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- Mon Nov 04, 2002 6:00 pm
#241564
1. Eminem - My Name Is 2. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 3. Royksopp - Poor Leno 4. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Zephyr Song NEWS 5. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma 6. DJ Sammy - Heaven 7. Pink - Family Portrait 8. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry 9. Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block 10. Avril Lavigne - Complicated NEWS 11. Mary J Blige - Family Affair 12. MISSED 13. Blazing Squad - Love On The Line 14. Ian Van Dahl - Try NEWS 15. Eminem - Lose Yourself 16. Coldplay - The Scientist 17. Liberty X - Holding On For You 18. Jesus Jones - International Bright Young Thing 19. Madonna - Die Another Day 20. Who Da Funk - Shiny Disco Balls
Hello people, this is the first review I’ve ever done so be nice to me! I’ll review up until where uglybob takes over. Here goes:
Chris: “You ready”
Dave: “Yup”
Chris: “Lets play the first record then”
Dave: “Where’s the goal” (Everton beat Leeds at the weekend)
Chris said that he thinks the show is too football based and they are alienating listeners - like girls and men with ginger hair. Dave made him play the clip and just as Everton are about to score Chris cut into a Leeds song.
Because Grey ‘Ed’s away Lizzie, former tea maker, is producing the show for a week. Chris said that she has changed. He had a whole load of Tim Westwood clips which got very annoying after a while.
Chris had a new flash mobile which had loads of gadgets. However the ring tones are weird, they were proper tunes rather than beeping, which is the only way I can describe it. Chris prefers the traditional beeping tunes - why would he want a cuckoo clock as a ring tone?
The Eminem Win A Trip To LA Lyrics Game
Round 1 - Natasha from Birmingham vs Brinn from Cardiff
Rules: Each got a lyric from an Eminem song, they had to give the next lyric and the song it comes from. Brinn won but Chris was very harsh I thought, they had to get the EXACT lyric.
Eminem game - round 2
Anna from Manchester v’s Andrew from Manchester. Half way through Vinnie Jones interrupted and told Chris to hurry up. Andrew won after a tie break question.
Vinnie Jones came on and complained about having to wait for 15 minutes and about a $150 bar bill Moyles and Evans left him with when they went to America. He has an album out which was harder to do than he thought. He manages to follow the football in America and says over the pond women are more interested in football than men. Chris found it weird that most Americans didn’t even know they had a team in the World Cup yet England completely shut down for it. Vinnie says he’s thinking about doing a radio show with Bradley Walsh. Chris said if they don’t go up against him he would provide the jingles for it. Vinnie won best Supporting Actor at the New York Film Festival last week.
Vinnie felt jet-lagged. Chris said he would give the money he owes Vinnie to Evans and Vinnie can get it off him. Chris asked to be in a video and Vinnie said he can be in a Barcadi ad. They play a bit of Vinnie’s song Everybody (needs somebody). I have to be honest - It’s awful! ( I Agree - Uglybob)
Vinnie has a tattoo of the Leeds crest. Chris said he had put on a bit of weight since starting the TV show. Chris said when Vinnie hugged him, his blood vessels felt like bursting. He told the story about Chris Evans refusing to have his picture taken with Titters in LA. Vinnie got really narked with him so Evans gave in, as you would.
“Six months ago Paul Titley was a nobody, and it could be argued that he still is” Yes, the moment we’ve all been waiting for (!!!) Titters has come all the way from Cannock to have his sideburns shaved by Vinnie and all he said was “nice to you you again mate”. The said sideburns have got even longer and Titters has raised £298 for Children in Need to get them shaved off.
Lizzie shaved off one of Titter’s side burns. She says he has tan lines. Dave shaved the other side. They have a John Freda stylist in to judge. Chris said he looks younger and less of a geek without them.
I now leave you in the expert hands of Uglybob, I have read these reviews for years but I never realised how difficult and time-consuming they are, much respect Bob!
