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- Thu Aug 07, 2003 5:19 pm
#241747
Chris decided to drink himself out of shock from his car crash ordeal. He stayed up to half 6 in the morning drinking. Aled had a Woo Woo night last night. The show was all over the place, but in a good way. Chris awoke today with a text message from the God that is Pat Sharp about the ordeal asking if he was fine. This brought back Funhouse memories. Chris asked for someone to send them the theme tune and someone did but it was of poor audio quality but Dave sang along to the words which he found from the Internet. Moyles got mentioned in the Sun today about the crash where they have still called a Roly Poly DJ. The only thing that had pleased him about it was that they used a recent photo and not one from 1996-98 period when it was fair to say, he was a bit obese and had tragic long hair. Georgina sounded as if she had been on the pop because she fumbled her lines twice.
Chris had 2 new jingles from some popstars to play after Girls Aloud the other day. Chris bet Dave and the newly arrived Will twenty pounds that they would laugh when they heard the jingle. If they didnt then the twenty pounds would be their. After only 2 seconds they cracked as the jingle kicked Hello this is Junior, and this is Senior. Chris played the second jingle and upped the ante to sixty each. In it the group said that Chris tasted better than cheese. Chris really wanted to play a clip to insert into their song but Will said no. Chris then sort of gave the joke away when he played the Father Jack soundclip of Arse. Arse Bandits - yes did you get it. Will morosely told Chris to go to a record quick but he refused to and said that he might be drunk but he will be sober and not ugly in the morning. Chris claimed that the Marx brothers said the line but Will said it was Winston Churchill. They decided to ring brother Kieran, who seemed to be in America and he said Churchill. Will was sent a digital photo of Pat Sharp in Magaluf. Pat texted back saying they could call him if they liked but Chris chickened out of dialling the legend.
Chris walked out during the 4:30 news bulletin to see what the weather was like outside and he said it was boiling. Will would let Chris onto the roof. Chris said it would be hotter on the roof because it was nearer to the sun. Aled got confused about this and said that you get snow at the top of mountains and it got colder the closer you get to the sun. Think the last 8 words of that sentence shows where he went wrong. Chris doesnt want a beer tonight as he walked into the studio, well not walked, more like stumbled. Chris revealed that he called Edith Bowman at 6am and she didnt take it well. Chris lied that he also called John Peel and tried to get Will to do a John Peel telephone voice which sounded more like Roger Moore. Will decided that his Denis Norden impression was better.
Chris got another text from Pat saying that the twins Melanie and Martina had contacted him and wanted to talk to Chris. Chris got an email revealing a secret about Scott Mills. Mills was in the other studio so he nodded. Thursday is usually the day that people record shows so was he recording a show for later transmission. Aled had 14 shots last night.
Chris pretended he was in Ibiza by playing the sound of the ocean. Will added some seagull sound effects that made it sound more like being live in Morcambe rather than live at Mambo. Chris suggested they just go to Ibiza and ring in at 1pm tomorrow and say they are in Ibiza and there is nothing management could do. Aled said that they would use Scott Mills or Spoony so that poo pooed that idea. Chris had a round of Advert Roulette after he played the old advert Sun Bag. The reason why it is called Roulette is that some of the 84 recorded were banned because they went past the knuckle as opposed to near the knuckle. One of the adverts banned was Wankee, todger art basically, which you can find in the Sound Vault. The ones they did play was DJ Spoony Garage CD Spoof and the out of date Live and Kicking appeal from 2000.
Chris had a new joke
Pavarotti said that he prefers performing on stage to having sex, you know why though, its hard to have sex for a tenor.
Daves Tedious Link
Zero 7 Destiny - Take away Zero and you get Seven - Seven was a film starring Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt is married to Jennifer Anniston - Jennifer Anniston is Greek - Greeks like to make yoghurt - Yoghurt can be delivered by a milkman as can bizarrly Fruit Juice - Fruit Juice comes in a carton - Add an O to Carton and you get cartoon, which is like drawings in televisual form - A form is often something that needs to be filled in as do potholes - Add an R and you get the word Potholers who are strange people who like to spend their weekends in a dark wet hole - Hole were fronted by Courtney Love - Love Is All Around - Been Around the World was a number 1 hit for Lisa Stansfield and if you go on a decade to 1999, there was a number 1 by Armand Van Helden - Which links us to Armand Van Helden featuring Dwayne Arden and You Dont Know Me.
