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- Thu Feb 05, 2004 8:41 pm
#241853
1. Mis-Teeq - One Night Stand 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes, 3. Kelis - Milkshake, 4. The Darkness - Friday Night, 5. BUZZ OFF - The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back ('88 Remix), 6. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady, 8. Stereophonics - Movie Star, 9. Raghav - Can't Get Enough, 10. Nelly - Hot In Herre 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above, 12. The Thrills - Santa Cruz (You’re Not That Far), 13. 50 Cent - If I Can't, 14. Britney Spears - Toxic 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Pink - God Is A DJ, 16. Love Inc - You’re A Superstar, 17. Christina Aguilera feat Redman - Dirrty, 18. Manic Street Preachers - A Design For Life (Tedious Link), 19. Outkast - Hey Ya, 20. Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman, 21. Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy, 22. Franz Ferdinand - Matinee 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. Evanescence - Going Under, 24. Ferry Corsten - Rock Your Body Rock, 25. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 26. Jamelia - Thank You
Today is Chris’s first month anniversary on the Breakfast Show and Rachel suggested the team go out for a few lunchtime drinks to celebrate the fact “We are one month in and still going strong”. Dave said he wouldn’t be as he was going straight to bed when he got home. He managed to secure a couple of tickets to the Fulham - Everton FA Cup Replay at Loftus Road last night. Everton got beat (after extra time) so Dave got to bed very late. He still managed to fit in a couple of beers before the game though - and one after aswell. They were having a clear effect when he tried to sing along to Hot in Herre by Nelly today as he sang “I wanna cake these clothes off”. He blamed the donuts staring at him from the corner of the studio. Chris also got to bed late last night (around 12:30) as he went to the pub to watch the fantastic Spurs - Man City game, in which City came back from the dead to win 4-3, setting up a bit of a juicy derby against United in the process. Rachel went to see child prodigy Joss Stone play at an intimate gig in London Village last night. Aled was officially Mr Rock n Roll though as he watched some of I’m A Celebrity and then went straight to bed. He said he was feeling wide awake this morning but Chris said he didn’t look it and with his stubble was looking like a young George Best. Chris talked about I’m A Celebrity (for a change) and the overnight news that John Lydon had walked out...
Chris - John Lydon is out of the jungle and we are going to talk to Kevin Keegan
Dominic - Yeah, we’re not actually gonna talk to the Man City manager - We’re going to talk to Kevin Geoghegan who’s our entertainment reporter based in the jungle
Chris - No No, We really do have Kevin Keegan live from the jungle. Apparently after the Man City game last night he got a bit jarred and he woke up in the jungle...
(Dave & Dom laugh)
Around quarter to 8 the show linked up live to Kevin (Geoghegan not Keegan) in Oz but in bizarre circumstances. He could only hear Dominic who was in Studio 1 and not Chris in Studio 3. Chris therefore had to tell Dom what to ask Kev and did the old gag of taking a minute describing each question, only for Dom to then simply say stuff like “Where’s Jonny?” and “What’s the mood like there Kev?”. It was quite funny but I get the impression the idea was much better off the air than it actually turned out on it. It didn’t sound live to me but to prove it was, Kev did a time check (although I’m still not too sure Chris didn’t just play it in). As regards the campaign to re-release Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl, Chris said that there were “high-level” talks going on between Damien Christian from Eastwest Records and the show, with a big announcement on tomorrow mornings show at around 8.15. Keeping with the theme of “I’m A Celeb”, Chris and Dave had set Dominic his own Bush Tucker trial of reading the weather without any screw-ups today. Dave put a fiver on him saying “drizzle” wrong and Chris £50 on him fluffing it up at some point in the morning. He did as usual and so to help him with his weather problem, Chris had put together what Dave termed as a “Dombot”. It was new kit from Dominic Bryne Enterprises and was essentially a selection of pre-recorded clips by Dom - such as “lots of”, “showers” etc that Chris could put together to make a fake weather bulletin.