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Yes Did I say I was giving up the reviews. Well I did but I can still review about an hour of the show due to flexitime. Ill tell you more about that in the messageboard. Paul Tittley joined the team today to get his lambchops cut (sideboards, sideburns whatever you call them) by Dave and Vinnie Jones. Arantcha was on hand to judge. I did not hear why she was there although id guess she was a hair stylist person. Chris got the newsreaders to talk like Westwood by telling them to to say Walk Like The Big Dog.
Dave was still gloating after the wonderboy Wayne Rooney again scored the winner for Everton, but this time it was against Chris beloved Leeds, who are no languishing close to the relegation zone. Chris said that Rooney can only last for 15 minutes because he cant handle the pace and thats why he is a substitute. Chris blamed the slippy pitch. Chris said he has a face that wont win any beauty contests. Dave retorted that Lee Bowyer is no oil painting. Chris said that his contract talk is making him frown more. Dave said that contracts dont make you ugly.
Chris recieved the Official CD of Only Fools & Horses through the post. Lizzie is back on the show and laughs uncontrollably because she forgot how funny he was. Chris tested the team on how the shows music ended. Chris tried to mix it in with the Madonna song with mixed results.
Chris played The Eminem Win A Trip To LA Lyric Game Final after 5 with Andrew from Manchester and Brinn from Cardiff. Brinn defeated Andrew by 9 points to 4 and during the songs he and Chris recorded a little insert for Saras show as to why he should and will win tomorrow mornings competition. Chris declared tomorrow Shania Twain Day.
Daves Tedious Link
N Trance Set You Free - The opposite of setting something free is locking something up in a safari park or zoo - Babylon Zoo had a 1996 hit with Spaceman - Spacemen travel around in a Spaceship - Another word for a spaceship is a starship - Starship had a 1985 Number 12 hit with We Built This City - Leeds is a city - Liverpool is also a city - Liverpool is the home of Everton FC and coincidentally Leeds played Everton yesterday at Elland Road where a superb individual goal by Wayne Rooney secured all three points for the rampant Blues and saw them return to their rightful home in the top 6 of the Premiership - Talking of Wayne Rooney I suppose you could say that he has a bright future ahead of him at international level - Which links us to International Bright Young Thing by Jesus Jones
(Only changes I made to yours Sam was make it in the past tense, people find it easier to read)
Hello people, this is the first review I’ve ever done so be nice to me! I’ll review up until where uglybob takes over. Here goes:
Chris: “You ready”
Dave: “Yup”
Chris: “Lets play the first record then”
Dave: “Where’s the goal” (Everton beat Leeds at the weekend)
Chris said that he thinks the show is too football based and they are alienating listeners - like girls and men with ginger hair. Dave made him play the clip and just as Everton are about to score Chris cut into a Leeds song.
Because Grey ‘Ed’s away Lizzie, former tea maker, is producing the show for a week. Chris said that she has changed. He had a whole load of Tim Westwood clips which got very annoying after a while.
Chris had a new flash mobile which had loads of gadgets. However the ring tones are weird, they were proper tunes rather than beeping, which is the only way I can describe it. Chris prefers the traditional beeping tunes - why would he want a cuckoo clock as a ring tone?
The Eminem Win A Trip To LA Lyrics Game
Round 1 - Natasha from Birmingham vs Brinn from Cardiff
Rules: Each got a lyric from an Eminem song, they had to give the next lyric and the song it comes from. Brinn won but Chris was very harsh I thought, they had to get the EXACT lyric.
Eminem game - round 2
Anna from Manchester v’s Andrew from Manchester. Half way through Vinnie Jones interrupted and told Chris to hurry up. Andrew won after a tie break question.