Chris had 2 new jingles from some popstars to play after Girls Aloud the other day. Chris bet Dave and the newly arrived Will twenty pounds that they would laugh when they heard the jingle. If they didnt then the twenty pounds would be their. After only 2 seconds they cracked as the jingle kicked Hello this is Junior, and this is Senior. Chris played the second jingle and upped the ante to sixty each. In it the group said that Chris tasted better than cheese. Chris really wanted to play a clip to insert into their song but Will said no. Chris then sort of gave the joke away when he played the Father Jack soundclip of Arse. Arse Bandits - yes did you get it. Will morosely told Chris to go to a record quick but he refused to and said that he might be drunk but he will be sober and not ugly in the morning. Chris claimed that the Marx brothers said the line but Will said it was Winston Churchill. They decided to ring brother Kieran, who seemed to be in America and he said Churchill. Will was sent a digital photo of Pat Sharp in Magaluf. Pat texted back saying they could call him if they liked but Chris chickened out of dialling the legend.
Chris walked out during the 4:30 news bulletin to see what the weather was like outside and he said it was boiling. Will would let Chris onto the roof. Chris said it would be hotter on the roof because it was nearer to the sun. Aled got confused about this and said that you get snow at the top of mountains and it got colder the closer you get to the sun. Think the last 8 words of that sentence shows where he went wrong. Chris doesnt want a beer tonight as he walked into the studio, well not walked, more like stumbled. Chris revealed that he called Edith Bowman at 6am and she didnt take it well. Chris lied that he also called John Peel and tried to get Will to do a John Peel telephone voice which sounded more like Roger Moore. Will decided that his Denis Norden impression was better.
Chris got another text from Pat saying that the twins Melanie and Martina had contacted him and wanted to talk to Chris. Chris got an email revealing a secret about Scott Mills. Mills was in the other studio so he nodded. Thursday is usually the day that people record shows so was he recording a show for later transmission. Aled had 14 shots last night.
Chris pretended he was in Ibiza by playing the sound of the ocean. Will added some seagull sound effects that made it sound more like being live in Morcambe rather than live at Mambo. Chris suggested they just go to Ibiza and ring in at 1pm tomorrow and say they are in Ibiza and there is nothing management could do. Aled said that they would use Scott Mills or Spoony so that poo pooed that idea. Chris had a round of Advert Roulette after he played the old advert Sun Bag. The reason why it is called Roulette is that some of the 84 recorded were banned because they went past the knuckle as opposed to near the knuckle. One of the adverts banned was Wankee, todger art basically, which you can find in the Sound Vault. The ones they did play was DJ Spoony Garage CD Spoof and the out of date Live and Kicking appeal from 2000.
Chris had a new joke
Pavarotti said that he prefers performing on stage to having sex, you know why though, its hard to have sex for a tenor.
Daves Tedious Link
Zero 7 Destiny - Take away Zero and you get Seven - Seven was a film starring Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt is married to Jennifer Anniston - Jennifer Anniston is Greek - Greeks like to make yoghurt - Yoghurt can be delivered by a milkman as can bizarrly Fruit Juice - Fruit Juice comes in a carton - Add an O to Carton and you get cartoon, which is like drawings in televisual form - A form is often something that needs to be filled in as do potholes - Add an R and you get the word Potholers who are strange people who like to spend their weekends in a dark wet hole - Hole were fronted by Courtney Love - Love Is All Around - Been Around the World was a number 1 hit for Lisa Stansfield and if you go on a decade to 1999, there was a number 1 by Armand Van Helden - Which links us to Armand Van Helden featuring Dwayne Arden and You Dont Know Me.