It wasn't only the weather Dom had to worry about screwing up though, as Juliette wasn’t reading the sports news at 9:30 today. Dom read the sport despite Chris’s appeal for Aled to be able to do it. Chris did a great impression of Aled around ten past 9, although it lasted so long he eventually turned into a Geordie. Chris blamed a conspiracy by executive producer Joe Graham and show producer Rachel Jones as they wanted to why the welsh one was being kept off the airwaves. Rachel claimed it was because Aled wasn’t a qualified journo with a “sports licence”. Chris said it didn’t stop the Page 3 girl Nicola McLean reading the sport on the afternoon show a few years ago (I vaguely remember listening to that actually). The reason Jules was excused from the 9:30 bulletin was the fact that she was off to Stockport to interview two big sporting stars for the show next week...
Chris - Are you interviewing Alan Smith?
Juliette - No I’ve done him already
Chris - Right well there you go.....but when are you interviewing him?
The Mystery duo were Steven Gerrard and Jonny Wilkinson. Chris asked her which of the two she fancied most. She said neither as they were too young but if push came to shove she’d say Gerrard.
Chris - Right if your a mate of Steven Gerrard’s text him and say that at some point today Juliette - a pretty girl with nice breasts and red hair, will be interviewing him and she fancies him. So tell him if he’s up for a bit, it’ll be really easy. Chances are she’ll say yes. So text your mate Steven and sort it out. There you go Jules...
Juliette - Thanks
Chris - What are mates for eh? (Starts record then interrupts 5 seconds later) Dominic I don’t want you to be left out....so if your a mate of Jonny Wilkinson’s...
(Dom and Dave laugh)
DAVINA McCALL INTERVIEW:
Friend of the show Davina was on after 8:45 to plug her new ITV1 dating show Love On A Saturday Night. She was dressed in her dressing gown and slippers and sat in her loo as it was the only quiet room in the house (they had the builders downstairs and the kids messing about upstairs). She presents her new show alongside Chris’s mate Jonathan Wilkes. I use the word mate loosely because Chris didn’t get an invite to Jonathan’s wedding. When his single charted Chris rang up Wilkes and went for a drink, although there was nothing in reply when Live With Chris Moyles was axed. Davina quizzed Chris about his new show and promised she’ll come in to the studio one day. Chris said she wouldn’t really as she doesn’t come into London unless she’s being paid. Davina talked about some of the filming she was doing the other day for the new show. She ended up at some Salsa night birthday party at a club in London’s Leicester Square. She said she really enjoyed it and would recommend it to anyone for a birthday party. Dave said that it was funny she should say that, as it is Chris’s birthday coming up...
Davina - Go on Moylesy!
Chris - No No, I’m going ten pin bowling and then the bingo. I know how to have fun...
Today’s Buzz Off was (according to Dave) “A strange kind of success”. Chris went back to “da old skool - check it”, for the 1988 Remix of I Want You Back by The Jackson 5. Dave buzzed on 2:19, Rach on 3:03 and Aled on 3:19. 2000 texts didn’t come in though so the song was played in full. Aled said if he was playing at home he would have stored the message Buzz Off as a template in his phone and then would open it when he was ready to text. Dave called him sad but remembered the times when Simon Mayo and The Mystery Years were on air. Dave said him and Chris used to put in the year 199... beforehand, add the year quickly then send - to try and beat each other. Chris said he had no idea what Dave was on about. As stated above it’s less than a month to Chris's 23rd *cough* 30th birthday - and he said that a cheque instead of cash would be fine if your hard up for money at the moment. Sounds like one of the possible guests on the show around that time might be Kylie, judging by what was being said after Chris played her new single Red Blooded Woman. Rachel had 2 Guess Whos from the Joss Stone gig last night. The first was Dido. Rach wasn’t sure if it was her or not at first. Dave asked if the fact she was at the bar waving her white flag didn’t give it way. The second celeb spotted was Will Young, although Dom only guessed his identity after Chris showed him the answer on a piece of paper (he’d already been told). Chris and Dom had a Guess Who from last Friday in Newcastle, outside Dave Pearce’s gig at Foundation. Dave correctly identified it was Tim Healy from Auf Wiedersehen Pet (he’s married to Denise Welch). The borderline genius but UNOFFENSIVE song from that night created by Dominic, had been properly recorded over the theme tune to Jonny Briggs and was played by Chris throughout the show today. Yesterday Chris was walking past Jo Whiley’s studio while she was checking her e-mails. She was doing so while bent over her desk, wiggling her hips from side to side. Dave said she clearly had “natural rhythm”. Chris asked people to text and e-mail her at bang on ten o’clock, asking for the show to be streamed and for her to check her e-mails in front of the webcam next time.
