent loads of Transformer toys and they don’t know what to do with them. They decided they might play a kids only Viaduct in the week and give them away to children. Nevermind eh Lewis?
Chris was very excited because he did a something or other, which meant he played a different trail in Scotland to everywhere else. If you are in Scotland and want to know what the other trail was, it was for Reading and Leeds Festival. Now go and get help. If you are somewhere other than Scotland and want to know the Scottish trail, don’t ask me, I live in bloody Wolverhampton.
In Edinburgh last night Dave refused to buy Aled an Archers and Lemonade, so Chris had to get him one instead. Then out of all the clubs in the whole city, they went to one that Dave has been banned from.

Viaduct
Line 1 - Ched, a twat
Line 2 - James from Buxton

1. Which four letter abbreviation make up Good Morning Television?
2. This show is presented by Avid Merrion?
1. The host of the Radio 1 Breakfast show is Sara ?
2. This boy band is at the centre of a legal dispute over their name?
1. Whats the singular of knobs?
2. You would most likely apply polish to your finger ----?
1. Which Big Brother evictee were the team talking to earlier today?
2. Who didnt come with us to see Robbie Williams at Edinburgh?
1. Which member of the team famously drinks woo woos?
2. With whom would you associate songs Purple Rain and Cream?
1. What is the name of Prince Williams brother?
2. This harry is unlikely to be playing for Leeds next season?
1. Which author is responsible for Harry Potter books?

WHAT HE WON
Evanescence album
Electric Six album
Ray Mears extreme survival DVD series 1 & 2
Animatrix DVD
2 Transformers - He picked Optimus Prime and Megatron (This lead to a lot of emails from Transformer Geeks on the email)

Chris was looking at a picture of himself from 1993, a Radio DJ Lineup when he worked at another radio station. He said that he had a big mullet. He got fired for calling the ex boss a miserable old git. He mentioned the names of the DJ's there called Paul Chivers, Alex Rowland (looks like one of the Boswells in Bread), Geoff Hemming (he looks like one out of Rod, Jane and Freddie), Elliott Webb (biggest eyebrows in the world) Debbie Linley (does the weather on Yorkshire TV still he thinks) and James Andrews (one of the nicest people in Radio).

BB ALED
Tanya was voted out with the biggest percentage this series with 72% of the votes.
Aled went with full blusher to the press conference and brought a box of tissues with him. Chris thought he could bring tissues to Rays eviction. Aled showed his * to Tania and asked her to judge if it was big or not.
Lisa is the new housemate. Shes a he or so it seems because she has big hands and a visible adams apple. Shes a model (Chris - What for, shoes). Aled got confirmation today that she is a woman.
The new task is all about horse riding. They have dummy horses and have to compete in equestrian skills, how to tack up a horse. They have bet 100% on the task. So that means if they lose the task, they end up with nothing.

(Am I right in thinking that the new Jaimeson record samples Crazy Town Revolving Doors?). Spoony joined the team as he was in for Dave Pearce at 6. The team as usual took the piss out of his clothing and his moisturising techniques. Spoony was doing a new feature called Reload, which meant people could ring in and request Glastonbury songs.

Daves Tedious Link
Gat Dacor Passion - Passion is a type of fruit as is a Banana - Bananas have a skin as does unsupervised gravy - Gravy can be made using granules as can coffee - Coffee comes from South America as does Ronaldinho - Ronaldinho has buck teeth as does Cilla Black - Cilla Blacks real name is Priscilla White and in that respects she shares the same surname as both Jack White of the White Stripes and snooker legend Jimmy White - Legend was the title of the greatest hits from Bob Marley - Bob Marley shares the same christian name as Bob Monkhouse - Bob Monkhouse is a face you would most commonly associate with Wipeout - Wipeout is a term for surfers as is radical - The New Radicals were one hit wonders but the lead singer has forged a more successful career penning hits for Sophie Ellis Bextor and Ronan Keating - Ronan Keating shares his surname with Caron Keating - Caron Keating probably wears jeans when she relaxes - Jeans come in many different forms such as drainpipe, snow wash and loose fit - Which links us to Loose Fit by the Happy Mondays.