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- Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:15 pm
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1. U2 - Elevation, 2. Fatman Scoop feat The Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful, 3. Holly Valance - State Of Mind, 4. Starsailor - Silence Is Easy 3:30 NEWS 5. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 6. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love?, 7. Aqualung - Brighter Than Sunshine, 8. DMX - X Gonna Give It To Ya, 9. Ian Van Dahl - Reason, 10. Travis - Re-Offender (almost DMX again as Aled screwed up the segway), 11. Texas - Carnival Girl, 12. Milk & Sugar - Let the Sunshine In, 13. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Mixed Up World 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 14. Liberty X - Jumpin, 15. Nickelback - Someday, 16. Christina Aguilera - Beautiful 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 17. Rui Da Silva - Touch Me, 18. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 19. Basement Jaxx - Plug It In (album track), 20. Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow, 21. Blur - There’s No Other Way (Tedious Link), 22. Beyoncé Knowles feat Sean Paul - Baby Boy, 23. Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On
There’s another award to add to the mantelpiece today after Chris won the award for funniest radio show at last night’s Loaded’s LAFTAS. He had a speech all prepared only to find out the awards were more like a party than a ceremony and he just had to have his picture taken and not go on a stage at all. This ruined Dave’s visual gag, as in tribute to Chris Martin from Coldplay he had written messages on his hands - but instead of ‘fair trade’ it was ‘ring mum’ and ‘feed cat’. The only problem was that Dave hadn’t written them upside down so if he had been on stage they wouldn’t have made much sense anyway. Aled had wanted Dave to write slave across his knuckles. The LAFTA was brought into the studio and Dave said thanks to the academy. Chris said they actually have 2 LAFTAS as Rachel nicked one from a table they went past and put it in her handbag. It was the LAFTA for boob of the year and it was won deservedly by Lee from Blue, because of course he’s a tit. Rachel at first wanted to keep it but it’ll be given away on air tomorrow or next week. Chris introduced Rachel to lots of famous blokes last night and said ‘let’s face it it’s the only time any men will speak to her.’ There were 10 guess who’s from last night but as all the team were there it was an afternoon of Guess Who Interactive on today’s show. George played after each news bulletin and Chris got people to call in and play as well. Peter from Fame Academy, Jordan, Dean Gaffney and John Fashanu were among those spotted. There was a weird bunch of callers for the first round of Guess Who Interactive, 2 of whom sounded on drugs and one who owns a Slough takeaway next door to one Dave used to work at.
Chris said his domestic engineer (or cleaner - whichever one you prefer) came round to his 7 bedroom mansion in Brixton this morning. Chris said he only has a cleaner for ironing as he’s a male so can’t iron. Rachel said she couldn’t iron either and Chris said he could tell by the jumper she was wearing, which made her look like an old Blue
Peter presenter. Chris asked his cleaner whether she had any problems with the press outside his house the other day. She said no and asked what they were there for. Chris said he’s been promoted and is doing the breakfast show. She said ‘What..GMTV?’ but Chris had to explain it was the Radio 1 Breakfast Show. Chris said ‘ It’s been my dream to do this since I was a miserable, bullied, picked-upon fat kid in Leeds, in trousers that came down to my ankles - with crappy hair and a geeky look. This is the greatest week of my life and she doesn't know what I do’. Dave said she was just disappointed he’s not going to be the next Eamonn Holmes. There was a huge technical * up about 5 past 4 today. Aled was the only one in the studio and was doing the segway, but managed to put on DMX (which had been played about 10 mins previously) instead of Travis. Chris had to leg it in to have a go and Aled apologised for his mistake. Today also saw the start of the new campaign ‘78 days of Christmas’ although on second count Dave said there was actually 77 not 78 days to Christmas. It is basically trying to get Christmas light switch-ons for the team although I seem to remember Scott Mills doing something similar last year. Chris said Darius and Ainslie Harriott have switched on the Leeds Christmas lights but he hasn’t. Chris said he should switch them on with Mel B and did a great Bo Selecta impression of her. He wants to do the lights in Leeds, Aled in Aberystwyth, Rachel in Kidderminster and Dave elsewhere in the UK, although Dave said he’d be willing to fly back to Hong Kong if the demand is high. Chris said it was a good idea for councils to book now though as they’ll be more expensive next year. There was response from Croydon, Colchester, Weymouth and Kidderminster - although they said Rachel can do it if she brings her own as they don’t normally have Xmas lights. Dave said he had some spare in his loft if she wanted them.
Chris also had a fantastic (mainly down to his impressions) story in the first link of today's show. The other morning Jon Culshaw had taken Chris for a cup of coffee (and possibly a big chocolate muffin) at Starbucks, to celebrate Chris’s news. Chris said he soon spotted a pepperami photographer in a van nearby though looking for a decent shot. About 30 minutes went by and Chris said the most interesting thing that had happened was him answering a call from Rachel. Then a bunch of school kids turned up. Chris said that to him all school kids in London are like mini-Ms Dynamites and Ali G’s in their big hoodies and jackets, going around saying ‘Aww my god man innit - that Geography last night was well ard wurn it’ ‘aiii’. Chris said these kids saw the photographer, Chris and Jon - and one of them marched out across the road with his collar up Eric Cantona stylee to tell the photographer ‘Leave the guys alone. We don’t like the press’. Chris said one came over to ask Culshaw to sign their Maths book. Another one also wanted an autograph and told Jon to rip a page out of the book. Jon said he couldn’t rip a page out of his Maths book but this kid said ‘it’s alright as I don’t do maths anyway’. Chris said after all this the kids (remember target audience and up at breakfast time) gave the photographer his money shot by just saying see ya to Chris and not knowing who he was at all. Chris said it proves he's the right man for the job.
