The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Viaduct The Revenge - Winner on Thursdays show gets tickets to Glastonbury
Contestants
Line 1 - Ted, a chef from Northampton
Line 2 - Katie, a student in York

1. How do you pronounce F-a-l-c-o-n?
2. Huge waste of money in Greenwich is called the Millennium ----?
1. What do you get when you the words Slap and Head together?
2. Complete the name of this member of the team Aled -----?
1. This is a famous film about Whales, Moby ----?
2. This is the part of the body you think with?
1. Gobby Jade Goody is rumoured to be taking part in Celebrity ---- Swap?
2. If someone who smacks you is called a smacker, what do you call someone who slaps you?
1. Essex wives pretender to Jordans throne is who?
2. How do you pronounce f-l-u-b-a-l-u-b?

Chris is very sunburned after his trip to Ibiza. Lots of ‘oohs’ and ‘ahhhs’ from the team leads me to believe it is very bad. Chris had a go at the title of Radio one’s competition ‘ming it then bling it’. He said it was awful, and he’s right. The one, the only Jon Tickle joins Chris tomorrow on the show. Chris' new TV show bandwagon hes is jumping on is Bo Selecta, Friday nights on Channel 4. He said he annoys people by saying Shammmmmmooooo MuthaFukka and Heeee Heee. Chris mentioned that he had a Sara Cox character who spits when she speaks. Chris said he didnt hear all of this mornings show because he fell asleep, about the opposite to what the rest of us do, which is change the dial to a less annoying voice. Dave went to see Eminem last night and said it was very good. Chris trailed the 4 Day Hombre track but then didnt have time to play it even though he stlll played that trance dirge by Plummet straight afterwards.

BB ALED
Dermot is scared of Chris making Aled do things on the show.
Aled went along to the Press Conference where Jon and Federico were both kicked out by the viewers and dull as ditchwater bible bashing uninteresting Orkney twat Cameron stays in the house. Aled was wholly responsible for this as he told the listeners to vote for Jon to keep Federico in but in fact that was putting Jon and Federicos up so that Cameron recieved no votes.
Federico 40%
Jon 37%
Cameron 33%
Chris took the piss out of Aled saying Hello in a really butch Welsh voice. Federico thought Aled didnt look welsh. Aled asked Federico why he pee was dark and frothy. Fed said that it was probably due to not relieving himself. Aled asked Jon a Star Wars question.
Chris was taken aback when Aled asked Fed if he can watch him shit. Aled also brought a tape recorder with Geordie Kids auntie asking when he was coming to Newcastle to see his tiny willy.
The big news was that Cameron went into the Diary Room on Sunday morning because he was the first up. He was told he had to send a message but deliver it in person... to the Big Brother house in South Africa with Rae coming the other way. Rae has been in bed with a girl for 3 days in the SA House and has already tried to work his magic on Nush.


Daves Tedious Link
Inner City Big Fun - Fun is what you might have at a fun fair or say a fairground - Fairground Attraction had a number 1 in 1988 with Perfect - Perfect Storm was a 2000 film starring George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg - Mark Wahlberg was in New Kids On The Block - New Kids On The Block were from America as is Woody Harrelson - Woody Harrelson starred in the film White Men Cant Jump which was predominantly about basketball - Basketballs are usually orange coloured as are satsumas - Satsumas are a type of fruit as are apples - Apples can be green or red and in that respect they are much in common with traffic lights - Traffic lights are found on roads as are zebra crossings and road signs and stuff like that - Road signs enable you to see which road you are on and without them it would be like being in a place where the streets have no name - Which links us cryptically to U2 and Where The Streets Have No Name

* 500 people emailed in to say Mark Wahlberg was not in New Kids On The Block but Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch