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- Mon May 24, 2004 9:46 am
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1. Jamelia - Superstar 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. 50 Cent - If I Can’t, 3. Keane - Everybody’s Changing, 4. Joss Stone - Super Duper Love, 5. BUZZ OFF - Robbie Williams - Old Before I Die, 6. Supergrass - Kiss Of Life 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Divine Inspiration - The Way, 8. Jay-Z - 99 Problems, 9. Frankee - F U Right Back, 10. The Darkness - Love Is Only A Feeling 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Boogie Pimps - Somebody To Love, 12. Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl, 13. Busted - Air Hostess, 14. 2Pac - California Love 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Natasha Bedingfield - Single, 16. The Strokes - 12:51, 17. Dido - White Flag, 18. Manic Street Preachers - Everything Must Go (Tedious Link), 19. Usher feat Ludacris - Yeah, 20. Faithless - Mass Destruction, 21. Kelis - Trick Me 9:30 NEWSBEAT 22. Mario Winans feat Enya & P. Diddy - I Don’t Wanna Know, 23. Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out Of My Head, 24. No Doubt - It’s My Life
So yesterday was the big Soccer Six tournament at Reading, where Chris was of course managing the Radio 1 side. On Saturday night he sent everyone on the team a text, saying “Right early to bed lads, big day tomorrow - I’m off to the pub”. Obviously a caring and passionate manager who wants to look after his team then. Hmm, maybe not. He went down the boozer and got trolleyed, got to bed at half three in the morning and then turned up an hour late for kick off in Reading at 12:30. Dom said it was good to see Chris showing such dedication and commitment to his boys. I thought Chris was hilarious when he was interviewed on Vernon Kay’s show yesterday. When Vernon (and later Edith) spoke to Dave, Chappers and Colin, all three commented on the fact that their rather podgy manager was spending more time playing to the crowd and switching sunglasses than watching their games. He even missed one entire match when him and Sophie went upstairs for some lunch. Despite all this, Chris believed that he was the major factor behind the team’s success. They beat Bryan McFadden’s side on penalties in the final, so only lost one match in the whole tournament. That was their opening game that Chris had also missed (due to him still being in bed). Because he missed it, Chris said that he has a 100% managerial record and is available for the vacant (or soon to be vacant) managers positions at both Leeds and Liverpool. Only Lee Sharpe on the Radio 1 team arrived later than Chris, turning up in mid afternoon when the team were already in the quarter finals. In Chris’s absence, Dave took on the responsibility of bawling touchline instructions to the team, but he said in all honesty he only made two decisions yesterday - to go to Reading...and to come back. Out of all the victories yesterday, the one against Blazin Squad was the sweetest by far.
Chris - We beat Blazin Squad...up in the dressing room afterwards
Despite this wonderful achievement (winning the tournament, not beating up Blazin Squad), Juliette was pretty much ignoring mentioning it in the sports news today. She gave it one line mentions at 7 and 7:30, before succumbing to pressure from Chris and Dave and playing out interviews at 8, 8:30 and 9:30. Dave said there was plenty of other stuff in her sport that she could have dropped instead. He called the story about Wasps winning Rugby Union’s European Cup dull. Chris also ran through items about Jensen Button, Gerard Houllier, Alan Smith, Christiano Ronaldo (who he thinks is smug with crap hair - a bit rich), the England Cricket Team plus Tim Henman and Greg Rusedski. No mention of Chris and Dave’s Top 10 Cracking Cup Goals incidentally. Jules said she was just teasing him and would have more later. Chris said she wasn’t teasing him, that would be doing the sport in a thong and push up bra with a feather duster.
