[Chris]

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Moyles - yo yo yo
Aled - in da house
Chris - mutha hubbards
Will - (clears throat)
Aled - aiiiiii
Chris - mother scrubbards
Will - (clears throat)
Dave and Chris join in the clearing of throats
Will - Eh I got no snare in my cans
Chris - Right Everybody Ready

Chris - Yo mother scrubbards in the house yo yo
Hey my name is Chris im a rapper from Leeds
Im fat with a big belly cos I dont eat seeds
I eat lots of chips cos I really like the taste
Dont eat cabbage or eat lettuce or even fish paste
You can call me chris which is my proper name
You can stroke a horsey if its got a lovely mane
Better stop this rappin cos its driving me insane wooh

Dave - It Dave-E, I bet you all know my name
I get the bus to work because I dont like the train
Last year I went to Spain, this week ill go to the game
Its West ham away another 3 points all the same

Aled - DJ Aled is my name and Im from Wales
We have lots of hills like the Yorkshire Dales
Im a rapper not a singer as I shake my bones
DJ Aled in the place like a rapping Tom Jones
Got my ladies on the phone when the phone goes beep
I have so many ladies that I just cant sleep
And one thing to remember, dont mention sheep

Will - Its Will in charge of the flow
Mixing it up and making a dough
Picking the tracks for Moylesie to play
Selecting the tunes when making your day
we do the stuff on the 1 to the 3
Ripping it up with your good company
The air aint the same without all of us
Listening close dont make any fuss

Dave - No Diggity
Chris - Very nice, the Big Brovas are papping themselves now
Dave - Do you know who DJ Aled sounds like, he sounds like one of the Pet Shop Boys when they do their rappy bits.
chris - I thought he sounded like Stephen Hawking (adopts voice) hi - my - name - is - aled