[Chris]

(Chris complains about the next segway) 1. Foo Fighters - All My Life 2. S Club 7 - Dont Stop Movin 3. Vines - Ms Jackson 4. N.O.R.E - Nothing 5. Idlewild - Live In A Hiding Place NEWS 6. Big Brovas - Nu Flow 7. Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right 8. Samantha Mumba - Im Right Here 9. Tim Deluxe - It Just Wont Do 10. U2 - Electrical Storm 11. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 12. ODB/Kelis - Got Yo Money 13. Ashanti - Happy 14. The Streets - Dont Mug Yourself NEWS 15. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 16. Feeder - Come Back Around 17. Shy FX - New Single NEWS 18. Nelly/Kelly - Dilemma 19. puretone - Addicted To Bass 20. Doves - Caught By The River 21. Ja Rule - Livin It Up 22. Oceanic - Insanity 23. Oasis - Little By Little 24. Dirty Vegas - Days Go By

The show was low in content but heavy on Dale, so to speak. They played 2 rounds of Guess Who. Dave saw Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay, again and Dave and Chris saw Vanessa Feltz walking down the street. After the 5:30pm Tedious Link, Chris played a lot of tracks from the CD they got Oceanic off. They played early Prodigy, Shamen, Opus III, K-Klass, Altern-8, early Moby etc. Chris mentioned that they would love to fill in for Dave Pearce one night on Dance Anthems.

Chris introduces Dale
Dale - Good Afternoon
Chris - Oh you never know what might happen with Dale here in the studio
Dale - Oh well, how are you, Oh you shaved yor goatee
Chris - Yes I accidentally shaved (whispers Too Bloody Right I Did)
Dale - Love It when you had the goatee
Chris - I didnt want you to be slobbering all over me again
Dale - Did you not kiss Patrick Kielty
Chris - I did but that was only because it was on the telly
Dale - How jealous was I
Chris - Why, did you want to kiss him
Dale - Certainly not
Chris - And ive kissed Dermot O Leary
Dale - Oh Really, something you want to tell me
Chris - Well im keeping it for the book like you did
C Dave - Chris : My Story
Chris - Big revelations in Dales Book
C Dave - I know
Chris - Married with Kids, hes secretly a truck driver in Warrington, hes got tattoes on his knuckles that have to be covered up with makeup when he is on the telly. They say Fish and Chips on them knuckles. First question, we got an email and it reads Dear Dale, my mate is always going on about how he once saw you in a Virgin Megastore in London and he went up to you and gave you such a surprise that you knocked over a whole stack of cds. I was wondering whether he remembers this or is my mate making this up.
Dale - No, his mate is not making it up. its absolutely true. Anybody that knows me will know that I spend my spare hours trawling HMV and Virgin. I do remember that, it was the one near the Tottenham Court Road. Its a weekly pilgrimage to the record shop for new singles and albums.
Chris - We get them free here
Dale - I know, im going to blag a Norman Cook one off Will. I know Norman was on this week and you went to the gig and the record sounds great.
Chris - Did you go to the gig
Dale - No I didnt. i would have loved to have gone. I was hearing how much you had early in the week
Chris - Theres a DVD of it as well
Dale - Oh really, I know it might sound as though im showing off here but I didnt know such things existed. I only managed to get yesterday a recordable DVD player. I didnt know you could record DVDs.
Chris - Yeah but I dont understand why you would want to because you are only recording it off the telly.
Dale - No because im downloading. On the Sky plus I bank all the stuff up so I can then put it on DVD. Video Cassettes are so bulky and then rewinding them
Chris - Youre loaded though, just go out and buy the films. Bloody hell the money youre on.
Dale - Oh please, and your not of course
Chris - Im not, im working here. You were a DJ, you know what the money is like. Probably the same money im on that you had at Radio Trent or the Biscuit place
C Dave - United Biscuits wasnt it?
Dale - The home of good baking supersound UBN
Chris - Are you alright, are you well though because you are not perma tanned today, you look normal.
Dale - No, because everybody from Networks to agents say Dale GET RID OF THE TAN because apparantly its not the thing to have anymore.
Chris - You look like a sideboard
Dale - I know, there is a story in the book about a certain producer saying We will give Dale this job but please dont make him look mahogany coloured because he is sitting in a restaurant that had wooden panelling on the walls with another presenter and he blended in with the furniture. Ive always liked Des but I decided to not go that bad.
C Dave - Its working for David Dickinson though, the old perma tan look
Dale - That is true actually and he said one time that he aspires to having my colour so im bit worried about that.
Chris - But you do go on holiday a lot so a lot of it is natural
Dale - Im a great believer in taking weekend breaks and I do love the sun.
