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- Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:09 pm
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Old Style Full Review by Uglybob (we get two days off as Bank Holidays here, thats why)
1. Eminem - Business, 2. IIO - Rapture, 3. Longview - Further, 4. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go, 5. Kosheen - All In My Head, NEWS, 6. Stereophonics - Maybe Tommorrow, 7. Lisa Maffia - In Love, (lisa interview part 1) 8. Joe Budden - Pump It Up, (lisa interview part 2), 9. Pink feat. William Orbit - Feel Good Time, 10. Busted - What I Go To School For, 11. Kings Of Leon - Mollys Chambers, 12. Javine - Real Things, NEWS, 13. Nickelback - How You Remind Me, 14. Benny Benassi - Satisfaction, 15. R Kelly - Snake, 16. t.A.t.U - All The Things She Said, NEWS, 17. Beyonce - Crazy In Love, 18. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky, 19. Kelly Rowland - Train On A Track, 20. Oasis - Acquiesce, 21. Busted - You Said No, 22. Athlete - Westside
Daniel Bedingfield opened up the show with a mock beat box rap that was pants and Chris took the mickey out of it saying hes the best rapper in the world. Phew what a scorcher, well in England it is, here we got thunder and its mildly dull. Chris didnt want to be there and would much rather be in the Big Brother garden.
Will was back on the show after a working holiday renovating steam engines in Wales. Chris and Dave put on their geekchat voices. Lisa was trailed as being on the show later. Aled met her at the press conference on Friday. Aled didnt get to say much at the conference because some person from Big Brother was a bit flippant and he only got to ask two questions. Chris hoped that she had calmed down from Friday. As you may already know, Jon was voted back into the house and Chris just hoped he doesnt blow his popularity because if he keeps trying to turn people against Cameron, he will not get the same reaction from when he first left the house.
Chris went for a run with trainer Scott today and lasted for 74 minutes. He cancelled out this good run by having a Rosemary and Lamb pie, Chris had his shorts and sandals on and wanted to play Sunshine Shiela Sunny Selection again. He said he looked like a religious guy in his sandals. Will went out to chat to Lisa, as if her life wasnt bad enough, she now had Will chatting her up. The Air Conditioner was finally working in the studio.
Chris was pleased that Dominic Byrne was on the show all week. He had been sidelined to doing showbiz reports. Dave watched Popworld the other day with Lisa Maffia and Chris didnt think they still showed it. Chris had a row with Will over the Special Enclosure at One Big Sunday. Will said that Chris described it wrongly and drew a diagram for Chris which Chris said exactly what he drew.
Dominic - Ive just seen Lisa from Big Brother!
Chris - Shes on our show in about 2 records.
Dominic - Yeah, shes a beauty.
Chris - Do you think so?
Dominic - No!
Chris guffaws - Ohhh you cant say that.
Dominic - In a personality sense of the way, yes.
Chris - But your a married man, your not allowed to find any other women attractive.
Dominic - I dont.
Chris - Is that what you meant?
Dominic - Yes.
Chris - Ok, very well saved.
Chris couldnt believe the story last week about Stephen Hawking being at Stringfellows. The Satisfaction track made him think about it. Will showed Chris a picture of it. Chris reckoned that he had a special Lamacq button on his machine so he could say Luvvly Knockers. Chris took the pee out Dominic saying that he got a job because he beat Sybil Ruscoe at Poker. David Garido said he slept with Jonny Saunders to get his job. Chris used a new bed for the show which can be found on the Snatch soundtrack.
LISA INTERVIEW NUGGETS
Lives outside Cardiff, staying in London for a while.
The two fingers phrase was meant in jest and was waiting for a joke in return but didnt get one.
Chris tried to get Dave in trouble by saying that he was saying hurtful things.
Chris asked why she cried on Friday. She said she didnt want to leave.
She wanted to go on the second Big Brother but at that time she wasnt really ready and she was working. She went on the website of Big Brother and applied for the application form. The physcologists said at the start that she was a strong personality but she would be voted out in the first week. They said that every year a blonde female was voted out first. They put her on standby instead. The producer rang 2 days before she actually went into the house.