RACHEL WEIGHTWATCHERS UPDATE:
At her weekly Wednesday weigh-in yesterday, Producer Jones found out she had put half a pound back on. Chris and Dave did the old fake sympathetic lines saying “You were getting too skinny anyway” and “You look much better for it”.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
LEE HARVEY The Saviour Of Carpark Catchphrase from Colchester 2
CHRIS Challenger to Lee’s throne from Bournemouth 1
Lee (and his Sid James esque laugh) were back for the (supposed) final day of his stint. I say supposed because I’m writing this on Friday and he was brought back for one last day. Having nicked Chris’s line by pronouncing himself “The Saviour Of Carpark Catchphrase”, Lee was now after his own billboard campaign and a Radio 1 show. Today’s game was the best ever Carpark Catchphrase, mainly because neither of these two pillocks managed to get the phrase “Skeleton in the cupboard” after about five minutes of alternate guessing, when Chris had virtually read the answer out himself. Lee finally won although Chris said he was slowly losing the will to live...
Lee - It’s a really sad day cos I know my radio career is coming to a brief end. So while I’ve got this opportunity I would just like to say...
(Chris cuts him off)
Chris (with everyone laughing) - Bye!! Right so there you go. Thanks very much for playing..
Daves Tedious Link
D:ream Things Can Only Get Better - If you put together the words “D:” and “ream” you get Dream which is something you might do when you go to bed - The plural of bed is beds - Beds need bedding - If you add the word field to the word Bedding you get Beddingfield as in Daniel Bedingfield who is currently recuperating in New Zealand - The capital of New Zealand is Wellington - Wellington boots are the footwear of choice for farmers - Farmers are the primary purchasers of tractors - Tractors are very slow moving and often need to be overtaken on public roads and in that respect share something in common with Milk floats - Floats of a different type are common place in a parade - The word parade can also be used to describe a small collection of shops - The word shops shares many of the same letters as the word ships - Ships are the best mode of transport for observing whales - If you remove the “h” from whales you get “Wales” as in the country - Home of the welsh and home of the Welsh Rockers The Manic Street Preachers - and when you think of The Manic Street Preachers and classic tracks by them featuring the words “Design” and “Life” in the title you think of the track A Design For Life - Which links us to The Manic Street Preachers and A Design For Life
Today is Chris’s first month anniversary on the Breakfast Show and Rachel suggested the team go out for a few lunchtime drinks to celebrate the fact “We are one month in and still going strong”. Dave said he wouldn’t be as he was going straight to bed when he got home. He managed to secure a couple of tickets to the Fulham - Everton FA Cup Replay at Loftus Road last night. Everton got beat (after extra time) so Dave got to bed very late. He still managed to fit in a couple of beers before the game though - and one after aswell. They were having a clear effect when he tried to sing along to Hot in Herre by Nelly today as he sang “I wanna cake these clothes off”. He blamed the donuts staring at him from the corner of the studio. Chris also got to bed late last night (around 12:30) as he went to the pub to watch the fantastic Spurs - Man City game, in which City came back from the dead to win 4-3, setting up a bit of a juicy derby against United in the process. Rachel went to see child prodigy Joss Stone play at an intimate gig in London Village last night. Aled was officially Mr Rock n Roll though as he watched some of I’m A Celebrity and then went straight to bed. He said he was feeling wide awake this morning but Chris said he didn’t look it and with his stubble was looking like a young George Best. Chris talked about I’m A Celebrity (for a change) and the overnight news that John Lydon had walked out...
Chris - John Lydon is out of the jungle and we are going to talk to Kevin Keegan
Dominic - Yeah, we’re not actually gonna talk to the Man City manager - We’re going to talk to Kevin Geoghegan who’s our entertainment reporter based in the jungle
Chris - No No, We really do have Kevin Keegan live from the jungle. Apparently after the Man City game last night he got a bit jarred and he woke up in the jungle...