Chris played another Guess Who game with two callers, one was an actress with 34B breasts who has a starring role in Emmerdale on October 19th as shes the midwife for Terry's baby. She has 20 lines. The Guess Who was the Hamiltons.
There’s another award to add to the mantelpiece today after Chris won the award for funniest radio show at last night’s Loaded’s LAFTAS. He had a speech all prepared only to find out the awards were more like a party than a ceremony and he just had to have his picture taken and not go on a stage at all. This ruined Dave’s visual gag, as in tribute to Chris Martin from Coldplay he had written messages on his hands - but instead of ‘fair trade’ it was ‘ring mum’ and ‘feed cat’. The only problem was that Dave hadn’t written them upside down so if he had been on stage they wouldn’t have made much sense anyway. Aled had wanted Dave to write slave across his knuckles. The LAFTA was brought into the studio and Dave said thanks to the academy. Chris said they actually have 2 LAFTAS as Rachel nicked one from a table they went past and put it in her handbag. It was the LAFTA for boob of the year and it was won deservedly by Lee from Blue, because of course he’s a tit. Rachel at first wanted to keep it but it’ll be given away on air tomorrow or next week. Chris introduced Rachel to lots of famous blokes last night and said ‘let’s face it it’s the only time any men will speak to her.’ There were 10 guess who’s from last night but as all the team were there it was an afternoon of Guess Who Interactive on today’s show. George played after each news bulletin and Chris got people to call in and play as well. Peter from Fame Academy, Jordan, Dean Gaffney and John Fashanu were among those spotted. There was a weird bunch of callers for the first round of Guess Who Interactive, 2 of whom sounded on drugs and one who owns a Slough takeaway next door to one Dave used to work at.
Chris said his domestic engineer (or cleaner - whichever one you prefer) came round to his 7 bedroom mansion in Brixton this morning. Chris said he only has a cleaner for ironing as he’s a male so can’t iron. Rachel said she couldn’t iron either and Chris said he could tell by the jumper she was wearing, which made her look like an old Blue
Peter presenter. Chris asked his cleaner whether she had any problems with the press outside his house the other day. She said no and asked what they were there for. Chris said he’s been promoted and is doing the breakfast show. She said ‘What..GMTV?’ but Chris had to explain it was the Radio 1 Breakfast Show. Chris said ‘ It’s been my dream to do this since I was a miserable, bullied, picked-upon fat kid in Leeds, in trousers that came down to my ankles - with crappy hair and a geeky look. This is the greatest week of my life and she doesn't know what I do’. Dave said she was just disappointed he’s not going to be the next Eamonn Holmes. There was a huge technical * up about 5 past 4 today. Aled was the only one in the studio and was doing the segway, but managed to put on DMX (which had been played about 10 mins previously) instead of Travis. Chris had to leg it in to have a go and Aled apologised for his mistake. Today also saw the start of the new campaign ‘78 days of Christmas’ although on second count Dave said there was actually 77 not 78 days to Christmas. It is basically trying to get Christmas light switch-ons for the team although I seem to remember Scott Mills doing something similar last year. Chris said Darius and Ainslie Harriott have switched on the Leeds Christmas lights but he hasn’t. Chris said he should switch them on with Mel B and did a great Bo Selecta impression of her. He wants to do the lights in Leeds, Aled in Aberystwyth, Rachel in Kidderminster and Dave elsewhere in the UK, although Dave said he’d be willing to fly back to Hong Kong if the demand is high. Chris said it was a good idea for councils to book now though as they’ll be more expensive next year. There was response from Croydon, Colchester, Weymouth and Kidderminster - although they said Rachel can do it if she brings her own as they don’t normally have Xmas lights. Dave said he had some spare in his loft if she wanted them.
Chris also had a fantastic (mainly down to his impressions) story in the first link of today's show. The other morning Jon Culshaw had taken Chris for a cup of coffee (and possibly a big chocolate muffin) at Starbucks, to celebrate Chris’s news. Chris said he soon spotted a pepperami photographer in a van nearby though looking for a decent shot. About 30 minutes went by and Chris said the most interesting thing that had happened was him answering a call from Rachel. Then a bunch of school kids turned up. Chris said that to him all school kids in London are like mini-Ms Dynamites and Ali G’s in their big hoodies and jackets, going around saying ‘Aww my god man innit - that Geography last night was well ard wurn it’ ‘aiii’. Chris said these kids saw the photographer, Chris and Jon - and one of them marched out across the road with his collar up Eric Cantona stylee to tell the photographer ‘Leave the guys alone. We don’t like the press’. Chris said one came over to ask Culshaw to sign their Maths book. Another one also wanted an autograph and told Jon to rip a page out of the book. Jon said he couldn’t rip a page out of his Maths book but this kid said ‘it’s alright as I don’t do maths anyway’. Chris said after all this the kids (remember target audience and up at breakfast time) gave the photographer his money shot by just saying see ya to Chris and not knowing who he was at all. Chris said it proves he's the right man for the job.
Chris played another Guess Who game with two callers, one was an actress with 34B breasts who has a starring role in Emmerdale on October 19th as shes the midwife for Terry's baby. She has 20 lines. The Guess Who was the Hamiltons.
