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Today Chris was annoyed because Aled had a day off, and he didn’t know why or even that he had until he got in today. He say’s it’s not on, the members of the team having random days off whenever they feel like it. This lead to the repeat playing of Michael Winner’s “calm down dear”. Chris: “How long do you think we can get away with playing this?” Will: “I don’t know to be honest, I shouldn’t say on air but we haven’t exactly jumped through the legal hoops we should have done.” It comes out that Will has been to Michael Winner’s house. Apparently in a previous job on another radio station the show ‘thing’ was that they were a big fan of Michael Winner, so they all got invited round his house. Will says they should get him on the show as he’s a highly intelligent man and has a lot of good storys.
Chris can’t believe its Friday already. Tomorrow is the England match, so Chris is taking Sophie out in the day so he can watch the England match at teatime. He thanks Dave for teaching him this trick.

Big Blubber – The Final Push
Aled – Aled led star student Will astray on Tuesday when he took him on ‘a romantic love stroll’. This naturally caused uproar, especially when Scott followed it up by calling the Will and Aled “the two lovers”, much to the delight of Chris and Dave. He hasn’t had a good week so hopefully the beginning of April will mark a new start for him.
Will – Will has been working hard again, he did 5k on the running machine and beat Dave. He got lickly – lickly brown nose again. This lead to a much giggling acceptance speech as Chris yelled out ‘CON’ in reminder of the teams mis-hearing of Aled a couple of weeks ago, causing Will to lose concentration after saying “I’d like to thank the Sony’s for....oh no.”
Dave – Dave enjoyed playing football until Chris beat him on penalties, so next time they played he was fouling and knocking Chris about. His pride was injured again by being beaten by Will of all people.
Chris – Chris’s review was very very short as Will admitted that the minidisc went wrong. So Chris made up the rest informing everybody how great he was.
The half-marathon in Norway idea has been knocked on the head because it wasn’t practical. However they are arranging another one, and will let us know when everything is finalised.
Chris still has builders in his flat. They’ve been there from the end of January and he’s sick of it now, he wants his flat back. He hates it, he say’s he’s a big kid and can’t handle grown up stuff. He has no idea what he’s doing, he’s managed to but a state of the art kitchen and oven and he can’t even cook, and has also managed to acquire himself an extra microwave, so now he has two. He knows it will be worth it eventually but its really annoying.

Edith Bowman Factfile
Born on 15th January 1975 in Anstruther, Fife, Scotland
Presented MTV News in the UK in 1997
Presented various MTV shows throughout late 90's
Joined Capital Radio as a DJ
Is best buddies with Cat Deeley and made a road trip show for the now defunct BBC Choice.
Showbiz reporter for RI:SE which led to main anchor woman in Jan 2003, ailing Channel 4 programme that she still is presenting until the end of this month with Iain Lee.
Left Capital with Cat Deeley and has jumped to Radio 1 to work alongside former RI:SE colleague Colin Murray.

Main Bits of Interview
The debut show starts tomorrow at 10am. She is going out tonight firstly for a short team briefing and then to the University of London for an Athlete Gig.
A lot of text came in asking her in her accent to pronounce certain words like Curly Wurly, All The Squirrels in the World and the classic Taggart line Theres been a murder.
Chris and Dave tried to give her tips on how to cope with a successful Saturday morning show. Chris pointed out the crap pubs and shops to her. The team seemed to get on well with her from the interview. Sometimes its easy to hear in the interview if the person is apprehensive or suspicious but she joined in. Whats wrong with me, im praising someone, thats not supposed to happen.
Her family owns the Crows Nest, a hotel in Scotland. Her dad is an electrician. Chris mocked her for not having any guests on tomorrow. Its supposedly her dream is to work at Radio 1. Colin wasnt on because he was still suffering jetlag from Miami. He will be on tomorrow. Edith went to an Avril Lavigne concert and she said she felt as though she was the oldest person there. Edith brought in a Hot Hot Heat T-Shirt for Chris which was too small, he said he was slimmer but not that slim. Chris tried to pair Will up with Edith. Edith sexiest male shes ever met is Dave Grohl from the Foo Fighters. Chris went all pervy when she said she puts on her waitress outfit and scoops out the food for Xmas dinner in Scotland.

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