[Chris]

Chris has been booted out of his regular studio and he had to broadcast from studio 2 where all the microphones are knackered. To overcome this problem the team were all speaking on the phone for the first link. Although this was slightly surreal it was also very funny.
Big Blubber 3 – The Final Push: Aled did well on Tuesday and turned up in his lucky Matrix T-shirt, but his dribbling was poor. Aled performed poorly in the gym and did nothing more than a girly jog.
Dave worked very hard in the park this week and played very well at football. Dave also did well in the gym and spent at least 10 minutes on the exercise bike.
Will’s performance this week was generally substandard. In the gym his work was minimal. Scott said he needs to work hard to get back into form.
Chris was being a bully in the park and was picking on Will. In the gym Chris put in a remarkable performance and spent a lot of time with the weights.
Dave won the licky-licky for good all round performance this week. As from next week the team are going to be competing against each other. They will be marked on their performance; the winner
receiving 8 points, the loser 2 points. There will be 6 different sports and after that there will be an outright winner. My money is on Chris to somehow cheat and win. Chris and the team are going to Executive Producer Fergus Dudley house for a meal.
Chris linked up to Colin and Edith on their Hitchhikers Ride to Glastonbury, Colin managed to lose his switch card and £350 in one of the cars. Colin forgot to get the phone number of the driver but Edith managed to get it. By the way Colin said Ballybeen Jeans, Ballybeen is a bit of a rough area in Northern Ireland and he is using it as a Irish/* slang. The Audio Bully's picked them up in a tinted windows

Viaduct : The Revenge : Ming It and Bling It Special Final
Line 1 Ted
Line 2 Jennifer

1. Which band certainly wont be headlining the Pyramid stage at Glastonbury, BLU-?
2. Whats the plural of tosspot?
1. What do you get if you put together the words Royal and Ascot?
2. Colin and Edith are desperate to spend the weekend up to their arses in mud in a smelly field but where?
1. Who is currently number 11 with Growing on Me
2. Alex Ferguson manages which team?
Ted won but didnt know Jennifers answer either, the answer being the Darkness.

BB Aled
Dull day, no surprises there then. BBC Staff want Tania out with 44% of the vote.
There was a satellite link up to both houses so they could see each other. Gaetano has left his house today and so has Cameron in Africa.
2 women have been very very friendly with the African girls. They asked to come to bed but he politely refused. Chris is worrried that Tania wont come on the show but Dave said that the beauty is that they dont hear them slagging them off because they are in the house.

Daves Tedious Link
Travis and Turn - If you add the word over to the word turn you get Turnover, which is a type of pastry sweet most commonly made with apples - Apple has a core as does the planet earth - Planet Earth was the debut hit by Duran Duran - Duran Duran took their name from the classic 1968 film Barbarella - Barbarella shares many of the same letters as Umbrella - Umbrellas are used to protect you from the rain as does a Mac - The plural of mac is macs - Max was the name of the gravelly voiced butler in Hart to Hart which starred Robert Wagner and Stephanie Powers - Stephanie Powers shares her surname with Austin Powers - Mike Myers plays Austin Powers - Mike Myers was born in Liverpool as was Wayne Rooney - Wayne Rooney is God and God is just one of the few names that have three letters, another one being Kim - Which links us to Kim Syms and Too Blind to See It.