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Chris, in preparation for Jon Tickle sent Aled to find audio from the Mr. Men. The audio is of Arthur Lowe doing the
narrative of Mr. Tickle and his extraordinarily long arms and a funny tin whistle type sound effect portraying the noise that is made when Mr. Tickle puts his arms to use. Needless to say Chris spent ages playing about with his
new sound effects and plastered them all over the following records.
Chris said that had he been here last week he’d have over-ridden Aled’s orders to vote Jon out. People told Chris that they can’t believe Jon’s out, but when Chris asked them if they’d voted they said they hadn’t. Jon said he is very nervous, but he was even more nervous with Davina. Dave said he didn’t seem very nervous with Davina. Chris told Jon that the most recent nominees are Nush Steph and Tania. Jon said he hasn’t seen very much of the show since he’s been voted out so he doesn’t really see the house as the public do. Chris told Jon how it was very entertaining to watch him with all his boring conversations and Star Wars stories. Jon said he only told Star Wars
stories because that was the only thing he could really tell a good story about.
Chris asked Jon about the incident with Ray in the girls bedroom. Jon said the only reason he made the comment he did is because Ray had already done the same thing 3 or 4 times before and the girls had told him to stop. Jon felt that Ray was trying to intimidate the girls and that it had gone to far. At the end of the interview Chris said he hadn’t covered half of what he wanted too, so he promised to get Jon back onto the show at a later date.
Chris went to see Jonathon Wilkes in The Rocky Horror Picture Show last night, which made Aled unwisely call him camp. So Chris attacked him, saying how camp am I now Aled, eh, eh?. Another round of screaming from Aled, very funny! Chris said actually he's never felt so hetro in his life, as everybody seeing the Rocky Horror Show normally dresses up, and as he wasn't at all he stood out completely. When Jonathon came on stage he was shocked at the way he looked, turned to Sophie to comment on it and she replied Yeah, great legs.

Viaduct - Oh dear
Thicko Arwen obviously never had heard of the quiz before she rang up. She just wanted to blag tickets to Glastonbury. She had no clue and was swiftly cut off but not before Chris laid into her in his classic style. Teddy boy gets through to Wednesday without even having to answer a question.

BB Aled
Housemates Up For Eviction are Steph, Nush and Tania. Tania is out.
New weekly task is that they have 10 questions about themselves. They have to memorize the others answers. Housemates have decided to be 95% on Gae's advice.
No chickens in the coop as they are ill. Gae is in trouble because he called Tania a pig because she eats a lot of food. She had a rant last night saying she didnt need to be there.

Ray got a formal warning. The reasons were
1. Roudy in a residential area.
2. Cheeky in the diary room.
3. Getting in the swimming pool under the influence of too much alcohol.
Big Brother Africa is on at 9:30pm on E4

Daves Tedious Link
U2 Where The Streets Have No Name - U2 have a guitarist called The Edge which is also the name of a pizza - Pizza comes from Italy as did Mussolini - Mussolini was a famous dictator as is Saddam Hussein - Saddam Hussein is famous for his moustache as was Mark Lawrenson before he shaved it off - People who shave are called shavers - Shavers rhymes with ravers - Ravers like to blow whistles as do referees - Referees wear black as do nuns - Nuns wear habits - Habits rhymes with Rabbits - Rabbits live in Warrens - Warren Barton played for Derby - Derby are known as the Rams - Rams have horns as do Viking Helmets - Vikings were from Scandanavia which is a place made up of Denmark, Sweden and Norway - The closest English city to Norway is Newcastle Upon Tyne and once when Dave and Chris were in a hotel room in Newcastle, they stumbled upon Beverley Knight in the same hotel - Which links us to Beverly Knight and Made It Back '99

* They met her while Chris was filming Apocolypse Tube which he was hosting with Donna Air at the end of 1999.

Daves Guess Who was Dane Bowers, ex Another Level singer, ex Solo Artist, ex boyfriend of Jordan, currently AWOL.