The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Missed 2. OPM - Heaven Is A Halfpipe 3. Shy FX - Dont Wanna Know 4. N.O.R.E - Nothing 5. Holly Valance - Down Boy NEWS 6. Foo Fighters - All My Life 7. Pink - Just Like A Pill 8. Ashanti - Happy 9. Milky - Just The Way You Are 10. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma 11. Chemical Bros - Hey Boy Hey Girl 12. The Calling - Adrienne 13. Paul Masterson - The EarthShaker NEWS 14. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 15. Romeo & Christina - All Gravy 16. Sugababes - Killer 17. Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right NEWS 18. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 19. Destinys Child - Independent Woman 20. Nirvana - You Know Your Right 21. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 22. U2 - Electrical Storm 23. Bass-O-Matic - Fascinating Rhythm 24. Missy Elliott - Work It 25. David Gray - Dead In The Water

A tedious show today. Everything seemed to go wrong and this broke the flow of the show. Chris has been snubbed by the National Television Awards. He was asked to present the award for Best Entertainment Presenter but they have told him he isnt needed. Dave believed that Ulrika Jonsson, the Swedish slapper, is going to present the award instead. There was a dream nightmare sequence where Will was presenting and Dave won Best Entertainment Presenter.
Chris wanted Oceans Eleven to watch tonight so if he didnt have a free one within the hour then Aled had to go and buy one. The PR came up with the goods, albeit a rental copy. Aled came back with teas and a free cake. However they found out that he got the free cake but there wasnt a fourth cup so Aled went back to complain and received 5 free Danish pastries.
There was a new addition to Newsbeat as Carrie Davis presented her first sport bulletin for the station. She had been a voiceover person on BBCNews24. Chris wanted Dale Winton to fill in for him whenever he is on holiday. Will and Dave doubt that BBC management would accept this but Chris argued that they gave his slot for 2 weeks to Richard Blackwood once.
Chris played the Tedious Link from a minidisc with an eclectic mix as it had B*Witched Blame It On The Weatherman with the Official Number sting on top of it. It also had Fun Lovin Criminals on it which Will thought was Mona by Craig McLachlan and it sounded strangely the same so the team sang Mona to the tune of it. When it came to Wills part, Chris turned the music off midflow to embarrass him.

CRAIG OR DAVID DAY TWO
First part was a shambles as line 2 was on line 1 and the person on Line 2 bottled it and put the phone down and put it on voicemail when they tried to phone them back. They decided to give the tickets to Nick who was on line 2.
LINE 1 - Mel from Sussex
LINE 2 - Farrah from Newport
1. Former Scotland Manager, now manager of Preston? Mel answered Craig Brown
2. American Actor famous for playing Fox Mulder in XFiles? Farrah answered David Duchovny
3. Current host of BBC Holiday? Farrah answered Craig Doyle
4. England Under 21 coach who played for Arsenal and Villa? Farrah answered David Platt
FARRAH WINS

FA ALED
*Naomi was in the studio with Chris after she was kicked out for her sore throat. She was very dull and it didnt help that Chris didnt know anything about her and that he fancied her.
*Ainsley is getting into trouble after having a food fight and a pillow fight.
*Lemar got his present and it was to go to the National TV Awards with Cat Deeley and Patrick Kielty.

Daves Tedious Link
Oasis Some Might Say - Some Might Say came from the album Whats The Story Morning Glory - Morning Glory is technical speak for a woody - Woody Harrelson starred in Cheers alongside Shelley Long and Ted Danson - Ted Danson also starred in Three Men and a Baby with Steve Guttenberg and Tom Selleck - Tom Selleck has a moustache - Mark Lawrenson used to have a moustache until he had to shave it off because he put on a bet that Bolton would get relegated - Bolton is the homeplace of Peter Kay - Peter Kay shares his surname with Gordon Kaye, who played Rene in Allo Allo - Another member of the original cast of Allo Allo was Vicki Michelle - Michelle Gayle used to play Hattie in Eastenders - Much of the action that takes place in Eastenders is in the laundrette - Daves Landrette used to be called LaundroMatic - Another name that ends in O Matic is Bass-O-Matic - Which links us to Bass-O-Matic with Fascinating Rhythm from 1990, an early William Orbit project

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