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- Mon Dec 02, 2002 6:48 pm
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2. Linkin Park-In The End 3. Eric Surman feat. Redman-React 4. Lasgo-Alone NEWS 5. Jennifer Lopez-Jenny From the Block 6. Avril Lavigne-Sk8er Boi 7. 1 True Voice-Sacred Trust 8. Jakatta/Seal-My Vision 9. David Gray-The Other Side 10. Pink-Family Portrait 11. Rui Da Silva feat Cassandra-Touch Me 12. Girls Aloud-Sound of the Underground 13. Coldplay-The Scientist 14. Divine Inspiration-Put Your Hand In My Hand (Will SportTalk) 17. S Club-Alive 18. Oasis-Stop Crying Your Heart Out (Pete Waterman) 19. Together-So Much Love To Give NEWS 20. Christina Aguilera-Dirrty 21. Strokes-Last Nite 22. Darius-Rushes 23. Milky-Just The Way You Are 24. Nirvana-Smells Like Teen Spirit 25. Love Inc-Your A Superstar 26. Holly Valance-Naughty Girl
Chris did the charts yesterday, and neither Will or Dave listened. Aled listened, but fell asleep for an hour in the middle! Chris went to the filming of a TV show last night about 50 years of the Top 40 presented by Dale Winton. Top No.1 artists such as Lamahl from Kajagoogoo, Chesney Hawkes and St.Winifred's Schoolgirl Choir were there. Chris thought it would be shown in the New Year, maybe on New Years Day.
Chris made a couple of mistakes in the top 40 yesterday, he introduced Shakira by saying it was Lasgo, but he wouldn't say what the other mistake was. He joked that he got the number 1 wrong because Daniel Beddingfield bribed him!
After playing the new 1 True Voice song they said that it sounded like one of the songs Jason Donovan rejected! The team thought it sounded like Last Christmas, but Chris was convinced it sounded like Kate Bush. Someone on the email told them it was a Bee Gees cover. One of Chris' friends told him that Pete Waterman is not a big fan of his.
Chris thinks the girls song for Popstars: The Rivals is far better than the boys. The team had winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2, Mark Owen, on the phone. He will be coming into to the studio tommorrow and agreed to sing a duet with Chris at their Christmas party. Chris's mum phoned the private Radio 1 line again. She went to a wedding during the weekend and wanted Chris to say congratulations. She also promised a load of people that Chris will say hello to them when he's never met them. Chris was convinced the Divine Inspiration song sounds like Moby - Everytime You Touch Me. He got all of two e-mails agreeing with him.
As per usual Will had his Radio 5 live show. Will spoke to Terry Venables on the phone. It was Chris obviously. Will made lots of hilarious mistakes. This feature should be dropped. Not as bad as the SportsTalk with Mr Kinder and Chris with the Scottish accent but still not very good.
Pete Waterman called on the phone to the studio to talk to Chris. Pete said that he never said that he didnt like him. He just wanted to redress the statement where Chris said the girls record was better than his Boyband. Pete also said that they arent a boyband, they are a vocal harmony group. What Pete actually means is 5 Talentless Pricks Picked Based on What They Look Like Rather than Any Talent They Possess. Pete said that the song is a cover of the Bee Gees and that it was Wham that copied the song if the team are right in saying that. Chris said that he doesnt want to be sued by George Michael so he will shut up. Pete slagged off Louis Walsh group again. This phone interview seemed an extra bit of publicity for his groups.
Chris - Do you believe that the guys in One True Voice are better than the guys on Fame Academy?
Pete - Havent really seen Fame Academy, I turned it on for about 10 seconds and fell about laughing and switched off.
Chris - Give Over
Pete - What do you mean Give Over,
Chris - Ill tell you what, Ill put up Ainslie and Lemar up against your boys
Pete - Get out of it, I wouldnt even take the money off you. Ill tell you what Chris, just stick to playing them blinking records. I wouldnt put you in charge of a record company mate.
Chris - Pete, Do you still live in a Train Station?
Pete - No, not anymore, I still got all my trains but I dont live in a railway carriage no more
Chris - Do you have your own piece of track?
Pete - I dont anymore, im a president of two well known railways but I dont live on the track anymore.
Chris - 3 things Ive got to say. 1 is you got to come in and see us.
Pete - Youve never invited me.
Chris - We wanted a Fame Academy and Pop Rivals sing off but you bottled out.
