chrismoyles.net
- Tue Feb 04, 2003 6:11 pm
#241623
Sidla/Sam/Bob
1. TATU-All The Things She Said, 2. N'Sync-Girlfriend, 3. Idlewild-A Modern Way Of Letting Go, 4. Layo & Bushwacka -Love Story, 5. Big Brovaz-O.K. NEWS, 6. Jay-Z & Beyonce-Bonnie & Clyde, 7. Love Inc-You're a Superstar, 8. Jody Lei-Showdown, 9. DJ Sammy-Heaven, 10. Turin Brakes-Pain Killer 11. Eminem–Lose Yourself, 12. PureTone-Addicted to Bass, 13. Kelly Osbourne–Shut Up, 14. Coldplay–The Scientist, NEWS, 15. Justin Timberlake-Cry Me a River, MISSED, 17. Coral-Dreaming Of You, 18. Oakenfold-Starry Eyed Surprise, 19. Sarah Whatmore-Automatic, NEWS, 20. Divine Inspiration-The Way, 21. Stereophonics-Have A Nice Day, 22. Blazin Squad-Reminisce, 23. Foo Fighters-All My Life, 24. Kelly Rowland-Stole, 25. Chemical Bros-Setting Sun, 26. Chris Aguilera-Pitiful(Stay Terry Venables), 27. LL Cool J-Paradise, 28. Kira-Ill Be Your Angel
The team were discussing the documentary on Michael Jackson last night, but were prevented from going into details by the bosses. Chris joked that ITV had also been following him around for 8 months and it will be shown later in the year. Chris had got exclusive clips from the forthcoming show. They played a clip of last nights show where Michael went into a shop in Las Vegas and bought nearly everything in sight. Chris wondered why Martin didn't ask Michael to buy him something!
Chris started talking about the shopping clip again and he said that Michael shopped like a bloke. He didn't mess around like women do, he just saw something he liked and bought it! Chris had recorded a number of 'comedy' sketches from the forthcoming 'Living with Chris Moyles'. The sketch featured Chris saying Yep, I'll have one of them, one of them, another one of those, oh and another pint of lager and a packet of pork scratchings. After the news Chris commented that he's fed up of Uri Geller defending Michael Jackson. Chris said Uri can hardly say anyone's not weird when Uri bends spoons for a living!
Chris asked what the deal was with Nelly and the plaster on his face. Dave said he heard Matt Barbette say that Nelly's got a pact with his brother who's in jail. Nelly's wearing the plaster until his brother gets out. Chris asked what his brother was in jail for; stealing plasters maybe?
'Living with Chris Moyles' part 2: This time Dave was the interviewer and he asked Chris why he was so fat. Was it because he drank excessive amounts of lager. Chris replied No, it's just called adolescence.
Chris mucked up the Kelly Osbourne record by playing the Bert Bonzai bloke saying ‘shut up’ at the wrong time, and insisting on going back and correcting it. Guess Who by Dave – Dina Carroll. He saw her today while the team were training in the park, so that ends the rumours that Chris has given up training. She was famous in the mid nineties as a singer.
Following on from the Jody/Jodi talk earlier, the top boys name last year was Matthew, and the top girls Emily. The second most popular boys was Tyler. Chris said you wouldn’t call your child Roofer or Plumber so why Tyler?
There was nothing of any note really after 4:30. Chris kept talking about the Leeds Gillingham match on tonight and he cant find a TV station that is showing it. He had to make do with 5 Live instead. In the news there was a trail about the first mobile police station. It will be on wheels like a library van. The first place it will be in is Liverpool. Chris was ever so tempted to do the stereotype joke but he didnt. Ill do it then. Mobile Police Station on Wheels in Liverpool, wont be on wheels in about 4 hours time. Chris played his parody again of the Christina Aguilera song about the trouble at Elland Road and in particular Terry Venables.
