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- Tue Aug 13, 2002 5:55 pm
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Will was back and with it a trademark 8 minute opening link rambling which unfortunately was the highlight of a sub standard show.
Chris So last night & Im back off the booze again
Dave So am I
Chris Really, Im off the wagon but I will be on the wagon at one point this week
Dave Well Ive pencilled in Thursday for my fall and Ive been off since Saturday
Chris ill be having one night on the booze but I cant say which night and that is the night I go on a date with BB Kate, she could the future Mr Moyles, just depends how much of that 70000 she has left. Its only fair.
And hes back from his little bon vacance, thats right its Greyhead Will Kinder
Will Bonjour Chris
Chris Did you enjoy the holiday?
Will Qui, trés bien
Chris Did you go away with the missus and did you have a nice time?
Will We did
Chris Did you have many arguments?
Will Non
Chris Thought you told me you had one on your way back
Will ok, une
Chris Was it because she was ratty annd unreasonable and you were in the right?
Will Non
Chris Oh really, what was it about?
Will Because I was in a real state trying to drive round Nice trying to find the airport
Dave Are you accepting blame then?
Will I think in this instance it was the right thing to do, we ended up in a garden centre
Chris I never knew the French for garden centre was very similar to airport
Will No it was all the loons on the french motorways, terrible
Chris I know them French drivers always force you to go to a garden centre
Will Nearly had a crash but nothing to do with my bad driving, when you get to a roundabout right, when you get into a state and the natural thing is to look over a certain shoulder
Chris But Will, you do realise that they drive on the other side
Will Well I did generally do ok, but I looked over my wrong shoulder and I thought Oh its clear, pulled out and of course the traffic is coming the other way at me, then ah ah beep beep de beep
Dave So you approached a roundabout at high speed, you go up to this busy junction, you looked at your girlfriend and proceeded
Chris You can understand what happened, so in other words he is at the junction and he turns round, looks at his girlfriend and he puts his foot down on the gas to get away from her
Dave Im not convinced your eyesight is that good either, you have safety specs dont you?
Will Well I had my glasses with me, its alright
Dave But are they the right prescription for your eyes?
Chris Have you ever had your eyes tested?
Will Yeah
Chris Why dont I test you?
Will I M A TROIS, I M N RS
Chris You sound like one of them text to speech things
Dave (robot voice) I AM AN ARSE
Chris No thats more like Stephen Hawking and Ive never heard Hawking swear on his speak and spell
Will But he doesnt drive either
Chris No he doesnt
Dave Probably a good thing Id say
Chris We were talking about this in the pub the other day about Hawking. There is somebody, who I wont say who it was but you know when we played that MC Hawking track on the air, he had thought Stephen Hawking had made a rap album. He really thought it was him cos he said it really sounded like him and I said to him its just a voice box. But we were saying when Stephen Hawking gets angry, do you think he swears with that box? YOU ARE GET TING ON MY F*** ING NERVES and you know if hes ever jarred does it slur?
Will I wouldnt think a man of his great intellect would either swear or get jarred
Chris Oh no, thats not true because swearing sounds so good when its spoken by somebody whos really intelligent and upper class, I once had the pleasure of meeting Peter O Toole and he swore a bit but he said them beautifully, How the hell did we get to this?, with that 8 minute ramble you know we are well and truly back on the air
Jingle Justins Feature on Celebs suggest new girlfriends for Chris
1st Celeb - Sheryl Crow suggested Kelly Osbourne
2nd Celeb - Christina Milian suggested Kylie
3rd Celeb - Darius suggested Catalina, remember the one who was rejected by Ugly Bloke on TFI Friday
Chris plugs tonights show on Channel 4 at 9pm for Benny Hills Millions. Benny Hill wrote his will in 1961 and gave his fortune to his close relatives but when he died in 1992, none of his relatives were still alive. Hill had over 7 million in his will, that has never been given out. So where has the money gone, tonights documentary investigates wheres its gone. Chris said he sat down to watch the Annabel Chong story and realised that he had watched it before. He found it very sad. Dave asked whether Mr McWhirter was there to judge it.
Football chat descended as Roy Keanes book has been serialised in the papers. Dave brings up that the mighty Woking drew 1-1 with Chelsea. Chris said that he saw nothing last night and Georgina should do the forfeit and read the news in her underwear. The problem was that Lizzie was the judge but she fell asleep. Chris decided to not talkto her for the rest of the show. Chris asked Will to try and book the Appletons in.
Chris talked about the Kym Marsh wedding to Jack Ryder and said it is bound to end up in disaster. He wishes them all the luck in the world. They read out the list of gifts they wanted as reported in todays new edition of Heat. Chris and Dave went training today and and said it was very hot. They also did weight training for 60 seconds. Stuart, a crafty *, won A Game Of Two Halves and wins tickets to Chelseas first home matches and a signed shirt. Chris played The Wurzels rendition of Oasis Dont Look Back In Anger, which is released on September 9th. Chris got Dave and Will to do some voice over work.
