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- Wed May 28, 2003 7:42 pm
#241701
Chris was annoyed because Radio 1 has not allowed the team to stay at Leeds for the weekend when they’re supposed to be doing the show from there. Will said they would stay anyway, and he would pay out of his own pocket, but the bosses told Will that they couldn’t do that either because the train tickets were only day return.
Chris was reading Victoria Newton’s Bizarre column in today’s Sun. He thought the story about Bin Laden’s niece launching a pop career was very funny and commented ‘New entry at number 115, Bin Laden!’
Chris also noticed that page 3 goofy face Leilani is to feature in the new Carry On film, Carry On London. Chris said that he wanted to be in it, but Will warned him against it because Carry On Columbus was rubbish.
Chris requested that if any local ice cream suppliers were listening they should pop some round to the studio because it’s such a glorious day. Within half an hour the team had received 10 small pots of ice cream. Each of the team members had one each, and they held a competition with all the rest of the Radio 1 staff to guess the size of Chris’s feet to win the rest of the ice cream. It was won by Scottie, who correctly guessed that Chris’s feet are size 9.
Chris can’t believe that it’s the middle of the year already. Chris and Dave discussed this for a while until Will interrupted with “You know, imagine..”
Chris and Dave: [singing] “Imagine all the people”
Will - Yes, but imagine there is a big pond full of good links and ideas…
Chris - That’s a crap lyric, no-one would sing that
Dave [singing] “Imagine theres a big pond, full of ducks and ideas”
Will - Yeah, and we’re sat on the edge fishing for ideas, and currently we ain’t caught nothing
Dave - Are you allowed to go fishing for ducks?
Will - No Dave, but you are allowed to go fishing for great ideas
Chris had a go at Colin Murray again, threatening to completely drink him under the table at Leeds next weekend. Colin apparently confessed to Chris the other day that he can’t take his drink at all, so Chris plans to humiliate him.
Will - Can Edith take her drink?
Chris - Edith? Oh Yeah
Dave - Hollow legs
Will - Hollow knockers [pause] I dunno why I said that
Chris - What? What is wrong with you today? Go home and we’ll get a poodle to produce the show
Dave - Hollow knockers
Chris - Don’t keep repeating it!
Viaduct was played again with Chris and Sophie (not the famous pairing) and they battled to another draw so they will be back on tomorrow. Chris commented on Dave using the What does a man keep in his toolbox yet again in the quiz bearing in mind that he used that on the first ever Viaduct and every one since then it seems. Chris is peeved that Mel C didnt come on the show and Will commented that the new song sounds a bit like a Phil Collins record. I think the one hes thinking of is Something happened on the Way To Heaven. Chris commented on the Phil Collins record at 27 in the charts with Bone Thugs and Harmony. Chris featured in the Daily Star today in his trunks.
BB ALED
Jon is still boring and has asked Big Brother if they could just keep all the people in and just ask for a public vote at the end of the 9 nines. He had been talking about Star Trek too and Cameron managed to fall asleep. They have failed there Pedalo task with it being Federico's fault as he got off the pedalo to get some gum. That means that they have only 57 pounds to share between 11 people. Steph was married to a First Division footballer. It was her 28th birthday so the rest of the BB Team went into the Diary Room and asked for ingredients for Chocolate Fudge Cake as a surprise. Gos told Anoushka that she was his type of girl but Anoushka brushed him aside saying that he wasnt her type. Bets on first sex in the house is that Tania and Federico at 5/2. 100/1 is for Gos to shag one of the chickens.
Daves Tedious Links
Jamiroquai Space Cowboy - Jamiroquai should not be mistaken for Bridge On The River Kwai which was a film starring Alec Guinness - Guinness comes from Dublin as does Samantha Mumba - Mumba rhymes with Lumber which is a term for the lower region of the back - Back to the Future was a trilogy of film starring Michael J Fox - Michael J Fox also starred in the film Teen Wolf - The plural of Wolf is Wolves - Wolves, newly promoted, play their games at Moulinex - Moulinex is a French word as are Poulet and Bibliotheque - Bibliotheque has the same ending as the word Discotheque which is a formal name for a disco or formal gathering such as Homelands - Homelands takes place in Hampshire as does the Farnborough Air Show - If you remove the O sound for Airshow you would get Ayrshire which is a county in Scotland - Scotland embarrasingly could only muster a pathetic 1-1 draw against minnows New Zealand which simply wasnt good enough - Which links us to Dodgy and Good Enough
Chris was reading Victoria Newton’s Bizarre column in today’s Sun. He thought the story about Bin Laden’s niece launching a pop career was very funny and commented ‘New entry at number 115, Bin Laden!’