Vinnie Jones came on and complained about having to wait for 15 minutes and about a $150 bar bill Moyles and Evans left him with when they went to America. He has an album out which was harder to do than he thought. He manages to follow the football in America and says over the pond women are more interested in football than men. Chris found it weird that most Americans didn’t even know they had a team in the World Cup yet England completely shut down for it. Vinnie says he’s thinking about doing a radio show with Bradley Walsh. Chris said if they don’t go up against him he would provide the jingles for it. Vinnie won best Supporting Actor at the New York Film Festival last week.
Vinnie felt jet-lagged. Chris said he would give the money he owes Vinnie to Evans and Vinnie can get it off him. Chris asked to be in a video and Vinnie said he can be in a Barcadi ad. They play a bit of Vinnie’s song Everybody (needs somebody). I have to be honest - It’s awful! ( I Agree - Uglybob)
Vinnie has a tattoo of the Leeds crest. Chris said he had put on a bit of weight since starting the TV show. Chris said when Vinnie hugged him, his blood vessels felt like bursting. He told the story about Chris Evans refusing to have his picture taken with Titters in LA. Vinnie got really narked with him so Evans gave in, as you would.
“Six months ago Paul Titley was a nobody, and it could be argued that he still is” Yes, the moment we’ve all been waiting for (!!!) Titters has come all the way from Cannock to have his sideburns shaved by Vinnie and all he said was “nice to you you again mate”. The said sideburns have got even longer and Titters has raised £298 for Children in Need to get them shaved off.
Lizzie shaved off one of Titter’s side burns. She says he has tan lines. Dave shaved the other side. They have a John Freda stylist in to judge. Chris said he looks younger and less of a geek without them.
I now leave you in the expert hands of Uglybob, I have read these reviews for years but I never realised how difficult and time-consuming they are, much respect Bob!
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Yes Did I say I was giving up the reviews. Well I did but I can still review about an hour of the show due to flexitime. Ill tell you more about that in the messageboard. Paul Tittley joined the team today to get his lambchops cut (sideboards, sideburns whatever you call them) by Dave and Vinnie Jones. Arantcha was on hand to judge. I did not hear why she was there although id guess she was a hair stylist person. Chris got the newsreaders to talk like Westwood by telling them to to say Walk Like The Big Dog.
Dave was still gloating after the wonderboy Wayne Rooney again scored the winner for Everton, but this time it was against Chris beloved Leeds, who are no languishing close to the relegation zone. Chris said that Rooney can only last for 15 minutes because he cant handle the pace and thats why he is a substitute. Chris blamed the slippy pitch. Chris said he has a face that wont win any beauty contests. Dave retorted that Lee Bowyer is no oil painting. Chris said that his contract talk is making him frown more. Dave said that contracts dont make you ugly.
Chris recieved the Official CD of Only Fools & Horses through the post. Lizzie is back on the show and laughs uncontrollably because she forgot how funny he was. Chris tested the team on how the shows music ended. Chris tried to mix it in with the Madonna song with mixed results.
Chris played The Eminem Win A Trip To LA Lyric Game Final after 5 with Andrew from Manchester and Brinn from Cardiff. Brinn defeated Andrew by 9 points to 4 and during the songs he and Chris recorded a little insert for Saras show as to why he should and will win tomorrow mornings competition. Chris declared tomorrow Shania Twain Day.
Daves Tedious Link
N Trance Set You Free - The opposite of setting something free is locking something up in a safari park or zoo - Babylon Zoo had a 1996 hit with Spaceman - Spacemen travel around in a Spaceship - Another word for a spaceship is a starship - Starship had a 1985 Number 12 hit with We Built This City - Leeds is a city - Liverpool is also a city - Liverpool is the home of Everton FC and coincidentally Leeds played Everton yesterday at Elland Road where a superb individual goal by Wayne Rooney secured all three points for the rampant Blues and saw them return to their rightful home in the top 6 of the Premiership - Talking of Wayne Rooney I suppose you could say that he has a bright future ahead of him at international level - Which links us to International Bright Young Thing by Jesus Jones
(Only changes I made to yours Sam was make it in the past tense, people find it easier to read)