Chris - I get bored with nothing to do
Dale - Well put a minidisc on
Chris - I do that but my minidisc got nicked the last time I was in holiday in Spain. It was a dead posh hotel as well. When Ana and I first went on holiday, we booked a villa for a week and after the third day I was so bored and I always seem to go out with girls who are sun queens and all they do is lie in the sun and it takes me an hour to get in the sun. I have to put the cream on and everything.
Dale - I have to ask: Are you a thong or boxer short kind of guy?
C Dave - He would look like a babybel in a thong
Chris - Shut up you, I wear swimming shorts
Dale - You know you will be papped lying on a beach somewhere
Chris - Its already been done, it was embarrasing, I was lying on the beach and all these enviromentalists were trying to drag me back in the water. Anyway on the third day i was so bored I got an inflatable and floated in the middle of the swimming pool. Im getting better at it though.
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Chris - Next time your at the checkout and you hear the sound of the beep, beep beep...
Dale - No get it right, next time your at the check-out and you hear the beep, think of the fun you could be having on Supermarket Sweep
Chris - Ahh, why dont they bring it back?
Dale - I dont know...
Chris - Cos your too bloody expensive, thats why
Dale - Id bring it back like a shot. Its not a cost effective show to make in terms of that because its a low budget daytime show but I love it.
Chris - (sarcastic) Was it low budget?, you could never tell by watching, could you
Dale laughs
Chris - From the theme tune in the opening titles (hums theme tune)
Dale - Do you know what? Id give up everything to bring that back. I loved it.
Chris - But stick that to primetime.
Dale - It should go teatime.
Chris - No stick it on at 8pm.
Dale - We had an idea to do it in a warehouse so you could win a holiday and a car...
Chris - Imagine trying to get a car in your basket, thats a bit harsh aint it. Do it in Leeds and theyll take the tyres off it in 5 seconds. Get the tyres off this car and you could be travelling far. We got a little present for you. Its the Big Beach Boutique 2 on CD and theres the DVD.
Dale - Oh thank you but you only got one.
Chris - Doesnt bother me, Im loaded, Ill buy another one.
Dale - Oh sweetheart thats brilliant. I shall listen to that tonight when I go home.
Chris - So the book then. Why did you write the book? Money, Ego
Dale - No, the truth is I turned down the opportunity to write the book 5 years running because I felt I didnt have the nerve to do the whole honest book. They were saying you cant talk about your sexuality, you cant do depressing dark stories about your mum. I went If its an honest book, Ill do it, if its not, I wont. I read Sian Philips, Bob Monkhouse and Boy Georges autobiographies...
Chris - Who's Sain Phillips?
Dale - A Great Actress.
Chris - Is that the girl that does the weather?
C Dave - No thats Sian Lloyd.
Dale - So I read all these and thought they were all so different and I thought I could do this but I want to be really honest because its not a showbusiness glossary. I know a lot of people think that I live a showbusiness glossary life.
Chris - Well everyone says that and they take the mickey out of you for your showbiz friends like Cilla and Davina and Martine but lets be honest. Theyre the only bloody three that will hang out with you. You dont know anyone else do you. You never see Dale and Frank Bruno down the Ivy or in the Pub. It doesnt happen. Its always Cilla, Martine and Davina. Its never like Dale and Keith Allen down the Groucho or Mick Jagger.
Dale - I met Mick Jagger once, interesting character. You could be hanging out with me Chris. How many times have I said Heres my number, Ring me and you dont. New showbusiness friend I think not!
Chris - It cos you live the life and im not like that. Ive never been to the Ivy in my life, I have no interest in going there. Im quite happy going to McDonalds.
Dale - Well I only do that 30% of the time.
Chris - I invited you to my local pub one night and you went Oh I might, you had no intention of coming.
Dale - I was out, I was out that night.
Chris - Dump the boring people you were seeing and come and see me and the fella off Keynotes.
Dale - Oh Alistair (Laughs)
Chris - Private joke sorry.
Dale - I met your mother the other day. Ill say hello to Vera.
Chris - Oh yeah, Im gonna have to get you to sign the book as well for her. Apparently you promised her a signed copy of the book although knowing you, you probably went oh yeah you can have one, 16:99 in the book shop, hardback, you can wait till it comes out in paperback if your a bit tight, Now theres lots of lovely pictures of you and do you know your a bit of an inspiration to myself and many people like me because I dont know if you remember but I used to be fat and Ive slimmed down a litlle bit as well. Its all natural.
Dale - He is looking great you know.
Chris - I love that picture of you at Charlie Browns in 1976.
C Dave - Dont you think that top one looks like Peter Kay with long hair.
Dale - There was a battle fought over that one. I didnt want that one going in.
