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- Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:52 pm
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Thursday 10th July 2003 (Sidla/Sam/Bob)
Chris is unsure whether or not to get Big Brother’s Lisa on the show, because he doesn’t like her. He admitted it would be great to listen to, but he’d be too afraid to interview her. Chris said he’s never got anyone on the show he doesn’t like, and he’d have to try very hard not to insult her. Dave and Aled insisted that he had to get her on, because all of the others have been on. It’s week 2 of the weeks sextathlon of events, and after Dave did really well at badminton, he’s also proving to be the best football player by far. The event involved dribbling around cones, then kicking the ball into a box.
Will was replaced with Elle this week. She was quite an impressive replacement and Wills decision to skip this week appeared to be a wise one. Dave was predictably impressive, and Scott joked that it was probably only a matter of time before he got called up by Chelsea. Aled got 2 points, Elle came 3rd with 4 points, Chris got 6 points and Dave got the maximum 10 points. This means after 2 weeks the scores are as follows:
Dave 20
Chris and Will 10
Aled 4.
Today’s Guest was the one and only (well there couldn’t be two of them) Avid Merron. Naturally he swore within the first 5 minutes. The taxi took him to the wrong BBC, but he said it wasn’t Chris’s fault, it was the fault of the Bo Selecta production team. He asked to take a picture of Chris in his natural work place, as he was on Big Brother’s Little Brother and they wouldn’t let him take any photos. Chris gave him a drumstick lolly which he was delighted with, he said he’s not going to eat it but get Chris to sign it and frame it. Chris also had another present for Avid, a recorded message from Edith Bowman. He said she is beautiful, and that it had made his day. Avid’s met Craig David and worried that Craig would beat him up, so he pretended he was reporting for heat and asked him lots of serious journalistic questions. Honest.
Avid Day
He does not reveal what celebrities he hates. Most of them look at him funny. I wonder why. He really likes Boyonce and gave her some chocolates. He would like to kiss her thighs. Avid gave Chris a coathanger that has touched David Sneddons keyhole. Avid would also like to stick his finger in Denise Van Outens ring, for marriage. Avid is a lover not a fighter. Avid wanted to know if he likes to bite the pillow but Chris said he has a girlfriend. Avid wanted Chris to tell Sophie I Love You. Avid guaranteed a fangita for tonight. Chris said that her cooking is like the woman from Butterflies. Avid got confused and thought he was talking about The Good Life. Avid asked if she was the one always having an affair and called her a filthy slut. There will probably be complaints but I just warn people not to or Ill get Avid round to spread his sex wee all over your face.
Chris played Guess Who on the phone. Avid guessed instantly it was Craig from Big Brother but Chris said no and prolonged the agony. Chris was scared because Avid kept saying Fuh and Buh instead of * and Bastard.
BB Aled
The new phrase for Avid is Two Fingers and he tried to sound like Chris by putting on a low voice saying 24/7 radio station, in the nation... in the world. Chris said that he finally decided that he wont have Lisa on the show on Monday because of all the nasty stuff they have said about her.
There was another game of Spin the Bottle last night. Some of the stuff Avid was coming out with is ripe for a sound vault file.
Avid - Did they have sex?
Aled - They had no sex.
Avid - If you have sex you get five hundred thousand pounds.
Chris - But they dont know that though.
Avid - This is Big Brother 4, they know everything. If I was in that house, I would wake up in the morning, smash the place up, get back into bed, do a poo on the floor and come back out and say Look what Big Brother is doing to us, theyre trying to turn us against each other. I would have sex with any of them to get the money.
Aled - Nush was getting jealous over Steph and Scott kissing and then as part of a dare, Lisa poured some beer over Rays leg and licked it up. All very rude. Then basically they got into a fight. Lisa said she was a strong independent woman...
Avid - Two fingers.
Chris laughs
Aled - ... being very cruel to her in the house. They all told her what they thought of her and what was going wrong. They kissed and made up at the end of the night.
Avid - I dont know why but this sounds rude
Chris - Dont say it
Avid - No, its not rude, it just sound rude, two fingers.
Chris - Well, yes, I know
Avid - I know she can kill people with 2 fingers. I dont know, maybe she electric that comes out (makes shock noises).
