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- Mon Aug 04, 2003 9:19 pm
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Statement from the Chris Moyles show - Cameron will not be appearing on the show as Big Brother is over and his appeal is diminishing so the listeners do not care anymore really. He actually would like to come on the show but at present there is no point. However, on Wednesday the show will have as special guest former Take That member and winner of the last Celebrity Big Brother, Mark Owen, as he limbers up for the chart on Sunday and where his new single Four Minute Warning will chart. Uglybob says 8 if he is lucky.
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Chris played a clip of Girls Aloud calling him sexy, to which he was pleased as they are fit. He played their new single Life Got Cold and got loads of emails complaining about the likeness to Wonderwall, and about him playing a Girls Aloud song in general. However, because they are fit, Chris is letting them off. I'm guessing they will be guests soon then, normally he shouts abuse at them.
Chris asked people to send him webcam pictures of their boobs. As usual the men sent in their boy boobs. Chris, it is nigh impossible to get a female webcammer to get their baps out. Simon Powell sent in his baps, his bread baps, har har har. Chris got a pic from Ruth that they liked. Will promoted http://www.flashyourrack.com . Will said that someone sent in a pic saying it was them, apart from the fact at the bottom said page3.com. Chris reckoned that they might have better replies if they were to come into the studio and flash.
Chris got sent a pic of Kylies bum from the days papers and this got them on the subject of the conversation of allowing a fling with a celebrity a la the film Indecent Proposal. Dave said he would let his fiancee sleep with Robbie Williams and this got them into thinking which 3 celebs they would put down on their wish list. Dave chose three Australians namely Kylie, Natalie Imbruglia and Holly Valance. Will liked Kate Humble who presents the holiday and nature programmes and called Carol Smilie Vintage Bintage. He also added the girl from Spooks, I think he meant Keeley Hawes. Chris started saying June Whitfield or Gloria Hunniford whilst Dave said Rula Lenska. Chris said that Dave fiancee would chose Robbie, Charlie from Busted and Dave added that her lass also like Tim Wheeler from Ash. Chris refused to list the three as it meant he can cheat 3 times. Will said Chris wasnt allowed to put random lapdancers name down. Chris picked Christina Aguilera because she's a mucky lass. I think she looks like a she-male.
Chris played Robbie and Angels live at Knebworth last night. Chris made special t-shirts for Knebworth with Dave, Will and Aleds names on the back. It said Chris Moyles : The We Didnt Meet Robbie Tour 2003 : We came, We saw, He kicked us out. Chris pogoed to Kids launching off the shoulders of Will and old Producer Ben.
Tomorrow is the final of the Sextathlon. They even have a trophy engraved for the winner. They got it from the shows budget. Will cannot win it because he is so far behind. Chris only can win if he finishes first and Aled last. The final event was announced as trampolining. Will asked if he could pull a sickie bearing in mind he cant win. Chris said no. Chris played the Rocky Theme as the bed. Chris finally turned Will into himself as Will said they could have naked listeners trampolining tomorrow. Chris said all Will needs now is a black mac. Kate from the Dave Pearce show wore a skirt for the first time in Chris history.
Daves Tedious Link
Robbie Millennium - Robbie Williams has just played Knebworth as has Queen - Queens frontman was the late great Freddie Mercury - Freddie was a famous moustached man much like Tom Selleck (how many times has Sellecks name been mentioned on a link?) - Tom Selleck was Magnum which is also the name of an Ice Cream treat - Treat her like a Lady was a 1999 hit for Celine Dion - Celine is a Canadian signer as is Avril Lavigne - Lavigne has many of the same letters as Lasagne - Lasagne was the favourite food of Garfield - Gafields mate was Odie - If you replace the O of odie with an A you get Adie as in Kate Adie, the famous BBC war correspondent - Kate Adie is a strong woman in the mental sense unlike Fatima Whitbread who is a strong lady in the physical sense - Sense rhymes with Fence which is what seperates one garden from another - One to Another was a big hit for the Charlatans - The Charlatans are a 5 piece and interestingly so are the Barenaked Ladies - Which links us to Barenaked Ladies and One Week
NO REVIEW FROM SIDLA
Chris played a clip of Girls Aloud calling him sexy, to which he was pleased as they are fit. He played their new single Life Got Cold and got loads of emails complaining about the likeness to Wonderwall, and about him playing a Girls Aloud song in general. However, because they are fit, Chris is letting them off. I'm guessing they will be guests soon then, normally he shouts abuse at them.