(Dave & Dom laugh)
Around quarter to 8 the show linked up live to Kevin (Geoghegan not Keegan) in Oz but in bizarre circumstances. He could only hear Dominic who was in Studio 1 and not Chris in Studio 3. Chris therefore had to tell Dom what to ask Kev and did the old gag of taking a minute describing each question, only for Dom to then simply say stuff like “Where’s Jonny?” and “What’s the mood like there Kev?”. It was quite funny but I get the impression the idea was much better off the air than it actually turned out on it. It didn’t sound live to me but to prove it was, Kev did a time check (although I’m still not too sure Chris didn’t just play it in). As regards the campaign to re-release Peter Andre's Mysterious Girl, Chris said that there were “high-level” talks going on between Damien Christian from Eastwest Records and the show, with a big announcement on tomorrow mornings show at around 8.15. Keeping with the theme of “I’m A Celeb”, Chris and Dave had set Dominic his own Bush Tucker trial of reading the weather without any screw-ups today. Dave put a fiver on him saying “drizzle” wrong and Chris £50 on him fluffing it up at some point in the morning. He did as usual and so to help him with his weather problem, Chris had put together what Dave termed as a “Dombot”. It was new kit from Dominic Bryne Enterprises and was essentially a selection of pre-recorded clips by Dom - such as “lots of”, “showers” etc that Chris could put together to make a fake weather bulletin.
It wasn't only the weather Dom had to worry about screwing up though, as Juliette wasn’t reading the sports news at 9:30 today. Dom read the sport despite Chris’s appeal for Aled to be able to do it. Chris did a great impression of Aled around ten past 9, although it lasted so long he eventually turned into a Geordie. Chris blamed a conspiracy by executive producer Joe Graham and show producer Rachel Jones as they wanted to why the welsh one was being kept off the airwaves. Rachel claimed it was because Aled wasn’t a qualified journo with a “sports licence”. Chris said it didn’t stop the Page 3 girl Nicola McLean reading the sport on the afternoon show a few years ago (I vaguely remember listening to that actually). The reason Jules was excused from the 9:30 bulletin was the fact that she was off to Stockport to interview two big sporting stars for the show next week...
Chris - Are you interviewing Alan Smith?
Juliette - No I’ve done him already
Chris - Right well there you go.....but when are you interviewing him?
The Mystery duo were Steven Gerrard and Jonny Wilkinson. Chris asked her which of the two she fancied most. She said neither as they were too young but if push came to shove she’d say Gerrard.
Chris - Right if your a mate of Steven Gerrard’s text him and say that at some point today Juliette - a pretty girl with nice breasts and red hair, will be interviewing him and she fancies him. So tell him if he’s up for a bit, it’ll be really easy. Chances are she’ll say yes. So text your mate Steven and sort it out. There you go Jules...
Juliette - Thanks
Chris - What are mates for eh? (Starts record then interrupts 5 seconds later) Dominic I don’t want you to be left out....so if your a mate of Jonny Wilkinson’s...
(Dom and Dave laugh)
DAVINA McCALL INTERVIEW:
Friend of the show Davina was on after 8:45 to plug her new ITV1 dating show Love On A Saturday Night. She was dressed in her dressing gown and slippers and sat in her loo as it was the only quiet room in the house (they had the builders downstairs and the kids messing about upstairs). She presents her new show alongside Chris’s mate Jonathan Wilkes. I use the word mate loosely because Chris didn’t get an invite to Jonathan’s wedding. When his single charted Chris rang up Wilkes and went for a drink, although there was nothing in reply when Live With Chris Moyles was axed. Davina quizzed Chris about his new show and promised she’ll come in to the studio one day. Chris said she wouldn’t really as she doesn’t come into London unless she’s being paid. Davina talked about some of the filming she was doing the other day for the new show. She ended up at some Salsa night birthday party at a club in London’s Leicester Square. She said she really enjoyed it and would recommend it to anyone for a birthday party. Dave said that it was funny she should say that, as it is Chris’s birthday coming up...
Davina - Go on Moylesy!
Chris - No No, I’m going ten pin bowling and then the bingo. I know how to have fun...
