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- Tue Aug 12, 2003 9:51 pm
#241750
First link was full of stuff about Spooks and 24, and since I watch neither, I didn’t really catch a word of it. An exciting piece of news was revealed today however, Jonathan Pearce the legendary 5 Live football commentator will be on the show every Friday. Finally there will be more than 1 footballing mind on the team.
Chris switched over to Radio 2 after the news, where Jon Culshaw was a guest on the Steve Wright show. Chris thought it was funny how when Jon’s on more up-market stations, Jon’s impressions get more exclusive. Dave said that when Jon used to be on Chris’s show he’d only do impressions of people they’d heard of, such as Frank Bruno. This was followed by the usual banter from Chris about how ‘I made you what you are today’ etc.
Foo Fighters competition again with a jumbled up track which was All My Life. Danielle won. Chris decided to pick up on Pinks bad rhyming and rubbish lyrics to Dont Let It Get Me. Chris was pissed off that his chair was squeaking so much. He found it ironic that it was a soundproof studio but they gave him a squeaky chair. Chris called Dizzee Rascal brillant. I dont think he was taking the piss either though, startingly
FA ALED
Fame Academys back, Chris is really excited, well im being sarcastic. He couldnt give a toss about it. Chris said that Carolynne was fit until he heard that she had went out with Ben from A1, Rio Ferdinand and Seth Johnson. Aled read out that Jenson Button was Louises other half although he has no clue as to who he is. You should vote off Barry from Belfast as quickly as possible, Malachi is going round BBC Northern Ireland thinking he is a big star. Lets hope his throat infection gets worse. Wouldnt it be great to have all the students having a throat infection. One can dream eh. Carrie is still wearing low cut tops but she still has a face that could make you shit yourself if you saw her in a dark alleyway. Another update on Thursday. Chris said that David Sneddon was next and played Queens of the Stone Age. Dave received a text from Adam G in Middlesborough saying Is this really David Sneddon?.
Chris asked Aled about the tape of when he was in the Fame Academy. Aled said he threw it away but Chris said that his ego wouldnt let him throw it away, the thought of him on video would make his head larger. Chris ordered him to bring it in tomorrow so they could have a good laugh. Aled asked if he could edit it but Chris said no and that they could easily detect if he did. Chris warned him if he did that he would get his mobile and ring people he doesnt want to speak to anymore.
Daves Tedious Link
Prince Raspberry Beret - Berets are a type of hat which you would associate with the French - French people like garlic and onions - Onions can be coloured white and red and in that respects it could say shares something in common with wine - Wine is made from grapes as is raisins - Raisins are a bit like sultanas - Take away the last A and you get Sultan as in Sultans of Swing which was a hit for Dire Straits - Straits as in the Straits of Gibraltar or the Menine refer to the thin strip of water - Water is what most of us are - R Kelly wants to stick his key in your ignition and get you to move like a snake y'all - Snakes give birth to their young by laying them in eggs, something it shares with both chickens, crocodiles and quails and if you remove the phonetic L sound from the word quail you get Quaye - Which links us to Finlay Quaye and Even After All
Chris switched over to Radio 2 after the news, where Jon Culshaw was a guest on the Steve Wright show. Chris thought it was funny how when Jon’s on more up-market stations, Jon’s impressions get more exclusive. Dave said that when Jon used to be on Chris’s show he’d only do impressions of people they’d heard of, such as Frank Bruno. This was followed by the usual banter from Chris about how ‘I made you what you are today’ etc.
Foo Fighters competition again with a jumbled up track which was All My Life. Danielle won. Chris decided to pick up on Pinks bad rhyming and rubbish lyrics to Dont Let It Get Me. Chris was pissed off that his chair was squeaking so much. He found it ironic that it was a soundproof studio but they gave him a squeaky chair. Chris called Dizzee Rascal brillant. I dont think he was taking the piss either though, startingly
FA ALED
Fame Academys back, Chris is really excited, well im being sarcastic. He couldnt give a toss about it. Chris said that Carolynne was fit until he heard that she had went out with Ben from A1, Rio Ferdinand and Seth Johnson. Aled read out that Jenson Button was Louises other half although he has no clue as to who he is. You should vote off Barry from Belfast as quickly as possible, Malachi is going round BBC Northern Ireland thinking he is a big star. Lets hope his throat infection gets worse. Wouldnt it be great to have all the students having a throat infection. One can dream eh. Carrie is still wearing low cut tops but she still has a face that could make you shit yourself if you saw her in a dark alleyway. Another update on Thursday. Chris said that David Sneddon was next and played Queens of the Stone Age. Dave received a text from Adam G in Middlesborough saying Is this really David Sneddon?.
Chris asked Aled about the tape of when he was in the Fame Academy. Aled said he threw it away but Chris said that his ego wouldnt let him throw it away, the thought of him on video would make his head larger. Chris ordered him to bring it in tomorrow so they could have a good laugh. Aled asked if he could edit it but Chris said no and that they could easily detect if he did. Chris warned him if he did that he would get his mobile and ring people he doesnt want to speak to anymore.
Daves Tedious Link
Prince Raspberry Beret - Berets are a type of hat which you would associate with the French - French people like garlic and onions - Onions can be coloured white and red and in that respects it could say shares something in common with wine - Wine is made from grapes as is raisins - Raisins are a bit like sultanas - Take away the last A and you get Sultan as in Sultans of Swing which was a hit for Dire Straits - Straits as in the Straits of Gibraltar or the Menine refer to the thin strip of water - Water is what most of us are - R Kelly wants to stick his key in your ignition and get you to move like a snake y'all - Snakes give birth to their young by laying them in eggs, something it shares with both chickens, crocodiles and quails and if you remove the phonetic L sound from the word quail you get Quaye - Which links us to Finlay Quaye and Even After All