Chris asked people to send him webcam pictures of their boobs. As usual the men sent in their boy boobs. Chris, it is nigh impossible to get a female webcammer to get their baps out. Simon Powell sent in his baps, his bread baps, har har har. Chris got a pic from Ruth that they liked. Will promoted http://www.flashyourrack.com . Will said that someone sent in a pic saying it was them, apart from the fact at the bottom said page3.com. Chris reckoned that they might have better replies if they were to come into the studio and flash.
Chris got sent a pic of Kylies bum from the days papers and this got them on the subject of the conversation of allowing a fling with a celebrity a la the film Indecent Proposal. Dave said he would let his fiancee sleep with Robbie Williams and this got them into thinking which 3 celebs they would put down on their wish list. Dave chose three Australians namely Kylie, Natalie Imbruglia and Holly Valance. Will liked Kate Humble who presents the holiday and nature programmes and called Carol Smilie Vintage Bintage. He also added the girl from Spooks, I think he meant Keeley Hawes. Chris started saying June Whitfield or Gloria Hunniford whilst Dave said Rula Lenska. Chris said that Dave fiancee would chose Robbie, Charlie from Busted and Dave added that her lass also like Tim Wheeler from Ash. Chris refused to list the three as it meant he can cheat 3 times. Will said Chris wasnt allowed to put random lapdancers name down. Chris picked Christina Aguilera because she's a mucky lass. I think she looks like a she-male.
Chris played Robbie and Angels live at Knebworth last night. Chris made special t-shirts for Knebworth with Dave, Will and Aleds names on the back. It said Chris Moyles : The We Didnt Meet Robbie Tour 2003 : We came, We saw, He kicked us out. Chris pogoed to Kids launching off the shoulders of Will and old Producer Ben.
Tomorrow is the final of the Sextathlon. They even have a trophy engraved for the winner. They got it from the shows budget. Will cannot win it because he is so far behind. Chris only can win if he finishes first and Aled last. The final event was announced as trampolining. Will asked if he could pull a sickie bearing in mind he cant win. Chris said no. Chris played the Rocky Theme as the bed. Chris finally turned Will into himself as Will said they could have naked listeners trampolining tomorrow. Chris said all Will needs now is a black mac. Kate from the Dave Pearce show wore a skirt for the first time in Chris history.
Daves Tedious Link
Robbie Millennium - Robbie Williams has just played Knebworth as has Queen - Queens frontman was the late great Freddie Mercury - Freddie was a famous moustached man much like Tom Selleck (how many times has Sellecks name been mentioned on a link?) - Tom Selleck was Magnum which is also the name of an Ice Cream treat - Treat her like a Lady was a 1999 hit for Celine Dion - Celine is a Canadian signer as is Avril Lavigne - Lavigne has many of the same letters as Lasagne - Lasagne was the favourite food of Garfield - Gafields mate was Odie - If you replace the O of odie with an A you get Adie as in Kate Adie, the famous BBC war correspondent - Kate Adie is a strong woman in the mental sense unlike Fatima Whitbread who is a strong lady in the physical sense - Sense rhymes with Fence which is what seperates one garden from another - One to Another was a big hit for the Charlatans - The Charlatans are a 5 piece and interestingly so are the Barenaked Ladies - Which links us to Barenaked Ladies and One Week
