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The Final Uglybob Review
I know it sounds stupid but im really going to miss listening to the show. In this depressing world, I could always depend on Chris to put a smile on my face. Thats why I decided to do these reviews really. It doesnt matter if people think he was better before etc, everybody remembers things with rose tinted glasses but I feel that now they have the perfect personnel. I will still be doing the tedious links on the site with more information about the acts. Then again I might last 2 days in the job and ill be back next Wednesday. As a parting shot, John Peel doesnt do anything for me so he can shove his DLT in waiting line up his ageing dull monotone ass.

(Angus Deayton Commercial) 1. Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet (With Snare Gag) 2. Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block 3. A - Somethings Going On 4. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 5. David Gray - Dead In The Water NEWS 6. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma 7. Foo Fighters - All My Life 8. TLC - Girltalk (Ginga Parody) 9. Ian Van Dahl - Try 10. Robbie Williams - Feel 11. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady 12. Coldplay - The Scientist 13. Romeo/Christina Milian - Its All Gravy 14. Vanessa Carlton - Ordinary Day NEWS 15. Missy Elliott - 4 My People 16. Queens Of The Stone Age - Noone Knows 17. Justin Timberlake/Janet Jackson - And She Said Take Me Now 18. Big Brovas - Nu Flow NEWS 19. Eminem - My Name Is 20. Madonna - Die Another Day 21. MOYLES DIDNT MENTION IT 22. Blue - One Love 23. N Trance - Set You Free (Ginga Parody) (Rainbow Parody of Pied Piper) 24. DJ Sammi - Heaven (This is Number 1 on Sunday)

Chris has decided not to go to the Everton Leeds game. Chris complained that the last three matches he had seen at the ground had been on the box whereas this week they arent showing it. Will mentioned about the Saturday live games they watch in Watford from a TV channel in Norway, which Chris shushed him. Eminem Day is on Monday. Ant McPartlin, of Ant and Dec fame, has been banned from driving for a month for being caught speeding at 127mph on a 70mph speed limit.
Chris thought he saw Debbie McGee the other day and started to do Paul Daniels impressions. Chris said he was the king of impressions. The team asked him to do other voices like John Inman, John Birt and John Inverdale. I think the joke was that the listener was thinking of John Leslie. Aled was told to get the Leeds goal from last night before the end of the 3:30pm News. Aled failed but did get it at 3:49pm. Aled was wearing a TShirt which said Lucky 69. In a bizarre turn of events Ginga and Lee O have done a parody of their own song for Moyles along with a message to Pete Tong about Arsenal being Losers.
Chris went through the old jingle machine and played the 100% music, the Rugrats music, Go To Hell, 5 Grand and popular American shows done in a classical style. Chris played a quiz with Aled and Will to guess the themes.
Will is going to Egypt on holiday next week. Chris played The Bangles Walk Like An Egyptian in the background. Will said that he was going diving. Double Entendre alley came along with Will saying he was going to go down on an old wreck. Chris said that his girlfriend gets called treasure because they cant remember where he dug her up. Dave chipped in with Pirates Delight and her sunken chest. Chris cant whistle while someone else is whistling as shown when he tried to whistle along to the Bangles song. Chris said that Tutankamuns face looks like Tiger Woods. Dave wanted Will to bring back a camel. Will will be sunbathing and learning to dive when he gets there. Chris wanted Will to bring back a T Shirt that says My producer went to Egypt and all I got was this lousy T Shirt. He wont be going to the Pyramids.
In the papers today, there was a poll of the 50 Best Game Show hosts. The best was Bruce Forsyth. Pat Sharp was number 18 and higher than Angus Deayton and Dale Winton. Barrymore was number 50 though he would have probably been top 10 before the pool thing. I thought the Eminem day was Monday but it must be a whole weekend as they played 2 tracks today by him.
Lizzie was back on the show today at 5:24pm by hugging Chris chest. Tongy refused to speak on the show after Chris played Ginga and Lee O Arsenal slagging parody. Chris played the Rainbow version of DJ Pied Pipers Do You Really Like It.

FA ALED UPDATE
Nigel was unhappy about being on probation. Aled had the hardest interview ever with Katie. He asked her lots of questions but she answered them all in 2 words. Aleds favourite of the 3 is Pippa from Hull. Radio 1 Online vote has Katie to leave the house. Tonights show is on 8:30 with Lionel Richie.

Daves Tedious Link
Michael Jackson Thriller - Michael Jackson shares his surname with Gordon Jackson who played George Cowley in the Professionals - He was the boss of Bodie and Doyle - Bodie and Doyle used to drive round in a Ford Capri - Dave used to have a Ford Capri until last year when he got a Golf - Golf is the only sport that lets you put a woolly hat on your wood - Victoria Wood is married to the Great Suprendo (well not now) - His catchphrase was Piff Paff Puff - Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea - Towns by the sea are known as being coastal - Coastal rhymes with Toadstools - Toadstools are poisonous mushrooms - The French word for Mushroom is Champignons - Champignons contains many of the same letters as Champions - We Are The Champions was a hit for Queen in 1977 - 1977 was a hit album for Ash - Ash come from Downpatrick - Patrick Moore is famous for staring at the stars - Werewolves also stare at the stars - I suppose you could say people that are like werewolves are a little bit weird and are often in a trance - Which links us to N-Trance and Set You Free

GOODBYE EVERYBODY

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