Chris - She opens your eyes so you have to look at her ugly face.
Avid - Ohhh, when she will come out, she will kill you with her two fingers.
Aled - Im sure she has nice qualities
Chris - Im sure she has nice qualities, im sure she could find them.
Avid - Two Fingers (soundpak editors, this is a clean one)
Aled - The campaign to save Lisa is going very well. Sara Cox is behind it, Jo Whiley is behind it and Scott Mills is behind us (nice thought). Avid, do you think she should stay in the house?
Avid - Two fingers
Aled - Does that mean a yes
Avid - Two...
Chris - Yes, Yes, that means a yes
Aled - If you want to get Steph out then call the number
Avid - I like Steph though
Chris - Yeah but Lisa has to stay
Avid - I know, to make the programme provocative. Everybody always votes out the characters. Like Anoushka, she should have stayed, we can see her wobbling around with her big boobies.
The number to vote Steph out is 09011 214411
Daves Tedious Link
Placebo Nancy Boy - The first time Dave saw Placebo was at Manchester Apollo, coincidently the same place he saw Supergrass for the first time - Supergrass are from Oxford as are Radiohead - Radioheads frontman is Thom Yorke - Thom Yorke has a wonky eye as does Gabrielle - Gabrielle is famous for wearing a patch, much like a pirate - Pirates are famous for sailing on the seven seas - Sailing on the Seven Seas was a hit for OMD in 1991 - OMD were fronted by Andy McCloskey - Andy shares his surname with Mrs McCloskey from fictional childrens show Grange Hill - Todd Carty started in Grange Hill as Tucker, more recently he was in Eastenders but now he has joined the Bill - Bill Beaumont used to be a team captain on Question Of Sport alongside Ian Botham - Ian Botham was famous for having long hair in the 80's as did Chris Waddle - Waddle is something that ducks do - Ducks have feathers as do flamingoes - Flamingoes featured on the opening credits of Miami Vice, the show that is the inspiration for Tony Byrnes choice of clothing - Tony Byrne shares his surname with David Byrne - Before David Byrne collaborated with Xpress 2 on Lazy, he was lead singer of the band Talking Heads - Which links us to Talking Heads and She Was.
Chris is unsure whether or not to get Big Brother’s Lisa on the show, because he doesn’t like her. He admitted it would be great to listen to, but he’d be too afraid to interview her. Chris said he’s never got anyone on the show he doesn’t like, and he’d have to try very hard not to insult her. Dave and Aled insisted that he had to get her on, because all of the others have been on. It’s week 2 of the weeks sextathlon of events, and after Dave did really well at badminton, he’s also proving to be the best football player by far. The event involved dribbling around cones, then kicking the ball into a box.
Will was replaced with Elle this week. She was quite an impressive replacement and Wills decision to skip this week appeared to be a wise one. Dave was predictably impressive, and Scott joked that it was probably only a matter of time before he got called up by Chelsea. Aled got 2 points, Elle came 3rd with 4 points, Chris got 6 points and Dave got the maximum 10 points. This means after 2 weeks the scores are as follows:
Dave 20
Chris and Will 10
Aled 4.
Today’s Guest was the one and only (well there couldn’t be two of them) Avid Merron. Naturally he swore within the first 5 minutes. The taxi took him to the wrong BBC, but he said it wasn’t Chris’s fault, it was the fault of the Bo Selecta production team. He asked to take a picture of Chris in his natural work place, as he was on Big Brother’s Little Brother and they wouldn’t let him take any photos. Chris gave him a drumstick lolly which he was delighted with, he said he’s not going to eat it but get Chris to sign it and frame it. Chris also had another present for Avid, a recorded message from Edith Bowman. He said she is beautiful, and that it had made his day. Avid’s met Craig David and worried that Craig would beat him up, so he pretended he was reporting for heat and asked him lots of serious journalistic questions. Honest.
