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- Thu Aug 29, 2002 5:49 pm
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Chris and the team were severely hungover today as they went out with ginger geezer Chris Evans and Billie Piper. Dave went away early but then drank 7 bottles of wine with his Emma. Will didnt sleep on the train but he was so pished that he went off an earlier stop so had to go by taxi. The reason for Wills pished ness was him losing in a drinking game because he got utterly confused with the rules. It didnt help with the fact Evans had made up the game and was an expert at it. With all this debauchery, none of the team went training and Chris woke at midday to find that he had 10 text messages from Jane and realised she had been on his doorstep because there was a bottle of water on the ground when he opened the door. Chris phoned her up to apoligize but put on a crap Irish accent and pretended he was a policeman.
This was the reason there was no Big Blubber this week and why there was no Yesterday show highlights clip.
Dave showcased Tony Byrnes new foray into advertisements. The advertisements are for his bands that he plugs and get played all around local radio. The advert was truly awful and hard to believe it was real. The Sun today had a feature on Kerry McFaddens breasts and then put together successful big busted people. Yeah you can sense how long it took them to figure out that way to fill 2 pages. Strangely they put into the mix Charlie Dimmock, Dawn French and Jonathon Ross wife.
Dave was unaware that he featured in this months Aerial, BBCs internal magazine, holding aloft the FA Cup when it was in the studio on the 16th August 2002 with the name Dave Vitter underneath which Will and Chris take the pee out of him for.
Chris issued a plea in his Simon Bates voice for the Appleton sisters to come on the show. After 4:40, Michael Greco was live on the phone. Heres where we pick up todays transcript.
Chris It give me great pleasure to speak to one of britains brightest stars. one man who is changing the face of entertainment. one man who gets to see down Kerry McFaddens cleavage every night this week. MICHAEL GRECO!!!
Michael Morning, Afternoon
Chris Do you know the show is called Britains Sexiest, you know you have been voted Britains sexiest in polls havent you in actors and stuff
Michael I think so yeah
Chris So does this mean you have been demoted, why isnt there a Britains Sexiest Presenter because you can go and win that one.
Michael Do you think! Who would also be in there then?
Chris Well you and me for a start, Kermit O Dreary
Michael Nah not Dermot
Dave John Leslie
Will Vermin
Chris Yeah Vermin Kay, women like Vermin
Michael Yeah him possibly, Jamie Theakston
Chris Well is he a presenter anymore or is he an actor?, hes acting now.
Michael Is he?
Will You two have sort of switched roles, havent you. Michael was an actor now presenter and Jamies the other way
Dave Thats a great link Will
Chris Have you been thinking about that for the last 24 hours?
Michael No doubt you are going to talk about the show and about the two very important factors.
Chris Yeah the fact you bring on the boys first and the girls second, is that what you are talking about?
Michael Ummm... yeah thats exactly what I was talking about
Chris I didnt see it last night because I must admit I was a little bit tiddly in a pub but last night was Cabin Crew and the thing is Will made a comment about all the boys and it turns out you were wrong Will
Will Really?
Chris Yeah cos you said all the boys were definitely..
Will ..Jolly and happy
Chris Thats right and they werent were they
Michael I dont know actually if any of them were
Chris Ok lets not go too deep into that... for legal reasons and the night before when the girls were on, the third girl, the blonde girl should have won
Michael Yeah, she was gorgeous
Chris Yeah she was well fit, who's on tonight?
Michael Tonight we got Britains Sexiest (starts to titter) Builders
Chris So you got 5 female builders?, hope they dont look that fitness instructor who looked like Cher
Michael Which one was that
Chris To be honest she looked a bit like a man with horsey teeth
Dave She looked a bit like Alice Cooper with boobs, big hands
Chris Yeah and that fella on the other night, when it was the teachers one, when he came on in his swimwear, its like he had grease on his chest hair. Do you not stand there as a fellow man and say seriously mate you wanna shave that off because you look ridiculous. Some people can handle chest hair, like myself but other people it just look weird, like Will
Michael Im the presenter and I got to give everyone a chance and you know its up to the public. Ive got to take their sides because they are there to enjoy themselves and thats the main thing so I cant say anything on radio that is demeaning to them
Dave I tell you what though there was a girl on the first show called Lucille from Liverpool, she never had a chance, she looked like Mr Ed
Chris (laughs) You cant say that to him
Dave Why?