Jules - It’ll be bigger at 8 o’clock
Dave - Well...(laughs)
Chris - If I had a pound for every time I’d heard that (Jules sniggers)
(Manager Moyles chatting to Ralf Little @ Soccer Six)
Will went off to the Madejski yesterday, complete with microphone in hand to try and secure some top celebrity interviews for this morning’s breakfast show. If Michael Greco, Jo Guest, Dave and Chris count then he was very successful. Dave’s voice was so hoarse and croaky from all the shouting he’d been doing that it actually sounded as if Chris was playing the Greco clip again. Chris and Dave did some genius Mel B Bo Selecta crab paste and mucky boots impressions at this point. When interviewing Jo Guest (assistant manager on one of the girls teams) Greyhead asked her what she’s been up to recently, a question paraphrased by Chris as “Why haven’t you had your norks out lately love?”. She said she’s been up to bits and pieces (Dave said thrupny bits and pieces) in clubs and on Men & Motors. Most ridiculously of all, Will even interviewed Chris for his own show, who called him stupid (well he is a stupid grey haired old man). He said Paxman must be crapping himself after Will’s performance. Chris also recorded answers to invisible questions pitch side yesterday, allowing him to play them in and effectively interview himself after 9 o’clock today.
(Moyles tries to pretend it’s all cos of him as Radio 1 are crowned Soccer Six champions)
CHRIS AND RACHEL’S DATE AT THE FLICKS:
With it being another beautiful day across much of the UK today (believe me this review is only up on time cos it’s an alternative to me doing some revision), Chris said hello to all the people listening up and down the land in parks. Mostly people on the dole and “spongey students” (to quote Dave’s terminology). Dave said that all good students wouldn’t be in the park, they’d be in the library (or writing chrismoyles.net show reviews). Dave said studying in the park is nonsense and a load of rollocks. Especially when you have hayfever from my experience. Rach said that she used to revise in the park and isn’t doing too badly now. Chris asked her what she studied at uni and A Level. She did a degree in Media Production, and English, History and Home Economics courses at college. She said she puts that Home Ec course to good use when she makes Mr Moyles his cup of tea every day. To me, he still seems a bit jealous of the fact that he was never a student. Dom had a dilemma cos of the hot weather today - should he go to Lords for the last day of the test match between England and New Zealand? Tickets are a tenner on the door and Dom quite fancied it, despite not fully understand the rules of cricket. Dave said instead of paying a tenner to go there, they should just go down the park for a kick around. Rachel moaned that they hadn’t invited her, but Chris reminded her that they have their own little date this week. The two of them are going to the movies together after work one afternoon. Chris wants to go cos he has his afternoons free after his seven hour morning shift (5:15-12:15) and wants to be the only one in there with his feet up on the chair in front and just a bowl of popcorn for company. Now Rachel wants to go too though, they’re going together. The plan is to see Kill Bill 2, but Rach now wants to go see Brad Pitt in Troy. Chris said there was no way he was going to go and see that with her. She said she didn’t care if it was crap (which it’s meant to be) cos she just wanted to go stare at Brad Pitt with a pillowcase round his packet (obviously Chris phrased that last bit).
Dave - I can’t believe you just wanna go to a film just to gawp at some flesh (Rachel laughs)
Dom - Yeah, how shallow’s that
Chris - Yeah...(to Dave)..says you, didn’t you go to the cinema to see Porky's?
(Rachel laughs loudly)
Dave (laughs) - No, actually I’ve got that on DVD (all laugh)
Chris saw the option of hot chicks Uma Thurman and Daryl Hannah kicking the crap out of each other as more appealing than Brad Pitt in Troy. Best fight scene in either movie that - nice eyeball squishing too. Dave moaned about the story of Troy...
Dave - They break through the wall with the big wooden horse, they all jump out the horse...blah, blah, blah roll credits, it’s dull
Chris - Is it like Under Siege where that girl from Baywatch jumps out of the cake?
