The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Liberty X - Holding On For You, Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want, Shy FX - Dont Wanna Know NEWS Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block, Modjo - Lady Hear Me Tonight, Basement Jaxx - Acid Luv , Ian Van Dahl - Try, Nomad - I Wanna Give You Devotion, (another round of Old Skool Intros), Madonna - Die Another Day, Liam Lynch - United States Of Whatever

Cheggers joined Chris to talk about the latest goings on in the house, which is in fact very little. It might get as dull as Fame Academy. Viewing figures have fallen by 2.7 million viewers after the first night. Keith managed to get Anthea Turner on the phone and she said that they didnt pick people who were vastly different to each other. She thought we as viewers evilly want the people to start rowing and spice it up a bit and that last year had differing styles of people like Eubank and Vanessa.
Keith and Chris discussed Anne Diamonds weight. Chris said that if your overweight then you shouldnt wear tight clothes, but then again you shouldnt wear a marquee either. Cheggers thought that she must have went to Millets before going into the house. Chris described her as a circus tent full of animals. Cheggers will be rehearsing his lines for the panto hes about to do at the weekend
Chris brought out this months FHM and decided to feature the Gay Test in it... and chose Aled. Aled agreed and Chris asked all the questions. The results told you what level of gay you are with Elton John being the most gay and Chuck Norris the least gay. Aleds results said he was inbetween Ronan Keating and Lawrence Llewylln Bowen.

FA ALED UPDATE
Last night Marli and Jeremy, the personal tutor, snogged at a party. Mark Owen and Melinda are fans of the show and were complaining that they cant see it. They like Ainslie.
David, Katie and Ainslie are up for the public vote. David will strip naked again in front of Cat Deeley if he gets voted back in again. Katie received a T-Shirt from the Royal Marines in Afghanistan. She gets 90% of the stuff that reaches the academy. She now believes that she might stay to the end. Ainslie was very talkative. He said that he knows that he whinges and whines. Aled said that if Ainslie isnt saved by the public, then the rest will most likely vote him out because he is too much of a threat. There were no A Grade student this week because of the water fight. Lionel Richie is coming back tonight to perform with the students. Aled said that the voting has been rigged by Katie followers who have been voting after Aled appeared on BBC Choice talking about the vote. He said that Katie was on 20% on Thursday and since his appearance, she has leapt to 1st.

Daves Tedious Link
Groove Armada If Everybody Looked The Same - If everybody looked the same the entire world would be made up of clones - If you take the L out of the word clones you get cones which are receptacles for holding ice cream - Ice Cream melts as do polar ice caps - Another type of a cap is a Shower Cap, which is what girls wear to stop their hair getting wet - Wet Wet Wet were fronted by lead singer Marti Pellow who recently starred in the hit West End musical Chicago - The lead role in Chicago is now being played by Michael Greco - Greco rhymes with Gecko which is a type of small lizard - Lizard Point is the most Southerly point of Mainland Britain and is situated in the County of Cornwall - Cornwall is famous for its pasties and its beaches - Beaches are made up of tiny little lumps of sand as are deserts - The Deserts of Northern Africa are inhabited by herds of travelling tribesmen who ride camels in search of water and accomodation and are known as being Nomads - Which links us to Nomad and I Wanna Give You Devotion (With The Big Ben Chimes Live)

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