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- Tue Sep 03, 2002 5:45 pm
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1. Jurgen Vries - The Theme 2. Artful Dodger - Rewind 3. Oasis - Little By Little 4. Alicia Keys - Fallin 5. Nickelback - Too Bad NEWS 6. LibertyX - Got To Have Your Love 7. Romeo - Romeo Dun 8. JJ72 - Formulae 9. Shakedown - At Night 10. Incubus - Are You In 11. Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet 12. Avalanches - Since I Left You 13. Holly Valance - Down Boy 14. Bowling For Soup - Girls All The Bad Guys Want 15. Pharoahe Monch - My Life NEWS 16. Underworld - Two Months Off 17. RHCP - By The Way 18. Ronan Keating - I Love It When We Do 19. Shy FX - Shake Ur Body NEWS 20. Ash - Envy 21. Architechs - Body Groove 22. Dirty Vegas - Days Go By 23. Kylie Minogue - Love At First Sight 24. De La Soul - 3 Is The Magic Number 25. Truth Hurts - Addictive 26. Supergrass - Grace 27. Pink - Just Like A Pill
Chris was in bad mood mode today. He went out for a quick 15 minute run with Will only for Dave to come afterwards and ask him to run with him as well. This followed an interview he cant remember giving to the Daily Record written by a Rick Fulton, making him out to be a tyrant in the Evans vein. (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/192/daily/ ... teid=89488)
Worst of all was the new swear word to the dictionary, Sara Cox. You would think a thick bitch like her who just lost a million listeners but still got a wage increase and a deal extension would try and get back the listeners. Well you would be wrong. If you live in London, you can get XFM and from yesterday a former Radio 1 DJ started her show up against Moyles. The HER in question is Zoe Ball. So instead of Sara promoting the shows on her own station, she chooses to spend a whole 5 minute link to hype up Zoes show. C'mon BBC Bosses, fine her or sack her before she takes down the station singlehandedly.
To further add fuel to the fire of Moyles rage, he was told that Will is off on another course tomorrow so Becky will stand in as producer, who he has never heard of. Add to this Moyles and Dave having to attend a course of Thursday and Friday. Thats right today is only a 3 day week.
Gail Porter is now the proud owner of a little baby called Honey. The team then talked about how they would feel as daddies. Dave and Will tried to get their idea called Miracle Fish on but Chris wasnt having any of it. Basically it was a plastic fish that told your fortune by moving its body in different directions. Chris shelved the idea. All the way through the show, Chris kept talking about the news story of a panther like creature in Gwent. Dave reckoned it was a black labrador. Chris got Matt Barbet to give him updates.
Being Tuesday, it was look in Heat day. The top story was of James Gooding supposedly doing the dirty on Kylie again with ex Hollyoaks star Davinia Taylor. A non event of a story really. Speaking of Aussies, Holly Valance took part in a BBC Webchat at half two. Someone asked her what she thought of Chris. She replied Hes cool, a nice guy, he was all soft and nice to me, hes funny, I like him. Another question was Would you ever go out with him to which she replied No, I cant say Ive considered it. Who knows what the future holds. It was the last day of the crap feature The Old Greyhead Whistle Test with Sarah in Huddersfield failing to figure out that Will was whistling Coldplay and In My Place.
Finally you scream Hes done a transcript. Yes here are the team talking about Celeb Survivor
Chris I havent seen much of Im a Celebrity for the last kind of 5 or 6 days and Will sent me a text message last night saying Uri is out
Will But you know our principle with Big Brother where we dont vote out the person you dont like cos theyre upsetting the group, well he was one of the stars of the show. Get rid of old Nell, shes done nothing
Chris So do they have to do anything or do people phone up and say...
Dave No you vote for who you want to keep in...
Will and the one with the least votes is ejected
Chris Does it say who is in the lead?
Will No they dont say
Chris Hows Tony Blackburn getting on?
Will Hes alright, now I always thought he wore a wig but he doesnt obviously wear one. Its obviously his own hair, it just looks like a wig.
Chris Why?
Will Because if it was a wig it would have fallen off by now.