NEWSBEAT WORD - UMBRELLA
Daves Tedious Link
Love Spreads - Love Spread is one way of describing chocolate body paint but it wasnt good for keeping clean sheets - Keeping clean sheets is something you wouldnt associate with West Ham keeper David James - David shares his surname with Clive James - Clive James brought to the world Margarita Pracatan - Pracatan rhymes with Chaka Khan - Chaka Khan shares her forename with Chaka Demus - Chaka Demus running partner was Pliers - Pliers rhymes with Tyres - Tyres need to be inflated as do armbands - Armbands are made to be used in preventing children from drowning in swimming pools - Swimming pools are cleaned using chlorine and other chemicals - Which links us to Chemical Bros and Setting Sun
1. TATU-All The Things She Said, 2. N'Sync-Girlfriend, 3. Idlewild-A Modern Way Of Letting Go, 4. Layo & Bushwacka -Love Story, 5. Big Brovaz-O.K. NEWS, 6. Jay-Z & Beyonce-Bonnie & Clyde, 7. Love Inc-You're a Superstar, 8. Jody Lei-Showdown, 9. DJ Sammy-Heaven, 10. Turin Brakes-Pain Killer 11. Eminem–Lose Yourself, 12. PureTone-Addicted to Bass, 13. Kelly Osbourne–Shut Up, 14. Coldplay–The Scientist, NEWS, 15. Justin Timberlake-Cry Me a River, MISSED, 17. Coral-Dreaming Of You, 18. Oakenfold-Starry Eyed Surprise, 19. Sarah Whatmore-Automatic, NEWS, 20. Divine Inspiration-The Way, 21. Stereophonics-Have A Nice Day, 22. Blazin Squad-Reminisce, 23. Foo Fighters-All My Life, 24. Kelly Rowland-Stole, 25. Chemical Bros-Setting Sun, 26. Chris Aguilera-Pitiful(Stay Terry Venables), 27. LL Cool J-Paradise, 28. Kira-Ill Be Your Angel
The team were discussing the documentary on Michael Jackson last night, but were prevented from going into details by the bosses. Chris joked that ITV had also been following him around for 8 months and it will be shown later in the year. Chris had got exclusive clips from the forthcoming show. They played a clip of last nights show where Michael went into a shop in Las Vegas and bought nearly everything in sight. Chris wondered why Martin didn't ask Michael to buy him something!
Chris started talking about the shopping clip again and he said that Michael shopped like a bloke. He didn't mess around like women do, he just saw something he liked and bought it! Chris had recorded a number of 'comedy' sketches from the forthcoming 'Living with Chris Moyles'. The sketch featured Chris saying Yep, I'll have one of them, one of them, another one of those, oh and another pint of lager and a packet of pork scratchings. After the news Chris commented that he's fed up of Uri Geller defending Michael Jackson. Chris said Uri can hardly say anyone's not weird when Uri bends spoons for a living!
Chris asked what the deal was with Nelly and the plaster on his face. Dave said he heard Matt Barbette say that Nelly's got a pact with his brother who's in jail. Nelly's wearing the plaster until his brother gets out. Chris asked what his brother was in jail for; stealing plasters maybe?
'Living with Chris Moyles' part 2: This time Dave was the interviewer and he asked Chris why he was so fat. Was it because he drank excessive amounts of lager. Chris replied No, it's just called adolescence.
Chris mucked up the Kelly Osbourne record by playing the Bert Bonzai bloke saying ‘shut up’ at the wrong time, and insisting on going back and correcting it. Guess Who by Dave – Dina Carroll. He saw her today while the team were training in the park, so that ends the rumours that Chris has given up training. She was famous in the mid nineties as a singer.
Following on from the Jody/Jodi talk earlier, the top boys name last year was Matthew, and the top girls Emily. The second most popular boys was Tyler. Chris said you wouldn’t call your child Roofer or Plumber so why Tyler?
There was nothing of any note really after 4:30. Chris kept talking about the Leeds Gillingham match on tonight and he cant find a TV station that is showing it. He had to make do with 5 Live instead. In the news there was a trail about the first mobile police station. It will be on wheels like a library van. The first place it will be in is Liverpool. Chris was ever so tempted to do the stereotype joke but he didnt. Ill do it then. Mobile Police Station on Wheels in Liverpool, wont be on wheels in about 4 hours time. Chris played his parody again of the Christina Aguilera song about the trouble at Elland Road and in particular Terry Venables.
NEWSBEAT WORD - UMBRELLA
Daves Tedious Link
Love Spreads - Love Spread is one way of describing chocolate body paint but it wasnt good for keeping clean sheets - Keeping clean sheets is something you wouldnt associate with West Ham keeper David James - David shares his surname with Clive James - Clive James brought to the world Margarita Pracatan - Pracatan rhymes with Chaka Khan - Chaka Khan shares her forename with Chaka Demus - Chaka Demus running partner was Pliers - Pliers rhymes with Tyres - Tyres need to be inflated as do armbands - Armbands are made to be used in preventing children from drowning in swimming pools - Swimming pools are cleaned using chlorine and other chemicals - Which links us to Chemical Bros and Setting Sun
