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1. Coldplay - In My Place 2. Architechs - Body Groove 3. Rhianna - Word Love 4. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 5. Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want NEWS 6. Mint Royale - Sexiest Man In Jamaica 7. Pink - Just Like A Pill 8. Linkin Park - Points Of Authority 9. Eminem - Without Me 10. Toploader - Time Of My Life 11. Snap - Do You See The Light 12. J Lo - Play 13. Music - Take The Long Road And Walk It 14. Tim Deluxe - Just Wont Do 15. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love NEWS 16. Nelly - Hot In Herre 17. Intenso Project - Luv Da Sunshine 18. Harvey - Get Up And Move 19. Blue - Fly By II 20. Underworld - 2 Months Off NEWS 21. RHCP - By The Way 22. Bran Van 3000 - Drinking in LA 23. N Trance - Forever 24. Christina Milian - When You Look At Me 25. Ja Rule - Livin It Up 26. Green Day - Good Riddance 27. Milky - Just The Way You Are 28. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise

Last night was Chris date with Kate. He said it went well but doesnt think any romance will develop. Chris gave her the free gifts he received yesterday along with a Wonderbra. Chris then took off todays training to recover from his hangover. Dave and Chris put wagers on the matches at the weekend. Chris put a fiver on Leeds and a fiver on Spurs to win whilst Dave picked Man City and Everton. If the teams draw, the bet is void. Will still wont go and see a Woking game. Woking start their campaign against Forest Green Rovers.

Time For Big Blubber Transcript with Gym Lady Jane
Lizzie It certainly been a while since I last saw Lizzie. She came out with Miss Radcliffe where she spent most of the time trying to hold up her pyjama bottoms. Today she was more suitably kitted out in her zippy shorts. Bum was the emphasis of the day and Lizzie surprisingly worked very hard and was not distracted by the boys idle gossiping. I can only assume her increasingly pert bottom and stamina is down to her regular cycles into work
Will Will has only been out for one session this week as he has been away for some summer sun. He was back today and brought the good weather with him. Unfortunately though he was clearly still in holiday mode as all he wanted to do was top up his tan and catch up with gossip with Dave
Dave Dave was in good spirits on Tuesday, very keen on going out and actually seemed to enjoy our run. A few days of good weather could only mean one thing for dave: his fantasy for frisbee has started to set in. He got quite excited at the idea and started inventing all sorts of potential games. Keen to encourage Dave and help him blossom in his chosen sporting field, I have promised him a frisbee session next week so he has something to look forward to
Chris Having had a session with golden girl Paula Radcliffe, Chris seemed momentarily inspired to get down to some hard work. Last week he did his first ever speed work on the track and this Tuesday he was in a competitive mood breaking from the group and heading for a fast finish. Since then however, there has been no sign of him. Consistency, Chris, is required, binge training is just as bad as binge drinking and you Chris seem to do these quite successfully. dedication dedication dedication.

This weeks trophy is being awarded more by default rather than on merit. That said I do not want to detract from this weeks winners moment of glory, especially as it is a very rare occurance. So this week at the top of the Big Blubber table and this weeks Licky Licky Brown Nose IS THIN LIZZIE BUCKINGHAM.

Dave tried to jazz up the Eurovision theme music for the Thong For Europe but with awful results as he just put an oompah drum beat over the top of it.

Chris From Kate, Although Im in Florida, not Europe sorry, but I am English though, does that count?. Now lets see aaaaah
Dave That definitely counts
Chris Thats cheeky, can we put these on the webpage?
Will No
Chris Why Not?
Will We cant put listeners bums on the website
Chris Course we can, get their permission, email them, you gave me two of her Dave
Dave Yeah I know cos I thought it was worth another look because she sent another one, right, which is more authentic in that it says Kates arse in the picture at the bottom on the piccy. I think that ones even better
Chris Yeah, shes got a cracking arse
Dave I think she wins for me
Chris It looks like one of those... no you wont know... looks like one of them REAL dolls
Dave Are these like Inflatamate things that you got
Chris No I dont have them, they are kind of like really really expensive blow up dolls that you can have them made to certain specifications ie, you can send a photo of someone and theyll make the doll to look like them
Will Thats really quite sad
Dave How do you know about these things?
Chris oh, I just... am... came across it on the Internet
Will Hmm
Chris I havent bought one!... too bloody expensive, you get no discount or anything

The Dreem Team were in the other studio today and Chris repeatedly took the piss out of them and One Man Ego Spoony came in to diss him. Chris then played the Pure Garage spoof ad. Catherine won the tickets for Man City first home game in A Game of Two Halves. Tomorrows guest will be the Premiership Trophy.
Jingle Justin asks celebs new girlfriends for Chris
1st Celeb - Daniel Bedingfield suggested Geri Halliwell plus with annoying singing
2nd Celeb - Liz Atomic Kitten suggested Kate Lawler of Big Brother and Thelma from Scooby Doo

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