Chris didnt understand why Lisa was very critical of the other housemates. He said that she seemed angry and a bit bitter. She said she got on great on a one to one basis with Scott and Nush. Will panicked because they were overrunning because she was talking too long and too much. She said the housemates were low on conversation and were boring. She hated Ray and Steph for their back stabbing. She said she isnt pyschic, Chris called her more of a pyscho. She got a bit riled up by Chris questioning. She believed that if she was in from the start, she would still be in the house. My answer to that is simple : BALLS.
Post Interview Analysis - Emails and Texts said they hated her. Dave couldnt read any of them out. They all said she was a loud mouth arrogant cow to put it in the nicest way possible. He didnt want to make her cry but it wouldve made great radio. Lisa was the longest interview they have had with all of the housemates. Chris usually has the analysis off air but they were pushed for time. A lot of the emailers said that it was enough they could stomach of her and were relieved when she went. Will went in at the start and she said to him See, I dont look like a man.
Viaduct : The Revenge
Line 1 - Abby, 17, Apprentice Hairdresser.
Line 2 - Darren, Lincoln, puts up billboards, he did put up Live With Chris Moyles ones, been to see ladyboys.
1. How do you pronounce Button?
2. Kat Slater is going out with this person in Eastenders, somebody Moon?
1. You probably find these on the high street, Something and Spencer?
2. Whats the plural of skid?
1. Girls wear knickers and boys wear what?
2. Complete this phrase A Leopard never changes its _____?
1. This is what grows on your chin when your an adolescent boy?
2. What do you get when you put the word Blazin and Squad together?
1. Complete the title of this film ___ Knobs and Broomsticks?
2. Marti Pellow was the lead singer of Wet Wet what?
1. What do you get when you put together the words Duncan and Goodhew?
2. In the world of Sinead O' Connor song, what compares to you?
1. The Highway Code teaches you to go on green lights and to stop at?
2. Whats the plural of hooker?
1. In the world of British cuisine, what are bangers?
2. According to press reports, these are being barbecued by Asylum Seekers?
1. This is a famous Disney Tale, 101 What?
2. You serve this with custard, Spotted What?
1. This person rejoined the team today Will Kinder, also known as what Head?
BOTH BACK TOMMORROW
BB ALED
82% Voted out Lisa. The highest vote so far on the show. Jon is back in but he cant win the show. He doesnt believe that Cameron is what he says he is and is not as naive. Camerons face dropped when he saw Jon walk in. Lisa was second though to get in.
Sissy 3%, Justine 4%, Fed 8.5%, Gos 10%, Lisa 12.5%, Jon 62%
It was Bingo night on both Saturday and Sunday. Jon complained that there wasnt 90 balls in the machine. Ray won and decided to take Cameron in, until they found out it was a female lurve room. They stayed all night though. A tabloid used a megaphone to shout Nush, you have been dumped. Ray has sussed that Jon cant win. Jon read the laminate and ended saying that he cant be nominated out of the house. Aled is going into the Fame Academy on Wednesday night along with 9 tabloid journalists. Chris has decided to get Will Mellor on the phone to give him some tips on Tuesday. On Thursday, he will deliver his Big Brother report from Fame Academy in a very strange period of events.
Daves Tedious Link
Happiness Pizzaman - A pizzaman usually rides a moped and has l plates - L Plates are also worn by women at hen nights - Hen nights might also include strippers - Strippers rhymes with kippers - Kippers are actually smoked herring - Herring and Lee are better known as Lee&Herring, a double act in the same mould as Hale and Pace - Hale and Pace did a record called the Stonk which was a number 1 and appalling but justified for the fact that the proceeds went to Comic Relief - Comic Relief is symbolised by a Red Nose, much like George Best - George Best has apparantly fallen off the wagon - If you reverse the word wagon and take the first three letters , you get nog which when joined by the word Egg gives you a yuletide beverage - The word beverage shares many of the same letters as the word average - Average White Band had a hit with Pick Up The Pieces - Picking up the pieces is exactly what Man City fans are doing as their beloved Maine Road is being knocked down and they are moving to a new stadium which has had donations from Noel and Liam Gallagher who are keen on making an acquiesce-tion - Which links us to Oasis and Acquiesce
GUEST NEWS
WEDNESDAY - DANIEL BEDINGFIELD
THURSDAY - ATHLETE
FRIDAY - BUSTED
ALL IN THE LIVE LOUNGE ON THE SHOW.