(Dave laughs)
During a brilliant half time link, Chris talked more about some films he is yet to see and classic films that Dave hasn’t seen...cos he’s fallen asleep during them. Shawn Of The Dead and Harry Potter 2 & 3 are the films top of Chris’s must see list after Kill Bill 2. He said he would like to meet up with Daniel Radcliffe for a game of Quidditch one day if he’s interested. He’s a guest with Jo Whiley this Wednesday actually. On a little side note, other people doing publicity at the moment are Derren Brown and Eddie Izzard - both of whom were great guests on the afternoon show and I think well worth booking again *cough* Rachel *cough*. Dave said he has better things to do than watch movies, especially films like Kill Bill that contain violence. What a wimp. Chris told the old story of how Dave left just six minutes into The Matrix, cos he was too confused by what was going on. His excuse - “I haven’t got the time. I like movies that tell you what’s happening right at the beginning”. Dave said he has a tendency to either daydream or sleep during films. He said he must have some kind of concentration disorder.
WES, STICKER BOOKS AND INTERNAL MEMOS:
Buttersby was back on at quarter to eight to run down the top ten and reveal that (for yet another week) the Eamon - Frankee saga continues at the top of the chart. Chris told them both to bugger off and bitch about each other somewhere else, rather than in our charts. Hear Hear. Wes caused temporary panic in the studio as he announced the number one tune as “Foot You Right Back”. The quality of the line was poor so it sounded like he had said the title properly. He pleaded his innocence but Chris cut him off before he caused any more trouble. I must admit to thinking he swore when announcing it on yesterday’s chart as well. Wes is off to the doctors today as he went playing water sports last week and his ears are now so dodgy that they’re giving him jaw lock. Not great for a radio presenter. Wes is back tomorrow at 4 am covering for Nemone, who in turn is standing in for Coxy on afternoons till Scott Mills arrives on the 7th of June...*cue the wild celebrations*. Panini have kindly sent the show in a Euro 2004 sticker book, with one free pack of stickers. Chris opened them up but after seeing them quickly took up Dave’s offer of reading them out for him. They were Nicolai Krastev of Bulgaria, Jens Nowotny of Germany, Alexei Smertin of Russia, Paraskevas Antzas of Greece and Costinha of Portugal. The Greek player was giving Dave a few pronunciation problems...
Dave - Erm,...Paras...kevas...Antzas... (Dom and Jules laugh)
Chris (interrupting) - I think there’s a video of her doing the rounds on the Internet isn’t there?
Dave thinks the other members of the team (himself included) should buy sticker books too so that they can play swapsies with each other. The main Moyles moans of the day all involved the studio - the tube line next door to the studio was making it vibrate loudly, drilling was going on outside the studio too and a white board to log studio faults had been put up in the corridor outside. Chris thought it was ill fitting, unnecessary and a waste of space. He made this clear by sending out a few internal memos (using his glockenspiel) to the pillock that put it up. Dave sid he loves the internal memo feature. A brilliant text came in from Adie in Worthing, saying that they have the stupid boards at her work too. She said the team should just do what they do at her work - play hangman on it. Genius. Buzz Off was Old Before I Die by Robbie, from April 97. Dom is filling in for Aled for the next fortnight and buzzed in first on 1:16. He said it’s not one of Robbie’s best songs and hates the video (it’s where Robbie is fat and drunk). Dave agreed and said it’s overplayed, buzzing in on 1:37. Rach followed on 1:44 and the listeners were last on 2:05. Chris wasn’t a happy bunny.
