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- Mon Nov 25, 2002 7:28 pm
#241582
Divine Inspiration - The Way, Ja Rule - Livin It Up, Atomic Kitten - The Last Goodbye NEWS Coldplay - The Scientist, Shaggy - It Wasnt Me, Jay Z & Beyonce - Bonnie & Clyde, No Doubt - Hey Baby, DJ Sammy - Heaven, Foo Fighters - Learn To Fly, Pink - Family Portrait, Dannii Minogue - Put The Needle On It
CCBB Cheggers
Goldie was voted out last night so the chances of an argument ever happening in the house are now zilch unless Sue decides the hard lesbian act will win her votes. Cheggers said that he is tipping either Les or Mark to win. He said that the producers need to notice where they have went wrong when they picked the wrong people. The weekend was only livened up by Melinda donning a swimsuit and getting wet. The next task is a test on the other people of the house. Each person will get a question about a fellow contestant and they have to answer it correctly. The person who fails the task has the task of picking the next 2 to be put up for the public vote.
Another week, another Leeds defeat and another Everton victory. Everton are third and Leeds are in 14th. Dave is a happy chappie. Chris was sent some pet mits, stroke and groom your pet at the same time. Will tried them on Aled. Amazingly no stroking pussy jokes came out. Aled said that he has no animal but he was sure it would come in useful. Chris said he had an animal but it was in his pants. Dave thought they would be useful for scraping off long hairs of the girlfriend that stick to the back of the sofa.
Chris is on Day 1 of DryWatch. He will not drink this week. He will spend this week listening to the albums he hasnt got round to listening to. Chris recommended the Pink album to Dave.
Chris was preparing for his Top 40 Chart that he is presenting THIS Sunday. Chris went down the charts on Sunday and mentioned that Rhinestone Cowboy from Rikki and DAZ made it to Number 12. Chris played the clip where Jo Whiley introduced the song with the part about wanting to kneecap Chris for the record. He also said that she turned it off after only 2 minutes of it. Its a pity the Streets arent in the charts, I wouldve like to hear him talking over it on purpose. Chris doesnt know whether to put on a DJ Cheese voice or his natural voice. Dave said to be natural as the cheese would get immensely irritating for a whole 3 hours. Chris played the old chart rundown and counted down in a cheesy voice.
FA ALED
Sinead is at rock bottom after Jeremy(the personal development classes) went into the BBC messageboards and read out some damning things about her saying that she cant dance (Im not Britney Spears for gods sake), that her performance was awful on Friday night and that shes acting very flirty towards the boys like shes a ho.
Sinead and Malachi are up for probation. The other probationer will be announced shortly.
Katie was voted out on Friday.
David forgot to strip off after he was saved.
Ainslie thinks he, Sinead and Malachi will be up for the vote. He aims to perform his own composition if hes up for probabation again.
There is only 2 weeks left until the final.
Daves Tedious Link
Nomad I Wanna Give You Devotion - Nomad rhymes with gonad which is something you have a pair of - Other examples of things that come in pairs are socks and gloves - Gloves are worn on the hands - Hands are made up of fingers - Fish Fingers are made by Captain Birdseye - Captain Birdseye has a beard as does Jeremy Beadle - Beadle is very close in its construction to the word Beagle, which is a type of large eared dog - Dogs live in baskets (think youll find its a kennel Dave) - Chicken in a Basket is a popular pub snack as are chicken nuggets - A nugget is a large lump of gold - Gold Blend is a type of coffee - Coffee is commonly drunk by people on night shifts such as petrol station attendents and firefighters - The firefighters are currently on strike due to a pay dispute unlike the Foo Fighters who certainly arent on a strike and performed to the very best of their ability at Wembley Arena on Friday night (Dave was there, he said they were ace) - Which links us to the Foo Fighters and Learn To Fly
CCBB Cheggers
Goldie was voted out last night so the chances of an argument ever happening in the house are now zilch unless Sue decides the hard lesbian act will win her votes. Cheggers said that he is tipping either Les or Mark to win. He said that the producers need to notice where they have went wrong when they picked the wrong people. The weekend was only livened up by Melinda donning a swimsuit and getting wet. The next task is a test on the other people of the house. Each person will get a question about a fellow contestant and they have to answer it correctly. The person who fails the task has the task of picking the next 2 to be put up for the public vote.
Another week, another Leeds defeat and another Everton victory. Everton are third and Leeds are in 14th. Dave is a happy chappie. Chris was sent some pet mits, stroke and groom your pet at the same time. Will tried them on Aled. Amazingly no stroking pussy jokes came out. Aled said that he has no animal but he was sure it would come in useful. Chris said he had an animal but it was in his pants. Dave thought they would be useful for scraping off long hairs of the girlfriend that stick to the back of the sofa.
Chris is on Day 1 of DryWatch. He will not drink this week. He will spend this week listening to the albums he hasnt got round to listening to. Chris recommended the Pink album to Dave.
Chris was preparing for his Top 40 Chart that he is presenting THIS Sunday. Chris went down the charts on Sunday and mentioned that Rhinestone Cowboy from Rikki and DAZ made it to Number 12. Chris played the clip where Jo Whiley introduced the song with the part about wanting to kneecap Chris for the record. He also said that she turned it off after only 2 minutes of it. Its a pity the Streets arent in the charts, I wouldve like to hear him talking over it on purpose. Chris doesnt know whether to put on a DJ Cheese voice or his natural voice. Dave said to be natural as the cheese would get immensely irritating for a whole 3 hours. Chris played the old chart rundown and counted down in a cheesy voice.
FA ALED
Sinead is at rock bottom after Jeremy(the personal development classes) went into the BBC messageboards and read out some damning things about her saying that she cant dance (Im not Britney Spears for gods sake), that her performance was awful on Friday night and that shes acting very flirty towards the boys like shes a ho.
Sinead and Malachi are up for probation. The other probationer will be announced shortly.
Katie was voted out on Friday.
David forgot to strip off after he was saved.
Ainslie thinks he, Sinead and Malachi will be up for the vote. He aims to perform his own composition if hes up for probabation again.
There is only 2 weeks left until the final.
Daves Tedious Link
Nomad I Wanna Give You Devotion - Nomad rhymes with gonad which is something you have a pair of - Other examples of things that come in pairs are socks and gloves - Gloves are worn on the hands - Hands are made up of fingers - Fish Fingers are made by Captain Birdseye - Captain Birdseye has a beard as does Jeremy Beadle - Beadle is very close in its construction to the word Beagle, which is a type of large eared dog - Dogs live in baskets (think youll find its a kennel Dave) - Chicken in a Basket is a popular pub snack as are chicken nuggets - A nugget is a large lump of gold - Gold Blend is a type of coffee - Coffee is commonly drunk by people on night shifts such as petrol station attendents and firefighters - The firefighters are currently on strike due to a pay dispute unlike the Foo Fighters who certainly arent on a strike and performed to the very best of their ability at Wembley Arena on Friday night (Dave was there, he said they were ace) - Which links us to the Foo Fighters and Learn To Fly