Chris It might be a weave because I know somebody who has one but I cant say anymore than that because they hate the fact that I know. The rumour was that someone I know wore a wig and I was drunk one night so I shouted over at him do you wear a wig and he was very drunk as well and turned around to me and said its not a wig, its a weave and I just thought this was just hearsay, just a joke. Does Rhona wear a wig?
Will No
Chris Is Darren Day and Tara Pyjama (whistles)
Dave Well you see the thing is that Darren Day has a girlfriend on the outside
Chris Hes always got a girlfriend, the guy cant be on his own for 30 seconds or he would explode
Dave Well she said that their love is very strong and shes not in any way worried about his seeming relationship with Tara but the papers have said today that apparently Tara has said she cant wait to go back to the hotel and you know (whistle) him which I think is what is being portrayed in todays news
Chris She must be insane
Dave Although she said he found him incredibly sexy
Chris What, Ego Day, what does he do now?
Will Hes in musicals
Chris Is he though? Remember that photoshoot with that magazine with his meat and two veg out!
Dave Oh yeah, that was horrible, I forgot about that
Chris Do you remember his agent sent us an email saying to stop picking on him, that was a red rag to a bull that was. A stupid thing to send that was. We met somebody in Manchester on Thursday and Friday, no names, but this person said that they knew Darren Day for 10 years and they were sitting watching the TV at home with their friend and they both looked at the screen and looked at each other and went, Darren Day doesnt talk like that. Now Dave, thats what you were saying. When he did You Bet he was never Oi Guvna, blimey strike a light bruv
Dave He had a nondescript Southern accent and was well spoken.
Chris And now hes all * and apparently him and Nigel Benn have bonded because they both come from the streets.
Dave Apparently Darren Day was brought up in the hood, thats why he speaks like that
Chris Is he trying to come across as the man of the people now or what. Ive got nothing against him. Its just Darren Day. Its like you cant compare him to Ice T can you?
Daves Tedious Link
Stone Roses Fools Gold - The chemical symbol for gold is AU - AU is somthing you might shout, a bit like OI - OI rhymes with Soy as in Soy Sauce - The Source featuring Candi Staton had a 1991 hit with You Got The Love - A remix of You Got The Love was released in 97 - 97 was also the year Oasis released Stand By Me - The man who discovered Oasis was called Alan Magee - Alan Magee shares the same surname as Paul Daniels wife Debbie Magee - Paul Daniels is a magician - Magicians are in the business of Magic - Which links us to De La Soul track 3 Is The Magic Number from 1989 album 3 Feet High and Rising.
Chris was in bad mood mode today. He went out for a quick 15 minute run with Will only for Dave to come afterwards and ask him to run with him as well. This followed an interview he cant remember giving to the Daily Record written by a Rick Fulton, making him out to be a tyrant in the Evans vein. (http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/192/daily/ ... teid=89488)
Worst of all was the new swear word to the dictionary, Sara Cox. You would think a thick bitch like her who just lost a million listeners but still got a wage increase and a deal extension would try and get back the listeners. Well you would be wrong. If you live in London, you can get XFM and from yesterday a former Radio 1 DJ started her show up against Moyles. The HER in question is Zoe Ball. So instead of Sara promoting the shows on her own station, she chooses to spend a whole 5 minute link to hype up Zoes show. C'mon BBC Bosses, fine her or sack her before she takes down the station singlehandedly.
To further add fuel to the fire of Moyles rage, he was told that Will is off on another course tomorrow so Becky will stand in as producer, who he has never heard of. Add to this Moyles and Dave having to attend a course of Thursday and Friday. Thats right today is only a 3 day week.
Gail Porter is now the proud owner of a little baby called Honey. The team then talked about how they would feel as daddies. Dave and Will tried to get their idea called Miracle Fish on but Chris wasnt having any of it. Basically it was a plastic fish that told your fortune by moving its body in different directions. Chris shelved the idea. All the way through the show, Chris kept talking about the news story of a panther like creature in Gwent. Dave reckoned it was a black labrador. Chris got Matt Barbet to give him updates.