Chris also noticed that page 3 goofy face Leilani is to feature in the new Carry On film, Carry On London. Chris said that he wanted to be in it, but Will warned him against it because Carry On Columbus was rubbish.
Chris requested that if any local ice cream suppliers were listening they should pop some round to the studio because it’s such a glorious day. Within half an hour the team had received 10 small pots of ice cream. Each of the team members had one each, and they held a competition with all the rest of the Radio 1 staff to guess the size of Chris’s feet to win the rest of the ice cream. It was won by Scottie, who correctly guessed that Chris’s feet are size 9.
Chris can’t believe that it’s the middle of the year already. Chris and Dave discussed this for a while until Will interrupted with “You know, imagine..”
Chris and Dave: [singing] “Imagine all the people”
Will - Yes, but imagine there is a big pond full of good links and ideas…
Chris - That’s a crap lyric, no-one would sing that
Dave [singing] “Imagine theres a big pond, full of ducks and ideas”
Will - Yeah, and we’re sat on the edge fishing for ideas, and currently we ain’t caught nothing
Dave - Are you allowed to go fishing for ducks?
Will - No Dave, but you are allowed to go fishing for great ideas
Chris had a go at Colin Murray again, threatening to completely drink him under the table at Leeds next weekend. Colin apparently confessed to Chris the other day that he can’t take his drink at all, so Chris plans to humiliate him.
Will - Can Edith take her drink?
Chris - Edith? Oh Yeah
Dave - Hollow legs
Will - Hollow knockers [pause] I dunno why I said that
Chris - What? What is wrong with you today? Go home and we’ll get a poodle to produce the show
Dave - Hollow knockers
Chris - Don’t keep repeating it!
Viaduct was played again with Chris and Sophie (not the famous pairing) and they battled to another draw so they will be back on tomorrow. Chris commented on Dave using the What does a man keep in his toolbox yet again in the quiz bearing in mind that he used that on the first ever Viaduct and every one since then it seems. Chris is peeved that Mel C didnt come on the show and Will commented that the new song sounds a bit like a Phil Collins record. I think the one hes thinking of is Something happened on the Way To Heaven. Chris commented on the Phil Collins record at 27 in the charts with Bone Thugs and Harmony. Chris featured in the Daily Star today in his trunks.
BB ALED
Jon is still boring and has asked Big Brother if they could just keep all the people in and just ask for a public vote at the end of the 9 nines. He had been talking about Star Trek too and Cameron managed to fall asleep. They have failed there Pedalo task with it being Federico's fault as he got off the pedalo to get some gum. That means that they have only 57 pounds to share between 11 people. Steph was married to a First Division footballer. It was her 28th birthday so the rest of the BB Team went into the Diary Room and asked for ingredients for Chocolate Fudge Cake as a surprise. Gos told Anoushka that she was his type of girl but Anoushka brushed him aside saying that he wasnt her type. Bets on first sex in the house is that Tania and Federico at 5/2. 100/1 is for Gos to shag one of the chickens.
Daves Tedious Links
Jamiroquai Space Cowboy - Jamiroquai should not be mistaken for Bridge On The River Kwai which was a film starring Alec Guinness - Guinness comes from Dublin as does Samantha Mumba - Mumba rhymes with Lumber which is a term for the lower region of the back - Back to the Future was a trilogy of film starring Michael J Fox - Michael J Fox also starred in the film Teen Wolf - The plural of Wolf is Wolves - Wolves, newly promoted, play their games at Moulinex - Moulinex is a French word as are Poulet and Bibliotheque - Bibliotheque has the same ending as the word Discotheque which is a formal name for a disco or formal gathering such as Homelands - Homelands takes place in Hampshire as does the Farnborough Air Show - If you remove the O sound for Airshow you would get Ayrshire which is a county in Scotland - Scotland embarrasingly could only muster a pathetic 1-1 draw against minnows New Zealand which simply wasnt good enough - Which links us to Dodgy and Good Enough
