The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Chris was annoyed at the weekend by a train being delayed at Newark. The train driver informed the passengers that there would be a 90 minute delay. 10 minutes later the delay had been reduced to 30 minutes, but it was another 45 minutes before the train finally got underway. When the train had finally got moving again, a signal fault occurred and the train was delayed for yet another 30 minutes. The driver got on the intercom and informed the passengers that they’d ran out of complaint forms.
Chris was pleased that R Kelly had made the number 1 spot at the weekend. He was listening to the charts with ‘Hi! This is Wes’ on Sunday and was amazed at how fast he talked. He was also shocked at how long it takes Wes to say goodbye at the end of the show. The team discussed the ‘I’m a Celebrity’ saga. They said they didn’t really watch the show, which is why they’ve got the king of the jungle himself, Mr. Tony Blackburn to do the updates.
Anthony was sad to leave and Tony enjoyed his ‘Rebel without a clue’ antics. He also added that Wayne and John had turned into something of an unlikely couple. Wayne had Fash singing a hornpipe last night while Wayne danced away in the toilet. Tony was sad that he’s now got to hand over his crown to the new king/queen of the jungle and he’s got a last minute inkling that Fash might go against all odds and manage to win it.
The Chris Moyles show is to be part of an exciting new competition called ‘Sweet FA’. The prize is the chance to win 2 tickets to see the FA cup final. Will explained the competition, but he completely stuffed it up and made it sound incredibly complicated. From what I could gather, the 2 winners, 1 a Southampton fan and 1 an Arsenal fan get to go to a pub, somewhere near Cardiff with 20 of their mates. Then they all battle against each other and the 2
luck winners get to go and see the game. Chris pointed out 2 flaws in this competition
1. The original winner won’t necessarily get to see the game
2. An Arsenal fan might have to go and see the game with a Southampton fan.
Will admitted that it possibly wasn’t the best thought out feature, but there was nothing he could do about it because it had all been organised.
Dave has got the worst song in the world to play. Its Fast Food Rockers with Fast Food Song. I forsaw this by one day. Chris has managed to notice that Dave is on the poll on Celebdaq for which celebrities partner should be on the list. You have the choice of Kylie, Jade Goody, Charlotte Church and Liz Hurleys other halfs along with Chris other half Comedy Dave. Dave commented that he felt uneasy as he saw a link between the other 4 being lovers and Chris and Dave are certainly not lovers. Will suggested they become fake lovers in a way to boost their shares. Dave is currently in the lead with a whopping 58% of the votes so he is more than likely to be added.

Daves Tedious Link
Brothers In Rhythm Such A Good Feeling - Such A Good Feeling is where I want to be - Bees make honey - Honey is sticky as is glue - Glue is made from melted down horses from the knackers yard - The word knackers shares many of the same letters as the word knockers - Kelly Brook has lovely knockers - Kelly Brook used to host the Big Breakfast - A big breakfast might contain some fried tomatos - Fried Green Tomatoes was a name of a film as was Weekend at Bernies 2 - Bernie is short for Bernard as in Bernard Matthews - Bernard Matthews makes Chicken Drummers - Drummers of a different kind were employed on Avril Lavignes Brit Awards performance - The name Avril is one of a very few girls names that start with A, much like Anneka - The worlds most famous Anneka was Anneka Rice - Rice comes in different types like boiled, fried and Saffron - And when you think of Saffron outside the world of rice you think of Saffron who was the lead singer with Republica - Which links us to Republica and Ready To Go

FLAWS
1. The film was called Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Cafe
2. There are over 200 girls names that start with A
3. Saffron is not a type of rice, its a flavouring

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