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 1>>>> (Jonathan Pearce on the jingles BTW)
PASSWORD - "It’s Work Not A Holiday" (announced @ 8am on the pips)
LOCATION - Jesus Green in Cambridge
CLUES - In an English city on the middle of a green with a religious connection, can see a river, chapel and open air swimming pool from it
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - Rowan (female) after Graham got the password wrong
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
MICHAEL a white van man from Northampton 2
CATHERINE a fit sounding bank sales manager from Birmingham 0
Daves Tedious Link
JX Son Of A Gun - “Son of a gun” is an expression that you often hear in cowboy films, as is “Howdy partner” - Partner is also a modern day politically correct term for the person that you sleep with - Sleep is what you do in a bed, although a bed can also be a home for flowers and plants - If you remove the L from plants you get pants, which is what the Americans call trousers - Trousers have two legs, as do pigeons - Pigeons can apparently be trained to drop bombs behind enemy lines - Lines rhymes with fines, which are issued by traffic wardens - If you remove the first letter of wardens and replace it with a G you get gardens, which are the passion of Alan Titchmarsh - Alan Alan Titchmarsh shares the same christian name as Alan Davies, who played Jonathan Creek - If you add Yabbie to the word creek you get Yabbie Creek, which is a town near Summer Bay - Summer Bay is a fictional town in Australia - and Australia was the title of a 1996 hit for The Manic Street Preachers - Which links us to The Manic Street Preachers and Everything Must Go
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So yesterday was the big Soccer Six tournament at Reading, where Chris was of course managing the Radio 1 side. On Saturday night he sent everyone on the team a text, saying “Right early to bed lads, big day tomorrow - I’m off to the pub”. Obviously a caring and passionate manager who wants to look after his team then. Hmm, maybe not. He went down the boozer and got trolleyed, got to bed at half three in the morning and then turned up an hour late for kick off in Reading at 12:30. Dom said it was good to see Chris showing such dedication and commitment to his boys. I thought Chris was hilarious when he was interviewed on Vernon Kay’s show yesterday. When Vernon (and later Edith) spoke to Dave, Chappers and Colin, all three commented on the fact that their rather podgy manager was spending more time playing to the crowd and switching sunglasses than watching their games. He even missed one entire match when him and Sophie went upstairs for some lunch. Despite all this, Chris believed that he was the major factor behind the team’s success. They beat Bryan McFadden’s side on penalties in the final, so only lost one match in the whole tournament. That was their opening game that Chris had also missed (due to him still being in bed). Because he missed it, Chris said that he has a 100% managerial record and is available for the vacant (or soon to be vacant) managers positions at both Leeds and Liverpool. Only Lee Sharpe on the Radio 1 team arrived later than Chris, turning up in mid afternoon when the team were already in the quarter finals. In Chris’s absence, Dave took on the responsibility of bawling touchline instructions to the team, but he said in all honesty he only made two decisions yesterday - to go to Reading...and to come back. Out of all the victories yesterday, the one against Blazin Squad was the sweetest by far.
Chris - We beat Blazin Squad...up in the dressing room afterwards
Despite this wonderful achievement (winning the tournament, not beating up Blazin Squad), Juliette was pretty much ignoring mentioning it in the sports news today. She gave it one line mentions at 7 and 7:30, before succumbing to pressure from Chris and Dave and playing out interviews at 8, 8:30 and 9:30. Dave said there was plenty of other stuff in her sport that she could have dropped instead. He called the story about Wasps winning Rugby Union’s European Cup dull. Chris also ran through items about Jensen Button, Gerard Houllier, Alan Smith, Christiano Ronaldo (who he thinks is smug with crap hair - a bit rich), the England Cricket Team plus Tim Henman and Greg Rusedski. No mention of Chris and Dave’s Top 10 Cracking Cup Goals incidentally. Jules said she was just teasing him and would have more later. Chris said she wasn’t teasing him, that would be doing the sport in a thong and push up bra with a feather duster.
Jules - It’ll be bigger at 8 o’clock
Dave - Well...(laughs)
Chris - If I had a pound for every time I’d heard that (Jules sniggers)
(Manager Moyles chatting to Ralf Little @ Soccer Six)
Will went off to the Madejski yesterday, complete with microphone in hand to try and secure some top celebrity interviews for this morning’s breakfast show. If Michael Greco, Jo Guest, Dave and Chris count then he was very successful. Dave’s voice was so hoarse and croaky from all the shouting he’d been doing that it actually sounded as if Chris was playing the Greco clip again. Chris and Dave did some genius Mel B Bo Selecta crab paste and mucky boots impressions at this point. When interviewing Jo Guest (assistant manager on one of the girls teams) Greyhead asked her what she’s been up to recently, a question paraphrased by Chris as “Why haven’t you had your norks out lately love?”. She said she’s been up to bits and pieces (Dave said thrupny bits and pieces) in clubs and on Men & Motors. Most ridiculously of all, Will even interviewed Chris for his own show, who called him stupid (well he is a stupid grey haired old man). He said Paxman must be crapping himself after Will’s performance. Chris also recorded answers to invisible questions pitch side yesterday, allowing him to play them in and effectively interview himself after 9 o’clock today.