1. Eminem - Business, 2. IIO - Rapture, 3. Longview - Further, 4. Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go, 5. Kosheen - All In My Head, NEWS, 6. Stereophonics - Maybe Tommorrow, 7. Lisa Maffia - In Love, (lisa interview part 1) 8. Joe Budden - Pump It Up, (lisa interview part 2), 9. Pink feat. William Orbit - Feel Good Time, 10. Busted - What I Go To School For, 11. Kings Of Leon - Mollys Chambers, 12. Javine - Real Things, NEWS, 13. Nickelback - How You Remind Me, 14. Benny Benassi - Satisfaction, 15. R Kelly - Snake, 16. t.A.t.U - All The Things She Said, NEWS, 17. Beyonce - Crazy In Love, 18. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky, 19. Kelly Rowland - Train On A Track, 20. Oasis - Acquiesce, 21. Busted - You Said No, 22. Athlete - Westside
Daniel Bedingfield opened up the show with a mock beat box rap that was pants and Chris took the mickey out of it saying hes the best rapper in the world. Phew what a scorcher, well in England it is, here we got thunder and its mildly dull. Chris didnt want to be there and would much rather be in the Big Brother garden.
Will was back on the show after a working holiday renovating steam engines in Wales. Chris and Dave put on their geekchat voices. Lisa was trailed as being on the show later. Aled met her at the press conference on Friday. Aled didnt get to say much at the conference because some person from Big Brother was a bit flippant and he only got to ask two questions. Chris hoped that she had calmed down from Friday. As you may already know, Jon was voted back into the house and Chris just hoped he doesnt blow his popularity because if he keeps trying to turn people against Cameron, he will not get the same reaction from when he first left the house.
Chris went for a run with trainer Scott today and lasted for 74 minutes. He cancelled out this good run by having a Rosemary and Lamb pie, Chris had his shorts and sandals on and wanted to play Sunshine Shiela Sunny Selection again. He said he looked like a religious guy in his sandals. Will went out to chat to Lisa, as if her life wasnt bad enough, she now had Will chatting her up. The Air Conditioner was finally working in the studio.
Chris was pleased that Dominic Byrne was on the show all week. He had been sidelined to doing showbiz reports. Dave watched Popworld the other day with Lisa Maffia and Chris didnt think they still showed it. Chris had a row with Will over the Special Enclosure at One Big Sunday. Will said that Chris described it wrongly and drew a diagram for Chris which Chris said exactly what he drew.
Dominic - Ive just seen Lisa from Big Brother!
Chris - Shes on our show in about 2 records.
Dominic - Yeah, shes a beauty.
Chris - Do you think so?
Dominic - No!
Chris guffaws - Ohhh you cant say that.
Dominic - In a personality sense of the way, yes.
Chris - But your a married man, your not allowed to find any other women attractive.
Dominic - I dont.
Chris - Is that what you meant?
Dominic - Yes.
Chris - Ok, very well saved.
Chris couldnt believe the story last week about Stephen Hawking being at Stringfellows. The Satisfaction track made him think about it. Will showed Chris a picture of it. Chris reckoned that he had a special Lamacq button on his machine so he could say Luvvly Knockers. Chris took the pee out Dominic saying that he got a job because he beat Sybil Ruscoe at Poker. David Garido said he slept with Jonny Saunders to get his job. Chris used a new bed for the show which can be found on the Snatch soundtrack.
LISA INTERVIEW NUGGETS
Lives outside Cardiff, staying in London for a while.
The two fingers phrase was meant in jest and was waiting for a joke in return but didnt get one.
Chris tried to get Dave in trouble by saying that he was saying hurtful things.
Chris asked why she cried on Friday. She said she didnt want to leave.
She wanted to go on the second Big Brother but at that time she wasnt really ready and she was working. She went on the website of Big Brother and applied for the application form. The physcologists said at the start that she was a strong personality but she would be voted out in the first week. They said that every year a blonde female was voted out first. They put her on standby instead. The producer rang 2 days before she actually went into the house.