Chris Cos he cant respond
Dave Im not being insulting to Michael, it was very funny
Chris Right bear with me while I try to phrase this right but its prime cop off material becaue your standing there, you get to meet them, theyre all fit, you get to see them in their undercrackers and then no doubt you have a drink with them after the show
Michael Well we have a drink with them after the show becaue they have all had a good day and theyre all excited and the ones who havent are generally just really enjoy the experience. They are a bit nervous at the start. Would you have the bottle to take your kit off, walk down the catwalk
Chris Course not, do you think im imsane. Id never do that, me with my top off waddling down the catwalk. Britains Bulkiest maybe. Id look like a right penis. My big boobs and my big love jug handle wobbling, Id look as bad as that woman the other with those huge breasts the other day who waddled down there
Michael Oh yea yea yea
Chris You cant comment Michael, we can you cant, Tonight is builders. Have you seen them? Are the girls muscly, bulky?
Michael Youd be quite surprised, some of them are quite fit actually
Dave They dont all look like Charlie Dimmock do they?
Chris I like the way Michael doesnt want to say anything bad but he said ACTUALLY SOME OF THEM ARE QUITE FIT
Michael Then after that we have Firefighters, there are only 500 female firefighters in the country and then the last night is Doctors and then the final on Sunday...
Chris Oh no no no no, Doctors?
Michael Yes
Chris Is that on Saturday? Female doctor, phwoar! bring it on, I bet you do your Benny Hill face. I never called that before but you do that Ohh matron look to the camera
Michael Im having a laugh, im having a real laugh with Kerry, shes a good girl
Chris Well i tell you, tanding next to her and a couple of feet taller than her, id be smiling as well. Good luck with the show and the Final is Sunday night and they go to that place in the Caribbean and the MG (whispers are you going there too, if so get me some free), Bye Michael
Daves Tedious Link
Beck Loser - Beck has one syllable as has the word Vogue - Vogue was a hit for Madonna - Madonna is married to Guy Ritchie - Shane Ritchie joined Moyles at a roadshow in Southend - Southend is in Essex - Jamie Oliver is also from Essex - Jamies wife is called Jules - Jules rhymes with Boules, the French bowling game - The French are famous for baguettes and Garlic - Jessica Garlick was famous for being in Pop Idol - Some people might say that Robbie is a pop idol so thats links us to Robbie and Lazy Days from 1997 (They didnt allow them to play South Of The Border, might have something to do with the line about Cocaine Katie though Dave didnt say)
The whole team are driving up to Manchester for an almighty drinking session and will be live in Mark & Lards studio tomorrow at 3m. Remember the golden rule : The first hour of Moyles shows in Manchester are without fail, awful.
Chris and the team were severely hungover today as they went out with ginger geezer Chris Evans and Billie Piper. Dave went away early but then drank 7 bottles of wine with his Emma. Will didnt sleep on the train but he was so pished that he went off an earlier stop so had to go by taxi. The reason for Wills pished ness was him losing in a drinking game because he got utterly confused with the rules. It didnt help with the fact Evans had made up the game and was an expert at it. With all this debauchery, none of the team went training and Chris woke at midday to find that he had 10 text messages from Jane and realised she had been on his doorstep because there was a bottle of water on the ground when he opened the door. Chris phoned her up to apoligize but put on a crap Irish accent and pretended he was a policeman.
This was the reason there was no Big Blubber this week and why there was no Yesterday show highlights clip.
Dave showcased Tony Byrnes new foray into advertisements. The advertisements are for his bands that he plugs and get played all around local radio. The advert was truly awful and hard to believe it was real. The Sun today had a feature on Kerry McFaddens breasts and then put together successful big busted people. Yeah you can sense how long it took them to figure out that way to fill 2 pages. Strangely they put into the mix Charlie Dimmock, Dawn French and Jonathon Ross wife.
Dave was unaware that he featured in this months Aerial, BBCs internal magazine, holding aloft the FA Cup when it was in the studio on the 16th August 2002 with the name Dave Vitter underneath which Will and Chris take the pee out of him for.
Chris issued a plea in his Simon Bates voice for the Appleton sisters to come on the show. After 4:40, Michael Greco was live on the phone. Heres where we pick up todays transcript.
Chris It give me great pleasure to speak to one of britains brightest stars. one man who is changing the face of entertainment. one man who gets to see down Kerry McFaddens cleavage every night this week. MICHAEL GRECO!!!
Michael Morning, Afternoon
Chris Do you know the show is called Britains Sexiest, you know you have been voted Britains sexiest in polls havent you in actors and stuff
Michael I think so yeah
Chris So does this mean you have been demoted, why isnt there a Britains Sexiest Presenter because you can go and win that one.
Michael Do you think! Who would also be in there then?
Chris Well you and me for a start, Kermit O Dreary
Michael Nah not Dermot
Dave John Leslie
Will Vermin
Chris Yeah Vermin Kay, women like Vermin
Michael Yeah him possibly, Jamie Theakston
Chris Well is he a presenter anymore or is he an actor?, hes acting now.