Pete - Not me, I think you might find that was other people but it certainly wasnt me. I never bottle out of anything me.
Chris - I want to thank you for something. A couple of years ago I was in a Pop Quiz for charity and one of the questions was how many australian soap stars have had a UK number 1 and my mate who knew you, whos sadly gone, he rang you and apparently your words were Hang on a Sec, let me just walk down the corridor and ill count the discs. I want to thank you on behalf of the entire male population for bringing us Kylie Minogue. You dont get enough credit for that arse. You were responsible in part for her pert bum because if she wasnt famous she wouldnt be in the state shes in.
Fame Academy Update
Malachi was voted out. He didnt come on the show today as hes been received some bad news on one of his close relatives.
All 4 are on probation as it wouldnt be fair to have 1 A student and the rest on probation. Sinead was depressed again because she has a sore throat and the fact that her fellow countryman has been evicted. She said that Lemar will probably win. Ainslie cant wait to go out and see Malachi again. The students are finding it hard to accept the criticism on Friday nights show. The public will vote to keep in 2 students with the rest to choose over the 2. Ronan Keating is coming in for a masterclass. God knows what on, cant be his singing. He will perform a duet with Sinead on Fridays show.
Chris said that Happy Hollis is a big fan for Darius, obviously taking the piss. Chris kept going into his Goodier Chart voice. You can now text Moyles on 81199. Chris used these capabilities for an interactive Guess Who. Dave and Aled had 4 questions answered and from the answers, callers had to text who they thought it was. I texted Henry Kelly and Les Dennis. Matt was correct that it was the legend that is Pat Sharp. Theres got to be a Postman Pat feature made especially for him. Pat Sharp reads post from the listeners. Anyway after 8 or so minutes they had received just below 7000 texts.
Daves Tedious Link
Bassheads Is There Anybody Out There - Is there anybody out there is a phrase that is commonly heard if you are the controller of a mini cab firm - Minicabs are a cheaper version of licensed Hackney Carriages if you are happy travelling home in an uninsured Toyota or Datsun(waiting for complaints as we speak) - The Datsuns were on Later With Jools Holland last week as did One Giant Leap - Migrating Salmon are capable of performing one giant leap - Leap Frog is ok if you are a kid but not recommended for naturists - Naturists should never be mixed up with Naturalists who are the Attenboroughs and Baileys of this world (biggest * up ever-Dave got confused by the photographer David Bailey and nature expert David Bellamy) - Baileys is also a thicky creamy liquid popular with girls - Girls have long hair as do rock stars - When you think of rock stars and in particular Seattle based rock stars of the early 90's you think of Kurt Cobain of Nirvana - Which Links us to Nirvana and Smells Like Teen Spirit*
*The parody Chris played afterwards was by an American called Weird Al Yankovic
Chris did the charts yesterday, and neither Will or Dave listened. Aled listened, but fell asleep for an hour in the middle! Chris went to the filming of a TV show last night about 50 years of the Top 40 presented by Dale Winton. Top No.1 artists such as Lamahl from Kajagoogoo, Chesney Hawkes and St.Winifred's Schoolgirl Choir were there. Chris thought it would be shown in the New Year, maybe on New Years Day.
Chris made a couple of mistakes in the top 40 yesterday, he introduced Shakira by saying it was Lasgo, but he wouldn't say what the other mistake was. He joked that he got the number 1 wrong because Daniel Beddingfield bribed him!
After playing the new 1 True Voice song they said that it sounded like one of the songs Jason Donovan rejected! The team thought it sounded like Last Christmas, but Chris was convinced it sounded like Kate Bush. Someone on the email told them it was a Bee Gees cover. One of Chris' friends told him that Pete Waterman is not a big fan of his.
Chris thinks the girls song for Popstars: The Rivals is far better than the boys. The team had winner of Celebrity Big Brother 2, Mark Owen, on the phone. He will be coming into to the studio tommorrow and agreed to sing a duet with Chris at their Christmas party. Chris's mum phoned the private Radio 1 line again. She went to a wedding during the weekend and wanted Chris to say congratulations. She also promised a load of people that Chris will say hello to them when he's never met them. Chris was convinced the Divine Inspiration song sounds like Moby - Everytime You Touch Me. He got all of two e-mails agreeing with him.
As per usual Will had his Radio 5 live show. Will spoke to Terry Venables on the phone. It was Chris obviously. Will made lots of hilarious mistakes. This feature should be dropped. Not as bad as the SportsTalk with Mr Kinder and Chris with the Scottish accent but still not very good.
