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The team started the show by wishing Davina McCall good luck for the Brits. Chris went looking on the internet last night for a arcade game to put in his conservatory. They cost anything between $3000 and $1500 so he’ll have to dip into his savings because he wants two, a really old one like Pacman or Paperboy (how come Aled can’t remember this, but I can and I’m 16?) and the Star Wars trilogy.

Big Blubber 3 – The Final Push (with funky new bed and everything)
Aled – Disappointing start as he didn’t attend Wednesday, however Thursday at the gym he flexed his muscles (I’m not going to comment in any way, however tempting) and did well. Currently Aled is in good shape, but needs to push himself for the summer half marathon, which is looming ever nearer.
Dave – Uncharacteristically Dave was a star student this week. He completed a 5-½ mile run by himself on Wednesday, and on Thursday he ran to the gym, which Scott thought was impressive until he realised it was because he couldn’t be arsed to pay the £5 congestion charge. But despite being tight Dave won Licky licky brown nose this week.
Will – Will completed a 36 minute run on Wednesday, which is his longest to date. He hated it but worked really hard regardless, so even though he missed Thursday he has to be applauded for his ‘super effort’.
Chris – A good week again, Chris has really turned the corner in regards to his training. He is determined to lose weight and has definitely decided to put the effort back in.

The team had more Coldplay – Clocks remixes. Sheldon from diffusion online got his played today. He and his mates formed a Scooter tribute band – Moped. This was as usual very very good, including phrases such as ‘Naughty Vicar’ and “Gwyneth are you ready”. For those who didn’t hear it, it was basically in the exact style of Scooter, high-pitched voice and then bloke going “yeah, bring the house down” etc etc. If I didn’t know better I would have thought it really was Scooter sunk to even lower levels, if that was possible.


Best British Single Award - Liberty X - Just A Little
Best Robbie Williams British Male Award - Robbie Williams
Best International Breakthru - Norah Jones
Best Brit Breakthru - Will Young
Best Urban Act - Ms Dynamite
Best British Female - Ms Dynamite
Best International Male - Eminem
Best Pop - Blue

Justin Timberlake duetting with Kylie Minogue
George Michael duetting with Ms Dynamite
Avril Lavigne with a hundred drummers

Scott Mills joined Chris from a car park outside the Brits. Every popstar is texting people on the red carpet. Avril Lavigne is chewing gum and looking glum. Scott said that the stage is huge and Davina can run up to the winners. He said that Pink has Beefeater Guards with her on stage and the campest dancers ever. Chris cheekily said that he will leave him to it. Colin Murray is peeved that Chris was trailing the Brits on ITV at 8pm, exactly the same time as his show.

Daves Tedious Link
Tubthumping - Tubthumping is a slang term for playing the drums - Drum was the name of the yacht that sunk in 1986 which endangered the life of Simon Le Bon - Le Bon is french for the good - The Goodmen had a 1993 hit with Give It Up - 10 years earlier KC & The Sunshine Band also had a hit with the same name Give It Up - Sunshine On A Rainy Day - Rainy Day In Georgia - Georgia is the home state of REM - REM recorded Shiny Happy People with the help of the B52's - A B52 is an ill advised drink involving Kalua - If you rearrange some of the letters you can get Koala - Koalas are found in Australia - Australia is a place that requires a visa, India is another place - India is the home of curry - Curry gives you the squits - Squits rhymes with The Brits - and topically tonight is all about the Brits and when you think of classic Brits performances from years gone by you think of Jarvis * pulling a moony in front of Michael Jackson - Which links us to Pulp and Common People

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