Michael Is he?
Will You two have sort of switched roles, havent you. Michael was an actor now presenter and Jamies the other way
Dave Thats a great link Will
Chris Have you been thinking about that for the last 24 hours?
Michael No doubt you are going to talk about the show and about the two very important factors.
Chris Yeah the fact you bring on the boys first and the girls second, is that what you are talking about?
Michael Ummm... yeah thats exactly what I was talking about
Chris I didnt see it last night because I must admit I was a little bit tiddly in a pub but last night was Cabin Crew and the thing is Will made a comment about all the boys and it turns out you were wrong Will
Will Really?
Chris Yeah cos you said all the boys were definitely..
Will ..Jolly and happy
Chris Thats right and they werent were they
Michael I dont know actually if any of them were
Chris Ok lets not go too deep into that... for legal reasons and the night before when the girls were on, the third girl, the blonde girl should have won
Michael Yeah, she was gorgeous
Chris Yeah she was well fit, who's on tonight?
Michael Tonight we got Britains Sexiest (starts to titter) Builders
Chris So you got 5 female builders?, hope they dont look that fitness instructor who looked like Cher
Michael Which one was that
Chris To be honest she looked a bit like a man with horsey teeth
Dave She looked a bit like Alice Cooper with boobs, big hands
Chris Yeah and that fella on the other night, when it was the teachers one, when he came on in his swimwear, its like he had grease on his chest hair. Do you not stand there as a fellow man and say seriously mate you wanna shave that off because you look ridiculous. Some people can handle chest hair, like myself but other people it just look weird, like Will
Michael Im the presenter and I got to give everyone a chance and you know its up to the public. Ive got to take their sides because they are there to enjoy themselves and thats the main thing so I cant say anything on radio that is demeaning to them
Dave I tell you what though there was a girl on the first show called Lucille from Liverpool, she never had a chance, she looked like Mr Ed
Chris (laughs) You cant say that to him
Dave Why?
Chris Cos he cant respond
Dave Im not being insulting to Michael, it was very funny
Chris Right bear with me while I try to phrase this right but its prime cop off material becaue your standing there, you get to meet them, theyre all fit, you get to see them in their undercrackers and then no doubt you have a drink with them after the show
Michael Well we have a drink with them after the show becaue they have all had a good day and theyre all excited and the ones who havent are generally just really enjoy the experience. They are a bit nervous at the start. Would you have the bottle to take your kit off, walk down the catwalk
Chris Course not, do you think im imsane. Id never do that, me with my top off waddling down the catwalk. Britains Bulkiest maybe. Id look like a right penis. My big boobs and my big love jug handle wobbling, Id look as bad as that woman the other with those huge breasts the other day who waddled down there
Michael Oh yea yea yea
Chris You cant comment Michael, we can you cant, Tonight is builders. Have you seen them? Are the girls muscly, bulky?
Michael Youd be quite surprised, some of them are quite fit actually
Dave They dont all look like Charlie Dimmock do they?
Chris I like the way Michael doesnt want to say anything bad but he said ACTUALLY SOME OF THEM ARE QUITE FIT
Michael Then after that we have Firefighters, there are only 500 female firefighters in the country and then the last night is Doctors and then the final on Sunday...
Chris Oh no no no no, Doctors?
Michael Yes
Chris Is that on Saturday? Female doctor, phwoar! bring it on, I bet you do your Benny Hill face. I never called that before but you do that Ohh matron look to the camera
Michael Im having a laugh, im having a real laugh with Kerry, shes a good girl
Chris Well i tell you, tanding next to her and a couple of feet taller than her, id be smiling as well. Good luck with the show and the Final is Sunday night and they go to that place in the Caribbean and the MG (whispers are you going there too, if so get me some free), Bye Michael
Daves Tedious Link
Beck Loser - Beck has one syllable as has the word Vogue - Vogue was a hit for Madonna - Madonna is married to Guy Ritchie - Shane Ritchie joined Moyles at a roadshow in Southend - Southend is in Essex - Jamie Oliver is also from Essex - Jamies wife is called Jules - Jules rhymes with Boules, the French bowling game - The French are famous for baguettes and Garlic - Jessica Garlick was famous for being in Pop Idol - Some people might say that Robbie is a pop idol so thats links us to Robbie and Lazy Days from 1997 (They didnt allow them to play South Of The Border, might have something to do with the line about Cocaine Katie though Dave didnt say)
The whole team are driving up to Manchester for an almighty drinking session and will be live in Mark & Lards studio tomorrow at 3m. Remember the golden rule : The first hour of Moyles shows in Manchester are without fail, awful.