Today’s Buzz Off was (according to Dave) “A strange kind of success”. Chris went back to “da old skool - check it”, for the 1988 Remix of I Want You Back by The Jackson 5. Dave buzzed on 2:19, Rach on 3:03 and Aled on 3:19. 2000 texts didn’t come in though so the song was played in full. Aled said if he was playing at home he would have stored the message Buzz Off as a template in his phone and then would open it when he was ready to text. Dave called him sad but remembered the times when Simon Mayo and The Mystery Years were on air. Dave said him and Chris used to put in the year 199... beforehand, add the year quickly then send - to try and beat each other. Chris said he had no idea what Dave was on about. As stated above it’s less than a month to Chris's 23rd *cough* 30th birthday - and he said that a cheque instead of cash would be fine if your hard up for money at the moment. Sounds like one of the possible guests on the show around that time might be Kylie, judging by what was being said after Chris played her new single Red Blooded Woman. Rachel had 2 Guess Whos from the Joss Stone gig last night. The first was Dido. Rach wasn’t sure if it was her or not at first. Dave asked if the fact she was at the bar waving her white flag didn’t give it way. The second celeb spotted was Will Young, although Dom only guessed his identity after Chris showed him the answer on a piece of paper (he’d already been told). Chris and Dom had a Guess Who from last Friday in Newcastle, outside Dave Pearce’s gig at Foundation. Dave correctly identified it was Tim Healy from Auf Wiedersehen Pet (he’s married to Denise Welch). The borderline genius but UNOFFENSIVE song from that night created by Dominic, had been properly recorded over the theme tune to Jonny Briggs and was played by Chris throughout the show today. Yesterday Chris was walking past Jo Whiley’s studio while she was checking her e-mails. She was doing so while bent over her desk, wiggling her hips from side to side. Dave said she clearly had “natural rhythm”. Chris asked people to text and e-mail her at bang on ten o’clock, asking for the show to be streamed and for her to check her e-mails in front of the webcam next time.
RACHEL WEIGHTWATCHERS UPDATE:
At her weekly Wednesday weigh-in yesterday, Producer Jones found out she had put half a pound back on. Chris and Dave did the old fake sympathetic lines saying “You were getting too skinny anyway” and “You look much better for it”.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
LEE HARVEY The Saviour Of Carpark Catchphrase from Colchester 2
CHRIS Challenger to Lee’s throne from Bournemouth 1
Lee (and his Sid James esque laugh) were back for the (supposed) final day of his stint. I say supposed because I’m writing this on Friday and he was brought back for one last day. Having nicked Chris’s line by pronouncing himself “The Saviour Of Carpark Catchphrase”, Lee was now after his own billboard campaign and a Radio 1 show. Today’s game was the best ever Carpark Catchphrase, mainly because neither of these two pillocks managed to get the phrase “Skeleton in the cupboard” after about five minutes of alternate guessing, when Chris had virtually read the answer out himself. Lee finally won although Chris said he was slowly losing the will to live...
Lee - It’s a really sad day cos I know my radio career is coming to a brief end. So while I’ve got this opportunity I would just like to say...
(Chris cuts him off)
Chris (with everyone laughing) - Bye!! Right so there you go. Thanks very much for playing..
Daves Tedious Link
D:ream Things Can Only Get Better - If you put together the words “D:” and “ream” you get Dream which is something you might do when you go to bed - The plural of bed is beds - Beds need bedding - If you add the word field to the word Bedding you get Beddingfield as in Daniel Bedingfield who is currently recuperating in New Zealand - The capital of New Zealand is Wellington - Wellington boots are the footwear of choice for farmers - Farmers are the primary purchasers of tractors - Tractors are very slow moving and often need to be overtaken on public roads and in that respect share something in common with Milk floats - Floats of a different type are common place in a parade - The word parade can also be used to describe a small collection of shops - The word shops shares many of the same letters as the word ships - Ships are the best mode of transport for observing whales - If you remove the “h” from whales you get “Wales” as in the country - Home of the welsh and home of the Welsh Rockers The Manic Street Preachers - and when you think of The Manic Street Preachers and classic tracks by them featuring the words “Design” and “Life” in the title you think of the track A Design For Life - Which links us to The Manic Street Preachers and A Design For Life
