The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Benny Benassi - Satisfaction, (DJ Sammy Clip/Daniel Bedingfield laughing about being on the show on Wednesday/Huey Lewis sting) 2. Kylie Minogue - Cant Get You Outta My Head, 3. The Thrills - Big Sur, 4. Misteeq - Scandalous, NEWS, 5. Beyonce - Crazy in Love, 6. Goldfrapp - Strict Machine, 7. Foo Fighters - Low, (Peels Fox Ecstasy), 8. Coldplay - God Put A Smile On Your Face, 9. Shakedown - At Night, 10. Jay Z - Frontin', 11. Some Green Day wannabes - Swing Swing, 12. Kosheen - All In My Mind, NEWS, 13. Jason Nevin/Holly James - Im in Heaven, 14. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Universally Speaking, 15. Jamieson - True, NEWS, 16. Stereophonics - Maybe Tommorow, 17. Jennifer Lopez - Play, 18. Misteeq - Cant Get It Back, 19. Kym Marsh - Come On Over, 20. Edie Brickell - What I Am, 21. Robbie Williams - Something Beautiful
(new bed used for last 2 days can be found on Snatch, its track one on the soundtrack. The tune is called Diamond and the artist is Klint)

Weird start to the show as a clip was played with a schoolmaster asking the children if they wanted them to be taught English. Chris tried to imitate Daniel Bedingfields beat box mix. Will had a brand new skill that he would perform later in the show, its not producing. Will is actually learning to play the guitar. Chris rehashed the whole conversation about the VIP area of One Big Sunday in the first link. Will managed to muck up the whole script as he spelt Misteeq wrong, plus he wrote in Busted at the end to completely confuse the situation.
Radio 1 had gone Big Brother crazy and had given the staff a reward room. It used to be the run of the mill smoking room but now theres a bar, a comfy sofa, some nice chairs and an XBox. It is decorated in fake Chinese Wallpaper. Will said it looked like Del Boys flat. Dave decided to call it Kitsch. Chris called out to the staff members of Radio 1 to enter a competition to win free ice creams. Dave called it Stars in Their Ices. Aled called it as an Office War. The office had to come up with a talent they possessed and something that they will feel would improve the show.
Annie, from the Zane Lowe Show, sent in a complaint saying she was offended by Chris impression of the Thrills as she came from the same place as them and she can pronounce her H's. Some of the girls said that they would flash them their breasts to get the Ice Cream. The girls in Marketing said they would all flash. Dave said that would earn them a Choc Ice to share. Will said that Andy Parfitt was in a band, when he said band he spoke as if he had just went through puberty. James in Marketing said he could do a good Elvis impression. Will complained that Chris called them Magnum Ice Creams as it was a trademark name. Dominic said he would be on all week but his wife had went into labour so deputising was Kevin, king of the ad libbers. Jonny Massey is filling in tommorrow.
G1 had assembled in the studio, the popularist section, Sara Cox, Jo Whiley and Dave Pearce crew. They had See You Jimmy hats and fake boobs. Chris asked Dave to name all of them and he couldnt. Chris could only name 4 of them. Anna, producer of Dave Pearce show, wanted to sing along to Benny Benassi. Dave said they included the words Dripping and Oral Satisfaction.
John Peel joined the show, yes you read that right, John Peel joined the show. Chris played the Grange Hill theme to take the pee after the debacle from last week. John said that he was waiting for the footie season to start. He impersonated a female fox at the point of ecstasy. The two said that they went to the pub together and settled their differences. Andy Parfitt wanted to do Yoga for the radio. The team agreed that it was pointless.
Mickey from Newsbeat joined the fray and did a 10 second jingle. It was awful. Chris wanted to wrap it up. Aled asked for one more group of people. Clare, Nicola and Jessica from the Live Unit decided to sing Christina Aguilera, Pink and Lil Kim accapella version of Lady Marmalade. The plan was to give John Peel the Ice Creams but the Live Unit had some talent between them.
Chris trailed the Reload subject for Dave Pearces show which was about Gareth Gates admitting to having sex with Jordan whilst she was pregnant. Gareth, your 15 minutes of fame are up, now go away. Dave said that they should play The Stutter Rap by Morris Major and The Minors and Chris said S-S-Sudio by Genesis.

RESULTS OF THE ICE CREAM GIVEAWAY
Newsbeat - 1%
Mainstream Office - 2%
Peel Specialist - 38%
Live Unit - 59%
The Live Unit have taken the entire box up to their office, the greedy pigs.

Viaduct
Line 1 - Abby
Line 2 - Darren said Oh Shit

1. How do you pronounce KNOCKERS?
2. The letter on a womans bra refers to her what size?
1. Aled will be reporting from this place, initials FA?
2. If Chris lives at Chris house, where does Aled live?
1. There is where we play badminton and also where you can have a good meal and do whatever you feel?
2. Spoony is a self appointed leader of what?
1. Complete this line Something like Sunday Morning?
2. Whats the plural for slapper?
1. Cheryl Tweedy is in a band called what?
2. They are the musical idols of our Producer Will and will be with us this week?
1. Kelly Jones is the lead singer of which band?
2. Former Notts Forest and West Ham defender, Stuart who?
1. Famous * duo, Somebody and Dave?
2. How do you pronoubce CHAOS?
1. What do you get when you put together the words Grey and Head?
2. Which member of the team is learning the Guitar?
1. Who has admitted to bedding Jordan?

BB ALED - DAY 54 - 10 Days to go
Nominations this week
1. Cameron 11/2
2. Nush 1/10
Jon said that someone who voted for Nush will not win the prize. Ray thinks that Jon will pick someone to leave next week. Ray is a very paranoid person with a short fuse. Chris said that Ray is too peeved off. New task back and the housemates have to sing an opera. Chris doesnt know if he wants to do Fame Academy Aled or not. I say, dont. Everybody said Nush to go because Chris said she is blind if she cant figure out Scott fancies her like mad.

DAVES TEDIOUS LINK
Oasis Acquiesce - Oasis contain two brothers in their group as does the group the Black Crowes - Black Crowes are fronted by Chris Robinson - Chris Robinson is married to Kate Hudson - Kate Hudsons mother is Goldie Hawn - Goldie Hawn is married to Kurt Russell - Kurt Russell starred alongside Sylvester Stallone in Tango and Cash - Stallone also appeared in Stop Or My Mom will Shoot with his mother being played by the old one out of the Golden Girls - Golden Girls was set in Miami as was the hit 80's show Miami Vice - Miami Vice starred Don Johnson - Don Johnson shares the same surname as Jilly Johnson who was known as one of the first Sun Page 3 girls - The Page 3 girls are photographed by a bloke called Beverly - Beverley (not in Humberside) is a town in Humberside - Humberside gets its name from the River Humber as does the Humber Bridge - Bridge as in Wayne Bridge plays for Southampton - Southampton is the town that brought us Craig David - Craig David probably has met Emma Bunton - Emma Buntons first solo single was a cover version collaboration with Tin Tin Out called What I Am - Which links us to

Fame Academy
Chris took the piss out of Fame Academy saying that it had created stars out of Richard Park and that woman with the red hair with the lovely knockers. Fame Academy is Back. Have You Got What It Takes... Chris added to that line ... to sit through the series. Dave added the sting line Never Stop and added Watching at the end of it. Aled is doing a diary for the One Music section on the website. Aled went to a barbecue at the house last night where he met Park and Kielty.

NEWSBEAT MISTAKE NUMBER 3
Lisa goes on the Internet 45 hours a night