(Moyles tries to pretend it’s all cos of him as Radio 1 are crowned Soccer Six champions)
CHRIS AND RACHEL’S DATE AT THE FLICKS:
With it being another beautiful day across much of the UK today (believe me this review is only up on time cos it’s an alternative to me doing some revision), Chris said hello to all the people listening up and down the land in parks. Mostly people on the dole and “spongey students” (to quote Dave’s terminology). Dave said that all good students wouldn’t be in the park, they’d be in the library (or writing chrismoyles.net show reviews). Dave said studying in the park is nonsense and a load of rollocks. Especially when you have hayfever from my experience. Rach said that she used to revise in the park and isn’t doing too badly now. Chris asked her what she studied at uni and A Level. She did a degree in Media Production, and English, History and Home Economics courses at college. She said she puts that Home Ec course to good use when she makes Mr Moyles his cup of tea every day. To me, he still seems a bit jealous of the fact that he was never a student. Dom had a dilemma cos of the hot weather today - should he go to Lords for the last day of the test match between England and New Zealand? Tickets are a tenner on the door and Dom quite fancied it, despite not fully understand the rules of cricket. Dave said instead of paying a tenner to go there, they should just go down the park for a kick around. Rachel moaned that they hadn’t invited her, but Chris reminded her that they have their own little date this week. The two of them are going to the movies together after work one afternoon. Chris wants to go cos he has his afternoons free after his seven hour morning shift (5:15-12:15) and wants to be the only one in there with his feet up on the chair in front and just a bowl of popcorn for company. Now Rachel wants to go too though, they’re going together. The plan is to see Kill Bill 2, but Rach now wants to go see Brad Pitt in Troy. Chris said there was no way he was going to go and see that with her. She said she didn’t care if it was crap (which it’s meant to be) cos she just wanted to go stare at Brad Pitt with a pillowcase round his packet (obviously Chris phrased that last bit).
Dave - I can’t believe you just wanna go to a film just to gawp at some flesh (Rachel laughs)
Dom - Yeah, how shallow’s that
Chris - Yeah...(to Dave)..says you, didn’t you go to the cinema to see Porky's?
(Rachel laughs loudly)
Dave (laughs) - No, actually I’ve got that on DVD (all laugh)
Chris saw the option of hot chicks Uma Thurman and Daryl Hannah kicking the crap out of each other as more appealing than Brad Pitt in Troy. Best fight scene in either movie that - nice eyeball squishing too. Dave moaned about the story of Troy...
Dave - They break through the wall with the big wooden horse, they all jump out the horse...blah, blah, blah roll credits, it’s dull
Chris - Is it like Under Siege where that girl from Baywatch jumps out of the cake?
(Dave laughs)
During a brilliant half time link, Chris talked more about some films he is yet to see and classic films that Dave hasn’t seen...cos he’s fallen asleep during them. Shawn Of The Dead and Harry Potter 2 & 3 are the films top of Chris’s must see list after Kill Bill 2. He said he would like to meet up with Daniel Radcliffe for a game of Quidditch one day if he’s interested. He’s a guest with Jo Whiley this Wednesday actually. On a little side note, other people doing publicity at the moment are Derren Brown and Eddie Izzard - both of whom were great guests on the afternoon show and I think well worth booking again *cough* Rachel *cough*. Dave said he has better things to do than watch movies, especially films like Kill Bill that contain violence. What a wimp. Chris told the old story of how Dave left just six minutes into The Matrix, cos he was too confused by what was going on. His excuse - “I haven’t got the time. I like movies that tell you what’s happening right at the beginning”. Dave said he has a tendency to either daydream or sleep during films. He said he must have some kind of concentration disorder.
