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- Thu May 29, 2003 7:33 pm
#241702
Chris spent last night watching the John Leslie documentary. The programme said that rumours started circulating about John Leslie on the internet, and it showed a picture of a website saying 'John Leslie Sacked From This Morning', and just above that read 'Chris Moyles Rapped by BBC Bosses'.
Dave was watching the Champion's League final last night. Chris watched a bit of it, but he said he found it boring because no Leeds United players were involved. Chris also found it funny how Juventus is shortened to 'Juve', because Juventus is only 1 syllable longer. He thought it was pure laziness and said that it would only add 1ms to your life just to say the whole word.
As a result of a recent production meeting, Dave and Will have come up with a brand new feature: Carpark Catchphrase. The idea is that 2 people ring up from a carpark and Chris describes a well-known catchphrase to them. When a contestant knows the answer they 'buzz in' using their car horn. For legal reasons, Mr. Chips cannot feature, but in his place is the infamous Mr. Fish. Here are today's catchphrases:
1. A rock rolling around with some green stuff, but none of the green stuff seems to be sticking to the rock.
ANSWER - A rolling stone gathers no moss.
2. Mr. Fish smiling away with a bird in his hand, and some shrubs with 2 birds hiding amongst them.
ANSWER - A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush.
3. A cooking pot with a lot of chefs gathering round.
ANSWER - Too many cooks spoil the broth.
4. There are lots of eggs, and there's 2 chicks popping out of 2 of them. Mr. Fish looks as though he is trying to count something.
ANSWER - Don't count your chickens before they've been hatched.
5. There's a field, and the sun is shining and Mr. Fish is dressed as a farmer
Make hay whilst the sun shines.
Remember a couple of weeks ago when Aled wanted to go to the Matrix premiere, and the nasty PR man wouldn’t let him? Well the nice people at Warner Brothers decided this wasn’t fair, and to make up for it sent Aled a load of Matrix goodies, including a giant poster, a bag and the glasses. Aled was most impressed.
The team aren’t on tomorrow as they’re going to Cardiff…but they don’t know what they’re going to do there. Is it only me who doesn’t understand this at all? It’s not a big Radio 1 live event or anything like that, it seems to me they are just going for the sake of it? Most confusing and even more confusing that they get the day off for it too when they already got off bank holiday Monday. Oh well, more drinking stories on Monday probably.
Viaduct with Chris and Sophie. Chris was the loser as he fell at the question on Eddie ------, The owner of the Jordan racing team, he said Irvine. I dont need to tell you the answer, do I.
Sophies Prize Basket
Dandy Warhols - Welcome To The Monkey House album
Enough DVD starring Jennifer Lopez
The Quiet American on DVD again (must have them in bulk along with the Craig David CDS)
Darren Emerson Underwater CD
Girls Aloud Sound Of The Underground Debut Album
and... The Best Of S Club 7 on CD
Plus a replica Harry Potter Wand.
Chris got an email from Ster Cinemas in Cardiff happy that they were impressed with the cinema (they must not have been listening well as they havent been yet but Chris just had commented that there was a big poster saying its the biggest screen in Wales, probably on the back of a fat sheep or something.) They have invited Chris and the crew for free complimentary tickets of the film of their choice. Chris took this too literally and so his choice was some good porn like Jurassic Pork or Shaving Ryans Privates.
Amanda from the cinema emailed back and said she was not a dippy cow and that there is no porn. There is The Matrix though. Take it they dont mean the 1999 film.
BB ALED
Aled wore his Matrix sunglasses saying he looks sexay.
Dermot said that he exclusively revealed that they failed the task, a full hour after Aled said.
Big Brother highlighted and edited the Jon being boring, which Chris finds really funny. He thought they should vote out Federico.
Steph got her present from Big Brother with a video clip of her two dogs. They denied them a party and too much drink. There is still no audio from the show yet, thats being looked into. As of next week, there will be audio, hopefully. Chris said there is no one in the house that he hates. Federico has come up with a plan saying that they should refuse to state. Federico has failed to own up to losing the task. He is certain to be nominated. Anoushka is flirting with Federico. Jon fascinating conversation is that what are peoples ultimate sandwich. Chris decides to ring the Vote Jon out number but for some reason the BBC Internal phone system refuses to recognise the number whereas it worked on Aleds and Chris mobile.
Daves Tedious Link
Dodgy Good Enough - Good Enough usually is followed with the words To Eat - If you say To Eat really quickly you get Tweet who had a top 5 hit last year with Oops Oh My - Oops Oh My is what you might say if you accidentally drop a fax machine on your cat - Cats have claws as do Eagles - Eagles can fly up high on a wing - Anna Wing is the name of the actress who used to play Lou Beale in Eastenders who is currently not dead unlike Jim Robinson in Neighbours who passed away in his kitchen rather than Madges Kitchen or indeed Martikas Kitchen - Martikas Kitchen was the follow up song from Martika after her big hit Toy Soldiers - Soldiers of a different type are what you dip in your egg - Eggs come from Chickens - Chickens have wings - Wings was the group that featured Paul McCartney in the 70's - Paul McCartney is married to Heather Mills - According to a recent newspaper article and prime time TV expose and certainly not the views of myself or the BBC as a whole, used to hang out with an Arab Sheik with whom she probably had some Good Times - Which links us to Chic and Good Times (1979 kids)
Dave was watching the Champion's League final last night. Chris watched a bit of it, but he said he found it boring because no Leeds United players were involved. Chris also found it funny how Juventus is shortened to 'Juve', because Juventus is only 1 syllable longer. He thought it was pure laziness and said that it would only add 1ms to your life just to say the whole word.
