chrismoyles.net
- Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:07 pm
#241705
Chris went for a yesterday evening and afterwards he went for a drink with Jon Culshaw for his birthday. Dave and Will were too busy working last night to make it. Jon thought it was a disgrace that 2 of his good friends couldn’t take the evening off to have a drink with him. Chris was trying to get Dave to reveal the names of people he’d invited to his wedding but Dave was refusing to comment. Chris told Dave he should have invited Radio 1 top DJs such as Pete Tong and Judge Jules for cheap evening entertainment. Dave thought this was a very good idea, he hadn’t thought of it.
Today’s guest was Anouska. Chris said he thought she was the first person out because she was so rowdy the previous Friday evening. Anouska said she was obsessed with the second series of Big Brother and has been trying ever since then to get onto the show. Chris tried to ask her about the selection process, but she told him she’s not really allowed to say very much about the wholething. Anouska said she wasn’t allowed to tell anyone she was going
into the house. She quit her job and told her colleagues she had a new job in Manchester and was moving away. Chris also asked Anouska about her relationship status. She said she didn’t have a boyfriend before she went into
the house, but she has now. Finally, Chris told Anouska to scratch her nose on BBLB tonight, just for the benefit of Chris Moyles listeners. She said she would.
The team talked about the various types of Big Brother fans. There are the Aled type obsessives, who live, eat and breathe and eat around the housemates. Then there are the people like Dave who like Big Brother and know what’s going on, but probably only watch a couple a week and never do the obsessed fan thing of waiting for the housemates to go to bed before they do. Then there is the other type, the people who secretly love it but think it’s not cool to admit it, so pretend they don’t watch and hate the whole idea, when secretly they are as hooked as the rest of us. Chris says it likes being back at school, it’s ridiculous, if you like it just say so. Top Heavy Teachers looks like being a new feature. At 5:20 Will decided to strangle another tune singing Tomorrow from Annie.
Viaduct - Vicky 23 year old Teacher with a pert butt VS Matthew Leeds Student
1. This Radio 1 Breakfast Show Host is currently on leave, Sara Who?
2. Snow White used to hang out with 7 whats?
3. Complete the name of this recent jungle celebrity Anthony ______ Thompson?
4. Who is the chef in the Big Brother house?
5. What is the plural of the word Tub?
6. Complete the name of this raccoon hat wearing character _______ Crockett?
7. Who would have been on after us at 6pm if it wasnt Emma B filling in?
8. Complete the name of this double act _____ and Scratchy?
9. What is the plural of crab?
10. Complete the name of this REM tearjerker ---------- Hurts?
11. Colin and Edith are currently deputising for who at the moment?
12. If a lovely pair of coconuts are lovely coconuts, what would you call a lovely pair of knockers?
13. What do you get if you put the words Steve and Lamacq together?
Matthew obviously never listens to Radio 1 as he got every Radio 1 question wrong.
BB ALED
Nomination exclusive up for the vote is - Jon and Justine for public vote. Fighting - Steph and Justine bitching about Federico and they think Jon is a freak. They agree that Cameron is a gentleman. Jon thinks that he is more intelligent than Big Brother.
Daves Tedious Link
Presidents of the USA Peaches - (lyrics) Peaches come from a Can, they were put there by a man from a factory downtown - Downtown was a bit hit for Petula Clark - She shares one of her names with Clark Kent - Kent is the home of Cantebury Cathedral and confusingly Leeds Castle - Castles have moats - Moats rhymes with stoats which are a type of weasel/ rat dog related to the weasel family - Weasels without the W is easels which is what a painter leans his canvas on - If you take the first three letters of Canvas and add to it the name of the most common UK snake then you would get Canada - Canada are famous for their geese - Geese like to live near water as do anglers - If you take away the S and switch the L and E, you get Angels which was a big hit for Robbie Williams - Robbie Williams was a member of hugely successful boyband Take That who announced their split in 1996 with the release of the Bee Gees cover How Deep Is Your Love however in my opinion they should have ended with their vastly superior penultimate single - Which links us to Take That and Never Forget
Today’s guest was Anouska. Chris said he thought she was the first person out because she was so rowdy the previous Friday evening. Anouska said she was obsessed with the second series of Big Brother and has been trying ever since then to get onto the show. Chris tried to ask her about the selection process, but she told him she’s not really allowed to say very much about the wholething. Anouska said she wasn’t allowed to tell anyone she was going
into the house. She quit her job and told her colleagues she had a new job in Manchester and was moving away. Chris also asked Anouska about her relationship status. She said she didn’t have a boyfriend before she went into
the house, but she has now. Finally, Chris told Anouska to scratch her nose on BBLB tonight, just for the benefit of Chris Moyles listeners. She said she would.
The team talked about the various types of Big Brother fans. There are the Aled type obsessives, who live, eat and breathe and eat around the housemates. Then there are the people like Dave who like Big Brother and know what’s going on, but probably only watch a couple a week and never do the obsessed fan thing of waiting for the housemates to go to bed before they do. Then there is the other type, the people who secretly love it but think it’s not cool to admit it, so pretend they don’t watch and hate the whole idea, when secretly they are as hooked as the rest of us. Chris says it likes being back at school, it’s ridiculous, if you like it just say so. Top Heavy Teachers looks like being a new feature. At 5:20 Will decided to strangle another tune singing Tomorrow from Annie.
Viaduct - Vicky 23 year old Teacher with a pert butt VS Matthew Leeds Student
1. This Radio 1 Breakfast Show Host is currently on leave, Sara Who?
2. Snow White used to hang out with 7 whats?
3. Complete the name of this recent jungle celebrity Anthony ______ Thompson?
4. Who is the chef in the Big Brother house?
5. What is the plural of the word Tub?
6. Complete the name of this raccoon hat wearing character _______ Crockett?
7. Who would have been on after us at 6pm if it wasnt Emma B filling in?
8. Complete the name of this double act _____ and Scratchy?
9. What is the plural of crab?
10. Complete the name of this REM tearjerker ---------- Hurts?
11. Colin and Edith are currently deputising for who at the moment?
12. If a lovely pair of coconuts are lovely coconuts, what would you call a lovely pair of knockers?
13. What do you get if you put the words Steve and Lamacq together?
Matthew obviously never listens to Radio 1 as he got every Radio 1 question wrong.
BB ALED
Nomination exclusive up for the vote is - Jon and Justine for public vote. Fighting - Steph and Justine bitching about Federico and they think Jon is a freak. They agree that Cameron is a gentleman. Jon thinks that he is more intelligent than Big Brother.
Daves Tedious Link
Presidents of the USA Peaches - (lyrics) Peaches come from a Can, they were put there by a man from a factory downtown - Downtown was a bit hit for Petula Clark - She shares one of her names with Clark Kent - Kent is the home of Cantebury Cathedral and confusingly Leeds Castle - Castles have moats - Moats rhymes with stoats which are a type of weasel/ rat dog related to the weasel family - Weasels without the W is easels which is what a painter leans his canvas on - If you take the first three letters of Canvas and add to it the name of the most common UK snake then you would get Canada - Canada are famous for their geese - Geese like to live near water as do anglers - If you take away the S and switch the L and E, you get Angels which was a big hit for Robbie Williams - Robbie Williams was a member of hugely successful boyband Take That who announced their split in 1996 with the release of the Bee Gees cover How Deep Is Your Love however in my opinion they should have ended with their vastly superior penultimate single - Which links us to Take That and Never Forget