Pete Waterman called on the phone to the studio to talk to Chris. Pete said that he never said that he didnt like him. He just wanted to redress the statement where Chris said the girls record was better than his Boyband. Pete also said that they arent a boyband, they are a vocal harmony group. What Pete actually means is 5 Talentless Pricks Picked Based on What They Look Like Rather than Any Talent They Possess. Pete said that the song is a cover of the Bee Gees and that it was Wham that copied the song if the team are right in saying that. Chris said that he doesnt want to be sued by George Michael so he will shut up. Pete slagged off Louis Walsh group again. This phone interview seemed an extra bit of publicity for his groups.
Chris - Do you believe that the guys in One True Voice are better than the guys on Fame Academy?
Pete - Havent really seen Fame Academy, I turned it on for about 10 seconds and fell about laughing and switched off.
Chris - Give Over
Pete - What do you mean Give Over,
Chris - Ill tell you what, Ill put up Ainslie and Lemar up against your boys
Pete - Get out of it, I wouldnt even take the money off you. Ill tell you what Chris, just stick to playing them blinking records. I wouldnt put you in charge of a record company mate.
Chris - Pete, Do you still live in a Train Station?
Pete - No, not anymore, I still got all my trains but I dont live in a railway carriage no more
Chris - Do you have your own piece of track?
Pete - I dont anymore, im a president of two well known railways but I dont live on the track anymore.
Chris - 3 things Ive got to say. 1 is you got to come in and see us.
Pete - Youve never invited me.
Chris - We wanted a Fame Academy and Pop Rivals sing off but you bottled out.
Pete - Not me, I think you might find that was other people but it certainly wasnt me. I never bottle out of anything me.
Chris - I want to thank you for something. A couple of years ago I was in a Pop Quiz for charity and one of the questions was how many australian soap stars have had a UK number 1 and my mate who knew you, whos sadly gone, he rang you and apparently your words were Hang on a Sec, let me just walk down the corridor and ill count the discs. I want to thank you on behalf of the entire male population for bringing us Kylie Minogue. You dont get enough credit for that arse. You were responsible in part for her pert bum because if she wasnt famous she wouldnt be in the state shes in.
Fame Academy Update
Malachi was voted out. He didnt come on the show today as hes been received some bad news on one of his close relatives.
All 4 are on probation as it wouldnt be fair to have 1 A student and the rest on probation. Sinead was depressed again because she has a sore throat and the fact that her fellow countryman has been evicted. She said that Lemar will probably win. Ainslie cant wait to go out and see Malachi again. The students are finding it hard to accept the criticism on Friday nights show. The public will vote to keep in 2 students with the rest to choose over the 2. Ronan Keating is coming in for a masterclass. God knows what on, cant be his singing. He will perform a duet with Sinead on Fridays show.
Chris said that Happy Hollis is a big fan for Darius, obviously taking the piss. Chris kept going into his Goodier Chart voice. You can now text Moyles on 81199. Chris used these capabilities for an interactive Guess Who. Dave and Aled had 4 questions answered and from the answers, callers had to text who they thought it was. I texted Henry Kelly and Les Dennis. Matt was correct that it was the legend that is Pat Sharp. Theres got to be a Postman Pat feature made especially for him. Pat Sharp reads post from the listeners. Anyway after 8 or so minutes they had received just below 7000 texts.
Daves Tedious Link
Bassheads Is There Anybody Out There - Is there anybody out there is a phrase that is commonly heard if you are the controller of a mini cab firm - Minicabs are a cheaper version of licensed Hackney Carriages if you are happy travelling home in an uninsured Toyota or Datsun(waiting for complaints as we speak) - The Datsuns were on Later With Jools Holland last week as did One Giant Leap - Migrating Salmon are capable of performing one giant leap - Leap Frog is ok if you are a kid but not recommended for naturists - Naturists should never be mixed up with Naturalists who are the Attenboroughs and Baileys of this world (biggest * up ever-Dave got confused by the photographer David Bailey and nature expert David Bellamy) - Baileys is also a thicky creamy liquid popular with girls - Girls have long hair as do rock stars - When you think of rock stars and in particular Seattle based rock stars of the early 90's you think of Kurt Cobain of Nirvana - Which Links us to Nirvana and Smells Like Teen Spirit*
*The parody Chris played afterwards was by an American called Weird Al Yankovic