Avid Day
He does not reveal what celebrities he hates. Most of them look at him funny. I wonder why. He really likes Boyonce and gave her some chocolates. He would like to kiss her thighs. Avid gave Chris a coathanger that has touched David Sneddons keyhole. Avid would also like to stick his finger in Denise Van Outens ring, for marriage. Avid is a lover not a fighter. Avid wanted to know if he likes to bite the pillow but Chris said he has a girlfriend. Avid wanted Chris to tell Sophie I Love You. Avid guaranteed a fangita for tonight. Chris said that her cooking is like the woman from Butterflies. Avid got confused and thought he was talking about The Good Life. Avid asked if she was the one always having an affair and called her a filthy slut. There will probably be complaints but I just warn people not to or Ill get Avid round to spread his sex wee all over your face.
Chris played Guess Who on the phone. Avid guessed instantly it was Craig from Big Brother but Chris said no and prolonged the agony. Chris was scared because Avid kept saying Fuh and Buh instead of * and Bastard.
BB Aled
The new phrase for Avid is Two Fingers and he tried to sound like Chris by putting on a low voice saying 24/7 radio station, in the nation... in the world. Chris said that he finally decided that he wont have Lisa on the show on Monday because of all the nasty stuff they have said about her.
There was another game of Spin the Bottle last night. Some of the stuff Avid was coming out with is ripe for a sound vault file.
Avid - Did they have sex?
Aled - They had no sex.
Avid - If you have sex you get five hundred thousand pounds.
Chris - But they dont know that though.
Avid - This is Big Brother 4, they know everything. If I was in that house, I would wake up in the morning, smash the place up, get back into bed, do a poo on the floor and come back out and say Look what Big Brother is doing to us, theyre trying to turn us against each other. I would have sex with any of them to get the money.
Aled - Nush was getting jealous over Steph and Scott kissing and then as part of a dare, Lisa poured some beer over Rays leg and licked it up. All very rude. Then basically they got into a fight. Lisa said she was a strong independent woman...
Avid - Two fingers.
Chris laughs
Aled - ... being very cruel to her in the house. They all told her what they thought of her and what was going wrong. They kissed and made up at the end of the night.
Avid - I dont know why but this sounds rude
Chris - Dont say it
Avid - No, its not rude, it just sound rude, two fingers.
Chris - Well, yes, I know
Avid - I know she can kill people with 2 fingers. I dont know, maybe she electric that comes out (makes shock noises).
Chris - She opens your eyes so you have to look at her ugly face.
Avid - Ohhh, when she will come out, she will kill you with her two fingers.
Aled - Im sure she has nice qualities
Chris - Im sure she has nice qualities, im sure she could find them.
Avid - Two Fingers (soundpak editors, this is a clean one)
Aled - The campaign to save Lisa is going very well. Sara Cox is behind it, Jo Whiley is behind it and Scott Mills is behind us (nice thought). Avid, do you think she should stay in the house?
Avid - Two fingers
Aled - Does that mean a yes
Avid - Two...
Chris - Yes, Yes, that means a yes
Aled - If you want to get Steph out then call the number
Avid - I like Steph though
Chris - Yeah but Lisa has to stay
Avid - I know, to make the programme provocative. Everybody always votes out the characters. Like Anoushka, she should have stayed, we can see her wobbling around with her big boobies.
The number to vote Steph out is 09011 214411
Daves Tedious Link
Placebo Nancy Boy - The first time Dave saw Placebo was at Manchester Apollo, coincidently the same place he saw Supergrass for the first time - Supergrass are from Oxford as are Radiohead - Radioheads frontman is Thom Yorke - Thom Yorke has a wonky eye as does Gabrielle - Gabrielle is famous for wearing a patch, much like a pirate - Pirates are famous for sailing on the seven seas - Sailing on the Seven Seas was a hit for OMD in 1991 - OMD were fronted by Andy McCloskey - Andy shares his surname with Mrs McCloskey from fictional childrens show Grange Hill - Todd Carty started in Grange Hill as Tucker, more recently he was in Eastenders but now he has joined the Bill - Bill Beaumont used to be a team captain on Question Of Sport alongside Ian Botham - Ian Botham was famous for having long hair in the 80's as did Chris Waddle - Waddle is something that ducks do - Ducks have feathers as do flamingoes - Flamingoes featured on the opening credits of Miami Vice, the show that is the inspiration for Tony Byrnes choice of clothing - Tony Byrne shares his surname with David Byrne - Before David Byrne collaborated with Xpress 2 on Lazy, he was lead singer of the band Talking Heads - Which links us to Talking Heads and She Was.