Will was back and with it a trademark 8 minute opening link rambling which unfortunately was the highlight of a sub standard show.
Chris So last night & Im back off the booze again
Dave So am I
Chris Really, Im off the wagon but I will be on the wagon at one point this week
Dave Well Ive pencilled in Thursday for my fall and Ive been off since Saturday
Chris ill be having one night on the booze but I cant say which night and that is the night I go on a date with BB Kate, she could the future Mr Moyles, just depends how much of that 70000 she has left. Its only fair.
And hes back from his little bon vacance, thats right its Greyhead Will Kinder
Will Bonjour Chris
Chris Did you enjoy the holiday?
Will Qui, trés bien
Chris Did you go away with the missus and did you have a nice time?
Will We did
Chris Did you have many arguments?
Will Non
Chris Thought you told me you had one on your way back
Will ok, une
Chris Was it because she was ratty annd unreasonable and you were in the right?
Will Non
Chris Oh really, what was it about?
Will Because I was in a real state trying to drive round Nice trying to find the airport
Dave Are you accepting blame then?
Will I think in this instance it was the right thing to do, we ended up in a garden centre
Chris I never knew the French for garden centre was very similar to airport
Will No it was all the loons on the french motorways, terrible
Chris I know them French drivers always force you to go to a garden centre
Will Nearly had a crash but nothing to do with my bad driving, when you get to a roundabout right, when you get into a state and the natural thing is to look over a certain shoulder
Chris But Will, you do realise that they drive on the other side
Will Well I did generally do ok, but I looked over my wrong shoulder and I thought Oh its clear, pulled out and of course the traffic is coming the other way at me, then ah ah beep beep de beep
Dave So you approached a roundabout at high speed, you go up to this busy junction, you looked at your girlfriend and proceeded
Chris You can understand what happened, so in other words he is at the junction and he turns round, looks at his girlfriend and he puts his foot down on the gas to get away from her
Dave Im not convinced your eyesight is that good either, you have safety specs dont you?
Will Well I had my glasses with me, its alright
Dave But are they the right prescription for your eyes?
Chris Have you ever had your eyes tested?
Will Yeah
Chris Why dont I test you?
Will I M A TROIS, I M N RS
Chris You sound like one of them text to speech things
Dave (robot voice) I AM AN ARSE
Chris No thats more like Stephen Hawking and Ive never heard Hawking swear on his speak and spell
Will But he doesnt drive either
Chris No he doesnt
Dave Probably a good thing Id say
Chris We were talking about this in the pub the other day about Hawking. There is somebody, who I wont say who it was but you know when we played that MC Hawking track on the air, he had thought Stephen Hawking had made a rap album. He really thought it was him cos he said it really sounded like him and I said to him its just a voice box. But we were saying when Stephen Hawking gets angry, do you think he swears with that box? YOU ARE GET TING ON MY F*** ING NERVES and you know if hes ever jarred does it slur?
Will I wouldnt think a man of his great intellect would either swear or get jarred
Chris Oh no, thats not true because swearing sounds so good when its spoken by somebody whos really intelligent and upper class, I once had the pleasure of meeting Peter O Toole and he swore a bit but he said them beautifully, How the hell did we get to this?, with that 8 minute ramble you know we are well and truly back on the air
Jingle Justins Feature on Celebs suggest new girlfriends for Chris
1st Celeb - Sheryl Crow suggested Kelly Osbourne
2nd Celeb - Christina Milian suggested Kylie
3rd Celeb - Darius suggested Catalina, remember the one who was rejected by Ugly Bloke on TFI Friday
Chris plugs tonights show on Channel 4 at 9pm for Benny Hills Millions. Benny Hill wrote his will in 1961 and gave his fortune to his close relatives but when he died in 1992, none of his relatives were still alive. Hill had over 7 million in his will, that has never been given out. So where has the money gone, tonights documentary investigates wheres its gone. Chris said he sat down to watch the Annabel Chong story and realised that he had watched it before. He found it very sad. Dave asked whether Mr McWhirter was there to judge it.
Football chat descended as Roy Keanes book has been serialised in the papers. Dave brings up that the mighty Woking drew 1-1 with Chelsea. Chris said that he saw nothing last night and Georgina should do the forfeit and read the news in her underwear. The problem was that Lizzie was the judge but she fell asleep. Chris decided to not talkto her for the rest of the show. Chris asked Will to try and book the Appletons in.
Chris talked about the Kym Marsh wedding to Jack Ryder and said it is bound to end up in disaster. He wishes them all the luck in the world. They read out the list of gifts they wanted as reported in todays new edition of Heat. Chris and Dave went training today and and said it was very hot. They also did weight training for 60 seconds. Stuart, a crafty *, won A Game Of Two Halves and wins tickets to Chelseas first home matches and a signed shirt. Chris played The Wurzels rendition of Oasis Dont Look Back In Anger, which is released on September 9th. Chris got Dave and Will to do some voice over work.