WES, STICKER BOOKS AND INTERNAL MEMOS:
Buttersby was back on at quarter to eight to run down the top ten and reveal that (for yet another week) the Eamon - Frankee saga continues at the top of the chart. Chris told them both to bugger off and bitch about each other somewhere else, rather than in our charts. Hear Hear. Wes caused temporary panic in the studio as he announced the number one tune as “Foot You Right Back”. The quality of the line was poor so it sounded like he had said the title properly. He pleaded his innocence but Chris cut him off before he caused any more trouble. I must admit to thinking he swore when announcing it on yesterday’s chart as well. Wes is off to the doctors today as he went playing water sports last week and his ears are now so dodgy that they’re giving him jaw lock. Not great for a radio presenter. Wes is back tomorrow at 4 am covering for Nemone, who in turn is standing in for Coxy on afternoons till Scott Mills arrives on the 7th of June...*cue the wild celebrations*. Panini have kindly sent the show in a Euro 2004 sticker book, with one free pack of stickers. Chris opened them up but after seeing them quickly took up Dave’s offer of reading them out for him. They were Nicolai Krastev of Bulgaria, Jens Nowotny of Germany, Alexei Smertin of Russia, Paraskevas Antzas of Greece and Costinha of Portugal. The Greek player was giving Dave a few pronunciation problems...
Dave - Erm,...Paras...kevas...Antzas... (Dom and Jules laugh)
Chris (interrupting) - I think there’s a video of her doing the rounds on the Internet isn’t there?
Dave thinks the other members of the team (himself included) should buy sticker books too so that they can play swapsies with each other. The main Moyles moans of the day all involved the studio - the tube line next door to the studio was making it vibrate loudly, drilling was going on outside the studio too and a white board to log studio faults had been put up in the corridor outside. Chris thought it was ill fitting, unnecessary and a waste of space. He made this clear by sending out a few internal memos (using his glockenspiel) to the pillock that put it up. Dave sid he loves the internal memo feature. A brilliant text came in from Adie in Worthing, saying that they have the stupid boards at her work too. She said the team should just do what they do at her work - play hangman on it. Genius. Buzz Off was Old Before I Die by Robbie, from April 97. Dom is filling in for Aled for the next fortnight and buzzed in first on 1:16. He said it’s not one of Robbie’s best songs and hates the video (it’s where Robbie is fat and drunk). Dave agreed and said it’s overplayed, buzzing in on 1:37. Rach followed on 1:44 and the listeners were last on 2:05. Chris wasn’t a happy bunny.
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 1>>>> (Jonathan Pearce on the jingles BTW)
PASSWORD - "It’s Work Not A Holiday" (announced @ 8am on the pips)
LOCATION - Jesus Green in Cambridge
CLUES - In an English city on the middle of a green with a religious connection, can see a river, chapel and open air swimming pool from it
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - Rowan (female) after Graham got the password wrong
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
MICHAEL a white van man from Northampton 2
CATHERINE a fit sounding bank sales manager from Birmingham 0
Daves Tedious Link
JX Son Of A Gun - “Son of a gun” is an expression that you often hear in cowboy films, as is “Howdy partner” - Partner is also a modern day politically correct term for the person that you sleep with - Sleep is what you do in a bed, although a bed can also be a home for flowers and plants - If you remove the L from plants you get pants, which is what the Americans call trousers - Trousers have two legs, as do pigeons - Pigeons can apparently be trained to drop bombs behind enemy lines - Lines rhymes with fines, which are issued by traffic wardens - If you remove the first letter of wardens and replace it with a G you get gardens, which are the passion of Alan Titchmarsh - Alan Alan Titchmarsh shares the same christian name as Alan Davies, who played Jonathan Creek - If you add Yabbie to the word creek you get Yabbie Creek, which is a town near Summer Bay - Summer Bay is a fictional town in Australia - and Australia was the title of a 1996 hit for The Manic Street Preachers - Which links us to The Manic Street Preachers and Everything Must Go
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