Chris - But youve got to put them in because you do look so different... and look at him there with Barry Manilow, Dales the one with the small nose. These are all the pictures in the middle of Dales book... and then he starts meeting the celebrities. There he is with Dame Edna Everage and Pat Phoenix off Corrie and there he is there for a publicity shot for his first TV show Petwatch
Dale - I look like a bit of a horror in that one.
Chris - Well your certainly not anorexic is all I can say. Then as soon as fame beckoned and he got on Supermarket Sweep, he slimmed way down. Thats you with Graeme Souness.
Dale - And his wife, yeah.
Chris - Whats that all about?
Dale - I spend my whole entire life and people go We saw you out with Graeme Souness the other night. What is the hard man of football going around with Camp Dale. I spend my entire life explaining this. Hes a really good mate and hes brilliant... Blackburn manager now of course.
Chris - Theres you and Bin Laden there. (Chris and Dale start laughing)
Dale - You are terrible.
Chris - Go out and buy his book today. I would have read it by the way to research it but to be honest I couldnt be bothered and we only got it today.
Dale - Fair Enough.
Chris - And I cant really read books anyway but Ive looked at the pictures and you look cracking.
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Chris - Its Winton on the Wireless.
Dale - in my days it was Youre listening to the sounds of Radio 1, were coming up to 20 minutes to the hour of 5
Chris - Would you like to be a Radio 1 DJ.
Dale - I love djing, Djing was the first thing I was known for. Been in telly 10 years but been a DJ all my life.
Chris - Are you still on Radio 2.
Dale - Yes I still do Pick of the Pops on a Saturday afternoon.
Chris - Is that the only radio you do, wouldnt you prefer to be you on the radio because thats a format.
Dale - I would love to but is it cred to have Dale on the radio, I dont know, I think its all about image these days and im the bouncy one who comes out and does the lottery show.
Chris - Stuff that, people like you.
Dale - Oh thank you darling... Ive got to stop calling people darling.
Chris - Alright Sweetie. Theres a lot other worse words I could call people. Apparently we have had a tip off over what you like. Ill rephrase that. We got you a present and these are proper posh ones from John Lewis and we hope you like them and if we havent, Aleds fired.
C Dave - Weve still got the reciept, we can always get a refund if you dont like them.
Chris - We were told you like these
Dale - Oh what are they?, Ohhhh its scented candles. This is the best gift you could give me, I love Scented candles. Let me (sniff) Its Vanilla.
Chris - This ones buttercream
Dale - Oh lets have a sniff
Chris - That smells identical, why did you get him the same for?
Dale - Buttercream and Vanilla are the same thing. Anyone who comes into my home always says that it always smell lovely.
Chris - I bet your place smells like a tarts boudoir, I bet the counter in your bathroom is full of products.
Dale - It is im afraid and I love my candles. Thank you so much. Who bought these?
C Dave - Aled did.
Chris - Aled went out to John Lewis to get them.
Dale - Aled hes a star. This is the best gift...
Chris - Oh really we were going to buy you a car but if your happy with the candles.
C Dave - Your bathrooms full of products though too, all across the toilet, insignia cans.
Chris - I dont know what to do with them. Ive got all these facial scrubs but I dont know what to do with them.
Dale - Are you a bath or a shower man?
Chris - I go through phases.
Dale - What about you Dave?
C Dave - Im a shower kind of person but occasionally I treat myself to a bath.
Dale - Im a bath person.
Chris - Do you have candles around your bath.
Dale - Im afraid i do, well not around the bath, I have them near the sink.
C Dave - My girlfriends into baths.
Dale - Youve got a girlfriend? Oh, lifes full of surprises.
Chris Laughs
C Dave - What you mean? Actually shes my fiance!
Dale - Dave, I mean nothing by it.
Chris - Yeah hes getting married. The ultimate smokescreen.
Dale - Im only teasing you Dave.
C Dave - Ive gone right off him.
Dale - I feel like im on Jerry Springer, any minute now your going to lift your chair away.
Chris - He might move it nearer, he switched the lights off when Tom Jones was on. If he reaches for the light switch either run away or keep smiling.
Dale - And theres bubble wrap too, Im going to spend the whole night popping.
Chris - Some people in the industry do cocaine, some people get drunk and Dale sits there with his scented candle doing the old bubble wrap popping. Woohoo!
Dale - Easily pleased Mr Moyles.
Chris - Whos round at your house tonight? Is it Cilla night?
Dale - No, No, I tend to see Cilla once a week, I tend to see Martine every now and then. With Martine, shes very busy with her schedule so I see her whenever I can
Chris - What schedule? Whats she doing? She hasnt got a job?