Being Tuesday, it was look in Heat day. The top story was of James Gooding supposedly doing the dirty on Kylie again with ex Hollyoaks star Davinia Taylor. A non event of a story really. Speaking of Aussies, Holly Valance took part in a BBC Webchat at half two. Someone asked her what she thought of Chris. She replied Hes cool, a nice guy, he was all soft and nice to me, hes funny, I like him. Another question was Would you ever go out with him to which she replied No, I cant say Ive considered it. Who knows what the future holds. It was the last day of the crap feature The Old Greyhead Whistle Test with Sarah in Huddersfield failing to figure out that Will was whistling Coldplay and In My Place.
Finally you scream Hes done a transcript. Yes here are the team talking about Celeb Survivor
Chris I havent seen much of Im a Celebrity for the last kind of 5 or 6 days and Will sent me a text message last night saying Uri is out
Will But you know our principle with Big Brother where we dont vote out the person you dont like cos theyre upsetting the group, well he was one of the stars of the show. Get rid of old Nell, shes done nothing
Chris So do they have to do anything or do people phone up and say...
Dave No you vote for who you want to keep in...
Will and the one with the least votes is ejected
Chris Does it say who is in the lead?
Will No they dont say
Chris Hows Tony Blackburn getting on?
Will Hes alright, now I always thought he wore a wig but he doesnt obviously wear one. Its obviously his own hair, it just looks like a wig.
Chris Why?
Will Because if it was a wig it would have fallen off by now.
Chris It might be a weave because I know somebody who has one but I cant say anymore than that because they hate the fact that I know. The rumour was that someone I know wore a wig and I was drunk one night so I shouted over at him do you wear a wig and he was very drunk as well and turned around to me and said its not a wig, its a weave and I just thought this was just hearsay, just a joke. Does Rhona wear a wig?
Will No
Chris Is Darren Day and Tara Pyjama (whistles)
Dave Well you see the thing is that Darren Day has a girlfriend on the outside
Chris Hes always got a girlfriend, the guy cant be on his own for 30 seconds or he would explode
Dave Well she said that their love is very strong and shes not in any way worried about his seeming relationship with Tara but the papers have said today that apparently Tara has said she cant wait to go back to the hotel and you know (whistle) him which I think is what is being portrayed in todays news
Chris She must be insane
Dave Although she said he found him incredibly sexy
Chris What, Ego Day, what does he do now?
Will Hes in musicals
Chris Is he though? Remember that photoshoot with that magazine with his meat and two veg out!
Dave Oh yeah, that was horrible, I forgot about that
Chris Do you remember his agent sent us an email saying to stop picking on him, that was a red rag to a bull that was. A stupid thing to send that was. We met somebody in Manchester on Thursday and Friday, no names, but this person said that they knew Darren Day for 10 years and they were sitting watching the TV at home with their friend and they both looked at the screen and looked at each other and went, Darren Day doesnt talk like that. Now Dave, thats what you were saying. When he did You Bet he was never Oi Guvna, blimey strike a light bruv
Dave He had a nondescript Southern accent and was well spoken.
Chris And now hes all * and apparently him and Nigel Benn have bonded because they both come from the streets.
Dave Apparently Darren Day was brought up in the hood, thats why he speaks like that
Chris Is he trying to come across as the man of the people now or what. Ive got nothing against him. Its just Darren Day. Its like you cant compare him to Ice T can you?
Daves Tedious Link
Stone Roses Fools Gold - The chemical symbol for gold is AU - AU is somthing you might shout, a bit like OI - OI rhymes with Soy as in Soy Sauce - The Source featuring Candi Staton had a 1991 hit with You Got The Love - A remix of You Got The Love was released in 97 - 97 was also the year Oasis released Stand By Me - The man who discovered Oasis was called Alan Magee - Alan Magee shares the same surname as Paul Daniels wife Debbie Magee - Paul Daniels is a magician - Magicians are in the business of Magic - Which links us to De La Soul track 3 Is The Magic Number from 1989 album 3 Feet High and Rising.
