The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Chris didn't want to look at the front page of The Sun today in case they were right about the new Big Brother contestants. Aled rang the Big Brother press office to try and find out if the pictures really are the new contestants and they gave Aled a categorical 'no'. The Sun also bought out a later afternoon edition with no mention of their earlier 'exclusive'. Chris was watching 'Celebrity Five Go Dating' last night which featured PJ and Spencer. Chris said he used to be big friends with Spencer along with the usual 'I made him what he is'. He said the only former BB contestants who have ever kept in touch with him were the 2 contestants that nobody else liked - Stuart and Dean, but now they're too busy with their 'Tea Bag Bin' to call him. Chris asked for former contestants to contact him and the first was none other than the aformentioned Stuart. Will asked him if he would come along to their show on Friday for Chris's Big Brother launch special. I'm not sure if it's definite, but Will spoke as though both Stuart and Dean will be attending. Chris also got a text from Kate Lawler, saying I still love you Chris but he couldn't
confirm whether or not it was actually from her.
Aled loves Big Brother so much he gets excited just hearing the music. Dave admits he likes it but doesn’t get obsessed with it like Chris and Aled, he just watches it when his girlfriend is. We believe you Dave.
Another of Aled’s obsessions is The Matrix. He’s brought tickets for a showing tonight just after the premiere. Chris revealed he got offered tickets to the premiere but didn’t reply. Aled said he’d do anything if he could use the tickets and go, so the team made a plee to the promotion team to ring up and say Aled could have the tickets. Chris and Will didn't hold much hope though, its hardly like The Matrix needs the plugging from the show.
Chris talked about Ashley Hamilton, best buddy of Robbie and whose song Wimmin is co-written with Mr Williams. Chris said that he didnt look the Robbie friend type and said that he has all the hallmarks of his dad, George Hamilton, having a plastic face presumably. Personally when I first saw the video, I mistook him for the 32 year old Scunthorpe guy who was Fame Academy, think his name was Nigel.
Viaduct was drawn again so the terrible voiced duo are back tomorrow. Chris wanted to know the whereabouts of Robbie Williams. Chris is still off the booze. Chris and Dave lamented Sara Cox for her old skool dance anthems , saying that she has just basically nicked Daves Tedious Links great songs.
Aled was refused entry to the Matrix premiere in place of Chris but the man on the other end was a mard arse and said no. Chris suggested they phone him up and say his name on air but didnt. Chris suggested they get people to sabotage the Matrix event. A drunk Jingle Justin joined the team on the phone, well he hasnt slept for 2 days and has difficulty walking. He actually got to Seville. Justin was offered a ticket but he had to sit in the Porto end so he declined. Chris rang the events line and was shocked to find that he was only mentioned once right nearly at the end after Bobby Friction. Chris accused Dave of scoffing 9 Jaffa Cakes. Dave said he had 6 and that Exhibit A, Rhys Hughes, Former Producer in the other room, took the others. Rhys doesnt even like Jaffa Cakes. Chris forced Dave to eat the last Jaffa Cake only to be told afterwards that Chris had already slipped it in his mouth.

Daves Tedious Link
East 17 Deep = Deep of the bottom of the ocean is where lobsters live = Lobsters have sharp fingers as did Edward Scissorhands = Edward Scissorhands shares his christian name with Edward Woodward who was the Equalizer = Equalizer sounds a bit like AquaLisa who Dave thought made water coolers = Kula Shaker were a mid nineties band fronted by Crispin Mills = Crispin Mills shares his surname with Scott Good Morning Mills = Good Morning was hosted by John Leslie = John Leslie shares one of his names with Lesley Joseph who played Dorien in Birds Of A Feather = Feathers are found on the outside of birds and on the inside of pillows = Pillow sounds a bit like Pilau which is a type of rice - Rice rhymes with mice and if you ran a cheese processing plant and mice got into the cheese you would probably be forced to give it away = Which Links us to Give It Away and Give It Away

* John Leslie used to host This Morning, not Good Morning
* Lobsters dont have fingers, they have pincers
* You wouldnt give it away, you would throw it away
* Aqualisa dont make Water Coolers, they make showers