Dale - Shes filming a Hugh Grant movie at the moment.
Chris - Oh is she.
Dale - And shes recording an album, dont look at me like that when I say that
Chris - This is my motor. We did a mickey take of her record and she told me to stop playing it because she kept singing it.
Dale - Martines got a new motor.
Chris - You love it this showbiz life, but dont you find that 99% of showbiz people are complete s***heads.
Dale - Oh right.
Chris - Switched the mics off there.
Dale - I tell you what I find interesting : the new best friend syndrome where yo meet someone and then like they speak every day for 3 weeks on the phone and then suddenly their numbers changed etc. Ive learnt that to my cost so the people I have around me are solid.
Chris - Maybe your secretly a bit dull. Maybe your only fun for 3 weeks. Maybe after 3 weeks you start to say the same stories.
Dale - i do have a fear of that actually and im forever prefixing my story with Are you sure I havent told you this before?
Chris - So genuinely are you a happy man.
Dale - Totally, irritatingly happy because how good can life be. Well ive had all the down stuff and ive all the up stuff so im really. its nice to say that Yesterdays gone, Todays sweet and Tomorrow will come.
Chris - There you go.
C Dave - It quite poetic that.
Chris - Didnt understand it though, do you remember anything about your old show on Radio Trent and can we nick some of the ideas?
Dale - I can remember the entire format of the show. We used to do a thing called the Trent Trade Its which means that people could ring up and say that they had a budgie cage and they wanted it swapped for a vacumn cleaner. People would ring up saying they are looking for a push chair and they had a prima oven to swap.
Chris - With the risk of sounding snobby but on National Radio 1 do you not think thats a bit local radio.
Dale - You did ask me, we used to do the horoscopes.
Chris - Birthdays of the day, weddings?
Dale - Haha we had a coffee break medley.
C Dave - We should nick that.
Chris - Fag Break Medley.
Dale - it would be you play a couple of records back to back so it was my excuse to break the format and play 3 records I really liked.
Chris - You were a rebel even in those days.
Dale - I was over the coals many times for not playing the playlist records.
Chris - Was the coffee break medley all romantic stuff.
Dale - It depends, if i was emotionally stressed I would put on a torch song and if i was in a happy mood, i would put on a poppy tune. I used to tailor make the tunes to fit my moods of the moment.
Chris - What Else?
Dale - Whats in the papers of course, a half hour phone in, topicality of the day and the problem was that we used to get stuck because you know what its like, maybe you dont you probably get inundated with phone calls but if the phone lines didnt light up and if nobody was inspired to ring up you change it very quickly to the Royal Family. it always goes down a treat because everyone has an opinion on them and if you really wanted a hefty phone line you talk about religion.
C Dave - We do sometimes get times when the phones not ringing.
Dale - Competitions, sometimes you have giveaways and I remeber we had Noelle Gordon in and she had made a single. she signed 25 boxes and we asked for people to ring up and win her single and nobody rang.
Chris - Noelle Gordon who was she?
Dale - Crossroads Meg Mortimer, Im so old, how old are you Chris?
Chris - Im 22.
Will - Showbiz Age.
Dale - My showbiz age is 33, Im really 47.
Chris - Im 28.
Dale - Are you telling the truth?
Chris - I am telling the truth.
Dale - What star sign are you?
Chris - Oh God here we go, Im Pisces.
Dale - You March 15th ish.
Chris - February the 22nd.
Dale - Oh your early Pisces, on the cusp.
Chris - So what does that mean?
Dale - It confirms my worst fears.
Chris - Yeah Im Straight.

FA ALED UPDATE
Surprise Surprise, there isnt much to talk about
Marli got her hat and Dale knew who Philip Tracy was
12 Noon Aled travelled with the people and he wasnt allowed to tell them anything about the outside world. Exclusive interviews tomorrow. The transcript is on the BBC site. Chris yawned. They will have their last supper and the 3 people will give a speech as to why they should be kept in.

Daves Tedious Link
Tom Jones Kiss - Kiss was originally a 1986 hit for Prince - Prince Harry was recently in trouble for smoking marijuana - Another famous person who like to smoke marijuana was Bob Marley - Bo Marleys band was called the Wailers - Japanese whalers hunt minky whales using big ships and shoot them with harpoons - Harpoons nearly rhymes with Cartoons - One of the most famous cartoons are Tom and Jerry - Gerry and the Pacemakers had a 1964 hit with Ferry Cross the Mersey - The Mersey is a river - Another river is the River Nile - Niall Quinn plays for Sunderland - Sunderland have today appointed Howard Wilkinson as their new manager whichsome people may thing was bordering on Insanity - Which Links us To Oceanic and Insanity