[Chris]

Hi everyone, sorry for the lack of a review last week but the server must have been down as I couldn't submit the review - if you really want it here it is:

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Hello again, Big Dave here with Wednesday's rundown.

Today Chris was joined by an audience made up of bar workers - probably from the bar it's filmed in!

Moylesie was feeling 'pampered' today after being chauffeur driven on a motorbike through London as commuter chaos ensued at around 6pm as he left Radio1.

One of tonights news stories was about Robbie Williams, he's spent 6 months in LA trying to find out what its like not to be a popstar for a while - Chris suggested changing his name to Danny or Noel!

A new feature introduced was a turkey, which Chris hand selected from a Turkey farm and will be used on various shows, before being eaten by Porky on Christmas day!

When it was time to chat to the audience another segment that bombed was a Babushka bar worker and was 'surprised' when his office desk drawer was brought out. Cue Moyles trying to scrape together a gag from the things inside, no such luck. It's becoming a regular thing...

Push the Pint - Moyles
Audience
Audience

I thought the show could only get better, but it's worse than RI:SE!

TFI Friday?

TFI it's gonna be axed!



(Cheers to Ally Ross for the last line!)

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Now this weeks review isn't up because my cable buggered up and I can't get Channel 5 through my arial, so my mate is bringing the tape round asap so I could have it up soon.

However, I did meet the man himself on Sunday, after he'd finished the Great North Run.

Chris was in the 'Marsden Inn' celebrating his decent time with a pint of Guiness alongside Frank Bruno.

I asked Chris what he thought of the new CH5 show - and how it was going.

I was very disappointed with the opening night ratings, they weren't our fault, the show hadn't bloody been seen! The knives were out from the start but now we're into the swing of things it's a lot slicker and I'm enjoying it a lot more.

What's the goss on the radio show then, are you leaving soon?

No, I heard that aswell! That Christian bloke from XFM was supposed to be taking over from me but Andy (Parfitt) assured me that he hadn't approached him. Christian, he sounds like a bloody surfer on Home and Away.

Did you enjoy the race?

Why Aye Man! (said in a shaky North East accent) Apart from getting bollocked by Motty for asking the Leeds score it was alright - I like being a celebrity!



That's all for now folks, more was said but I'm tired!

Chow