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Will was back on the show. It was revealed that he was actually away on a TV directing course. He was a newcomer to TV directing and he was on the course with other directing giants such as the director of Playschool and the director of Watchdog. Will proceeded to give the team some hints on TV directing. Some of the key words were 'cue', 'go', 'cut' and 'mix'. Dave commented that it would be very complicated if you had to 'go the Go Gos'!
Friday's competition winner came on the phone. Chris said that he's pleased that Liverpool won, otherwise it would have been pointless winning the competition. Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank scored an own goal at the weekend, and Chris
said it was a cracking goal. He said that you never see spectacular own goals.
Chris was out on Friday with (some random people by the sounds of things) Jingle Justin, Jingle Dan, and Tony Byrne. Jingle Justin ended up slumped in the doorway at the end of the night, and in Chris's words Tony Byrne was bouncing off the walls. Chris was playing some of his 'polyphonic' ringtones. Chris said as well as having in-built
ringtones you can also download ringtones. He said it was a total waste of time because they sound nothing like the real song. He played Eminem's Without Me which sounded very funny, but not very much like the song. He also played 'Marching On Together' which had a really funny ending. During the next link he played Feel by Robbie Williams which sounded absolutely nothing like the real thing. Chris paid £2.50 for it!
Chris talks about the fact that because Mel C’s single only got to number 7 she may be dropped from her record label. He thinks its stupid, a top ten hit is a top ten hit. The team all take it in turns reading the top ten The Official Top 40 styley. And they naturally all screw it up.
Aled was in the Wales On Sunday. His ego will go to sky high when he is now Wales 28th Most Eligible Bachelor. Surely that should be ineligible, considering that Colin Jackson was above him. Theres a reason why Colin Jackson is single...
Derren Brown, the mind reading scary bloke, will be the guest tomorrow after 4. Will had the unfortunate task of having to sit through Boys and Girls which he started as saying wasnt bad, then it came out what he really thought after a whinge that it was a total and utter shambles of a show. Chris said that he missed the show. I saw about 10 minutes on E4. I couldnt stomach anymore, I had seen enough quite honestly. The ratings also show that people switched off as well. Only 900,000 viewers tuned in to watch Vernon Kaye amble about, Channel 5 got exactly double for their drama CSI.
Dave said that he watched Celebrity Driving School with Paul O'Grady and was mightily impressed that he crashed the car and he hadnt even got out of the drive. Will hated Jade Goody because she was on Driving School and Boys and Girls. Will for some reason was taking pictures of his arm pretending to be a bum. Chris also took pictures of his real arse during the weekend and can make it wiggle on the screen. 5 words Too Much Time On Hands.
Its time for more Clocks Interpretations
1. Tony James - Coldplay VS U2 Pride
2. Peach Media in Chesterfield - Drum N Bass Re-lick with Barking dogs
3. Dave in Basingstoke - Cold As Ice VS Clocks

Dave went through all the guff about the Comic Relief Football trip. If you really want to know about it, go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/saracox/dia ... _sat.shtml

Daves Tedious Link
Blockstar - Take away the L and you get Boxstar which is make of Porsche - Porsche is from Germany as is Heidi Klum - Klum rhymes with Plum as in Plum Sauce - Plum Sauce usually gets served with Crispy Duck - Ducks like Bread - Bread can be crusty as can Students - Students drink cider - Cider is made by Woodpecker - Woodpecker is a type of bird as is a thrush - Thrush rhymes with Rush as in Rush Rush which was a hit by Paula Abdul in 1991 - Paula Abdul is from America as is ... Beastie Boys - Which links us to Beastie Boys and Fight For Your Right To Party

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