As a result of a recent production meeting, Dave and Will have come up with a brand new feature: Carpark Catchphrase. The idea is that 2 people ring up from a carpark and Chris describes a well-known catchphrase to them. When a contestant knows the answer they 'buzz in' using their car horn. For legal reasons, Mr. Chips cannot feature, but in his place is the infamous Mr. Fish. Here are today's catchphrases:
1. A rock rolling around with some green stuff, but none of the green stuff seems to be sticking to the rock.
ANSWER - A rolling stone gathers no moss.
2. Mr. Fish smiling away with a bird in his hand, and some shrubs with 2 birds hiding amongst them.
ANSWER - A bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush.
3. A cooking pot with a lot of chefs gathering round.
ANSWER - Too many cooks spoil the broth.
4. There are lots of eggs, and there's 2 chicks popping out of 2 of them. Mr. Fish looks as though he is trying to count something.
ANSWER - Don't count your chickens before they've been hatched.
5. There's a field, and the sun is shining and Mr. Fish is dressed as a farmer
Make hay whilst the sun shines.
Remember a couple of weeks ago when Aled wanted to go to the Matrix premiere, and the nasty PR man wouldn’t let him? Well the nice people at Warner Brothers decided this wasn’t fair, and to make up for it sent Aled a load of Matrix goodies, including a giant poster, a bag and the glasses. Aled was most impressed.
The team aren’t on tomorrow as they’re going to Cardiff…but they don’t know what they’re going to do there. Is it only me who doesn’t understand this at all? It’s not a big Radio 1 live event or anything like that, it seems to me they are just going for the sake of it? Most confusing and even more confusing that they get the day off for it too when they already got off bank holiday Monday. Oh well, more drinking stories on Monday probably.
Viaduct with Chris and Sophie. Chris was the loser as he fell at the question on Eddie ------, The owner of the Jordan racing team, he said Irvine. I dont need to tell you the answer, do I.
Sophies Prize Basket
Dandy Warhols - Welcome To The Monkey House album
Enough DVD starring Jennifer Lopez
The Quiet American on DVD again (must have them in bulk along with the Craig David CDS)
Darren Emerson Underwater CD
Girls Aloud Sound Of The Underground Debut Album
and... The Best Of S Club 7 on CD
Plus a replica Harry Potter Wand.
Chris got an email from Ster Cinemas in Cardiff happy that they were impressed with the cinema (they must not have been listening well as they havent been yet but Chris just had commented that there was a big poster saying its the biggest screen in Wales, probably on the back of a fat sheep or something.) They have invited Chris and the crew for free complimentary tickets of the film of their choice. Chris took this too literally and so his choice was some good porn like Jurassic Pork or Shaving Ryans Privates.
Amanda from the cinema emailed back and said she was not a dippy cow and that there is no porn. There is The Matrix though. Take it they dont mean the 1999 film.
BB ALED
Aled wore his Matrix sunglasses saying he looks sexay.
Dermot said that he exclusively revealed that they failed the task, a full hour after Aled said.
Big Brother highlighted and edited the Jon being boring, which Chris finds really funny. He thought they should vote out Federico.
Steph got her present from Big Brother with a video clip of her two dogs. They denied them a party and too much drink. There is still no audio from the show yet, thats being looked into. As of next week, there will be audio, hopefully. Chris said there is no one in the house that he hates. Federico has come up with a plan saying that they should refuse to state. Federico has failed to own up to losing the task. He is certain to be nominated. Anoushka is flirting with Federico. Jon fascinating conversation is that what are peoples ultimate sandwich. Chris decides to ring the Vote Jon out number but for some reason the BBC Internal phone system refuses to recognise the number whereas it worked on Aleds and Chris mobile.
Daves Tedious Link
Dodgy Good Enough - Good Enough usually is followed with the words To Eat - If you say To Eat really quickly you get Tweet who had a top 5 hit last year with Oops Oh My - Oops Oh My is what you might say if you accidentally drop a fax machine on your cat - Cats have claws as do Eagles - Eagles can fly up high on a wing - Anna Wing is the name of the actress who used to play Lou Beale in Eastenders who is currently not dead unlike Jim Robinson in Neighbours who passed away in his kitchen rather than Madges Kitchen or indeed Martikas Kitchen - Martikas Kitchen was the follow up song from Martika after her big hit Toy Soldiers - Soldiers of a different type are what you dip in your egg - Eggs come from Chickens - Chickens have wings - Wings was the group that featured Paul McCartney in the 70's - Paul McCartney is married to Heather Mills - According to a recent newspaper article and prime time TV expose and certainly not the views of myself or the BBC as a whole, used to hang out with an Arab Sheik with whom she probably had some Good Times - Which links us to Chic and Good Times (1979 kids)