Chris didnt understand why Lisa was very critical of the other housemates. He said that she seemed angry and a bit bitter. She said she got on great on a one to one basis with Scott and Nush. Will panicked because they were overrunning because she was talking too long and too much. She said the housemates were low on conversation and were boring. She hated Ray and Steph for their back stabbing. She said she isnt pyschic, Chris called her more of a pyscho. She got a bit riled up by Chris questioning. She believed that if she was in from the start, she would still be in the house. My answer to that is simple : BALLS.
Post Interview Analysis - Emails and Texts said they hated her. Dave couldnt read any of them out. They all said she was a loud mouth arrogant cow to put it in the nicest way possible. He didnt want to make her cry but it wouldve made great radio. Lisa was the longest interview they have had with all of the housemates. Chris usually has the analysis off air but they were pushed for time. A lot of the emailers said that it was enough they could stomach of her and were relieved when she went. Will went in at the start and she said to him See, I dont look like a man.
Viaduct : The Revenge
Line 1 - Abby, 17, Apprentice Hairdresser.
Line 2 - Darren, Lincoln, puts up billboards, he did put up Live With Chris Moyles ones, been to see ladyboys.
1. How do you pronounce Button?
2. Kat Slater is going out with this person in Eastenders, somebody Moon?
1. You probably find these on the high street, Something and Spencer?
2. Whats the plural of skid?
1. Girls wear knickers and boys wear what?
2. Complete this phrase A Leopard never changes its _____?
1. This is what grows on your chin when your an adolescent boy?
2. What do you get when you put the word Blazin and Squad together?
1. Complete the title of this film ___ Knobs and Broomsticks?
2. Marti Pellow was the lead singer of Wet Wet what?
1. What do you get when you put together the words Duncan and Goodhew?
2. In the world of Sinead O' Connor song, what compares to you?
1. The Highway Code teaches you to go on green lights and to stop at?
2. Whats the plural of hooker?
1. In the world of British cuisine, what are bangers?
2. According to press reports, these are being barbecued by Asylum Seekers?
1. This is a famous Disney Tale, 101 What?
2. You serve this with custard, Spotted What?
1. This person rejoined the team today Will Kinder, also known as what Head?
BOTH BACK TOMMORROW
BB ALED
82% Voted out Lisa. The highest vote so far on the show. Jon is back in but he cant win the show. He doesnt believe that Cameron is what he says he is and is not as naive. Camerons face dropped when he saw Jon walk in. Lisa was second though to get in.
Sissy 3%, Justine 4%, Fed 8.5%, Gos 10%, Lisa 12.5%, Jon 62%
It was Bingo night on both Saturday and Sunday. Jon complained that there wasnt 90 balls in the machine. Ray won and decided to take Cameron in, until they found out it was a female lurve room. They stayed all night though. A tabloid used a megaphone to shout Nush, you have been dumped. Ray has sussed that Jon cant win. Jon read the laminate and ended saying that he cant be nominated out of the house. Aled is going into the Fame Academy on Wednesday night along with 9 tabloid journalists. Chris has decided to get Will Mellor on the phone to give him some tips on Tuesday. On Thursday, he will deliver his Big Brother report from Fame Academy in a very strange period of events.
Daves Tedious Link
Happiness Pizzaman - A pizzaman usually rides a moped and has l plates - L Plates are also worn by women at hen nights - Hen nights might also include strippers - Strippers rhymes with kippers - Kippers are actually smoked herring - Herring and Lee are better known as Lee&Herring, a double act in the same mould as Hale and Pace - Hale and Pace did a record called the Stonk which was a number 1 and appalling but justified for the fact that the proceeds went to Comic Relief - Comic Relief is symbolised by a Red Nose, much like George Best - George Best has apparantly fallen off the wagon - If you reverse the word wagon and take the first three letters , you get nog which when joined by the word Egg gives you a yuletide beverage - The word beverage shares many of the same letters as the word average - Average White Band had a hit with Pick Up The Pieces - Picking up the pieces is exactly what Man City fans are doing as their beloved Maine Road is being knocked down and they are moving to a new stadium which has had donations from Noel and Liam Gallagher who are keen on making an acquiesce-tion - Which links us to Oasis and Acquiesce
GUEST NEWS
WEDNESDAY - DANIEL BEDINGFIELD
THURSDAY - ATHLETE
FRIDAY - BUSTED
ALL IN THE LIVE LOUNGE ON THE SHOW.
