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- Tue Apr 01, 2003 6:30 pm
#241661
Chris and the team went training this morning, and Chris said he hasn't trained so hard for ages. Chris has got into football training, because he thinks it's the best way to keep fit. Chris got caught in the rain on the way home, so he had to run home as fast as he could. Jamie Redknapp has invited the team to train with Spurs. Chris was slightly worried because he can pass balls and he can run, but he can't do both at the same time. Will doesn't want to do
it because he's rubbish at football and he thinks Spurs will laugh at him. Chris says that he sees Will as the Teddy
Sheringham of the team. Chris said Dave is the Jamie Redknapp and Aled is the Kasey Keller.
The team have been sent a special game by the Banzai team. It's called the Banzai Bin-Chuck Challenge. The potential Sony-award winning idea is to throw pieces of paper towards a bin and try and get them into the bin from as far away as possible. They start at 10 feet and move forward 2 feet every time they miss. Will didn't manage to get it in until he was 2 feet away. Aled managed it from 8 feet away. Dave was the only one to do it from 10 feet away. Chris got it in from 6 feet away.
Chris is taking his girlfriend to the cinema tonight, so he went through the listings to see what’s on. In the end he decided on either Rules of Attraction or The Recruit. He’d like to see The Recruit but knows Sophie will probably prefer Rules of Attraction. However he thinks Dawson’s Creek irritates her as much as him (James Van Der Beek plays Dawson and is in Rules of Attraction) and so fingers crossed for The Recruit. Next link she’s rang him to say ‘Dawson Please’ just to annoy him. It kills me to say it but I’m beginning to like this girl.
Yesterday Chris was driving in his car with the top down listening to the Eminem album. He had to stop at traffic lights where a school trip of young, impressionable children were crossing the road. Unfortunately it happened to be at a point in ‘Sing for the moment’ where there is a lot of swearing, and the sweet, innocent children heard every word. Chris “I’m genuinely sorry, but look on the bright side, at least I taught them a new way of using the English language.”
Dave had a new game called Whos The Daddy, set to the tune of Daddy Cool by Boney M but with Dave shouting Who over the Cool line. The game was simple, Dave read out a famous personality who also has a famous father, Chris and Will had to guess who it was. Chris beat Will 6-3. They were all pretty simple like
Michael Douglas - Kirk Douglas
Liam Botham - Ian Botham
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tony Curtis etc
Dave ballsed up the Martin Sheen/Emilio Estevez link.
Chris used the Catchphrase music for a correct answer.
Unfortunately theres another one tomorrow.
Chris wanted Aled to voice the start of the Mario record Are You Ready For Me but Aleds mobile went off in the nick of time. Chris got a present at 5:10 and Dave told him to close his eyes. He said that if he closed his eyes, Aled would interfere with him. Chris got a gnome wearing a Ben Sherman shirt. It was a present from Ben Sherman himself. He said he was a big fan. Aled said that it might be an April Fool because he thought he didnt exist. Chris said that he thought it was just a PR Stunt. Will cleared it up as the people from the PR sent them it to keep Will and Dave company. Chris said that Dave is jealous of his gnome and will go out and buy a gnome with a wheelbarrow just to outdo him.
Daves Tedious Link
The Seahorses are the smallest type of horse in the world following the Shetland Pony - Ponies used to be used down pit to transport coal and stuff like that in mines - Cigarrettes and Alcohol should not be sold to minors but in this case its not coal miners theyre trying to protect, its minors as in children and impressionable youths - Musical Youth are famous for passing the dutchie - Another type of dutchie is a thin area of land owned by a Duke or Duchess - Duchess rhymes with Hutches which is the plural for hutch, a secure compound for rabbits - Rabbits eat carrots as do vegetarians - Vegetarians like reggae and camper vans (all laugh) and are followers of rock festivals and jossticks and if a josstick was left unattended on someones teepee it could start a huge forest fire that could destroy vast areas of woodland and in that respect their careless use of jossticks is naughty and a treat to nature - Which links us to Naughty By Nature and O.P.P
it because he's rubbish at football and he thinks Spurs will laugh at him. Chris says that he sees Will as the Teddy
Sheringham of the team. Chris said Dave is the Jamie Redknapp and Aled is the Kasey Keller.
The team have been sent a special game by the Banzai team. It's called the Banzai Bin-Chuck Challenge. The potential Sony-award winning idea is to throw pieces of paper towards a bin and try and get them into the bin from as far away as possible. They start at 10 feet and move forward 2 feet every time they miss. Will didn't manage to get it in until he was 2 feet away. Aled managed it from 8 feet away. Dave was the only one to do it from 10 feet away. Chris got it in from 6 feet away.
Chris is taking his girlfriend to the cinema tonight, so he went through the listings to see what’s on. In the end he decided on either Rules of Attraction or The Recruit. He’d like to see The Recruit but knows Sophie will probably prefer Rules of Attraction. However he thinks Dawson’s Creek irritates her as much as him (James Van Der Beek plays Dawson and is in Rules of Attraction) and so fingers crossed for The Recruit. Next link she’s rang him to say ‘Dawson Please’ just to annoy him. It kills me to say it but I’m beginning to like this girl.
Yesterday Chris was driving in his car with the top down listening to the Eminem album. He had to stop at traffic lights where a school trip of young, impressionable children were crossing the road. Unfortunately it happened to be at a point in ‘Sing for the moment’ where there is a lot of swearing, and the sweet, innocent children heard every word. Chris “I’m genuinely sorry, but look on the bright side, at least I taught them a new way of using the English language.”
Dave had a new game called Whos The Daddy, set to the tune of Daddy Cool by Boney M but with Dave shouting Who over the Cool line. The game was simple, Dave read out a famous personality who also has a famous father, Chris and Will had to guess who it was. Chris beat Will 6-3. They were all pretty simple like
Michael Douglas - Kirk Douglas
Liam Botham - Ian Botham
Jamie Lee Curtis - Tony Curtis etc
Dave ballsed up the Martin Sheen/Emilio Estevez link.
Chris used the Catchphrase music for a correct answer.
Unfortunately theres another one tomorrow.
Chris wanted Aled to voice the start of the Mario record Are You Ready For Me but Aleds mobile went off in the nick of time. Chris got a present at 5:10 and Dave told him to close his eyes. He said that if he closed his eyes, Aled would interfere with him. Chris got a gnome wearing a Ben Sherman shirt. It was a present from Ben Sherman himself. He said he was a big fan. Aled said that it might be an April Fool because he thought he didnt exist. Chris said that he thought it was just a PR Stunt. Will cleared it up as the people from the PR sent them it to keep Will and Dave company. Chris said that Dave is jealous of his gnome and will go out and buy a gnome with a wheelbarrow just to outdo him.
Daves Tedious Link
The Seahorses are the smallest type of horse in the world following the Shetland Pony - Ponies used to be used down pit to transport coal and stuff like that in mines - Cigarrettes and Alcohol should not be sold to minors but in this case its not coal miners theyre trying to protect, its minors as in children and impressionable youths - Musical Youth are famous for passing the dutchie - Another type of dutchie is a thin area of land owned by a Duke or Duchess - Duchess rhymes with Hutches which is the plural for hutch, a secure compound for rabbits - Rabbits eat carrots as do vegetarians - Vegetarians like reggae and camper vans (all laugh) and are followers of rock festivals and jossticks and if a josstick was left unattended on someones teepee it could start a huge forest fire that could destroy vast areas of woodland and in that respect their careless use of jossticks is naughty and a treat to nature - Which links us to Naughty By Nature and O.P.P
