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- Tue Nov 05, 2002 6:19 pm
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The Sidla, Sam and Uglybob effort - hey, at least you get a full review!
'The Office' Tribute 1. Madonna - Die Another Day 2. Stereophonics - Handbags and Gladrags 3. Snoop Dog - From the church to the palace 4. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 5. Craig David - Whats Ur Flava 6. Sugababes - Stronger NEWS 7. Nirvana - You Know You're Right 8. Beenie Man/Janet Jackson - Feel it Boy 9. Who Da Funk - Shiny Disco Balls 10. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 11. Nelly Furtado - Turn Out The Light 12. Travis - Love Will Come True 13. DJ Sammy - Heaven NEWS 14. Nelly and Kelly - Dilemma 15. S CLUB - Alive 16. Eminem - Without Me 17. Shaggy - Hey Sexy Lady 18. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise NEWS 19. Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block 20. Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal 21. Streets - Dont Mug Yourself 22. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 23. Prodigy - No Good Start The Dance 24. Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows 25. Big Brovas - Nu Flow
Chris introduced the show with a surreal parody sketch of Countryfile with Dave as 'farmer Dave' and they started talking about grass. He commented that the green grass was not to be confused with the character from Heartbeat. Chris was shattered from training. Aled complained that he looked stupid training, and Chris said it was because he had stupid shoes that looked like slippers. Chris has still got a cold. Chris and Aled beat Dave in a warm-up run. Chris stayed in last night and watched the Phil Collins documentary and Chris admitted he was a closet
Phil Collins fan.
Chris previewed tonight's TV. Live with Chris Moyles (of course), Eastenders, Jamie's Kitchen, Star Wars Episode 6 (Chris moaned that this was wrong on his script and it should have been Star Wars 4) and an Ozzy Osbourne documentary on Channel 5. Chris said he was disappointed with the Office last night. He reminded us that Alan
Partridge would be back next week then played Diffusion UK's The Office theme tune remix.
The team started discussing the new Snoop Dogg song with the help of Tim Westwood sound FX, Tim thought it was 'Crazy!'. They start messing about with the Tim Sound FX and asking stupid questions for Tim to answer. Eg. Dave: Strawberry,
Chocolate and Vanilla are all what?, Tim: FLAVA!. After the news Chris claimed that Paula Radcliffe's recent honours were all thanks to her training with him! Chris and the team treated themselves to blueberry cheesecake on Aled's coffee run. Chris reminisces that coffee used to be affordable. Dave claims that some places
have a discount if people bring their own mug. FA's Pippa came in and Aled was writing the questions. Chris said that they are difficult to interview because he always ends up asking the same questions. Chris comments on Pippa's 'lovvvverly knockers' and teased Lizzie about her figure. Lizzie claimed that cheese cake is a girls food, but Chris and Dave said that they just like the finer things in life.
Lizzie won a free packet of crisps. In this promotion you can win a £20 inside the bag. Dave and Chris, with their scientific minds decided to buy 20 pounds worth of crisps. Dave calculated it to be 58 packets of Crisps. Chris sent young Aled out into the wide open air to the local grocery store and buy 58 packets. The only flavours available with the incentive was Tomato Ketchup, Cheese & Branston and Ready Salted. With Mobile in hand, Aled talked to the shopkeeper and Dave miscalculated and they were 30 pence over budget but the fine man let them have it.
Chris got Aled to say some phrases while shoppers were staring at him like Im the God Of Crisps. Chris said that when he was about to go to shout I Really Hate Crisps and start running. All through the show they munched their way and open all the bags to see if they could reclaim their 20 pounds. At the end of the experiment they have 6 sachets which each team member opened. Each member got Congratulations you have won a single pack of crisps So after spending 20 pounds all they got was 6 free packets. Chris had a Guess Who which none of the team got. It was Normski.
Chris - Ill give you a clue, its not a singer or a musician but is somebody to do with music.
Dave - Quincey Jones
Chris - NOO
Aled - Lionel Richie
Chris - No its not Lionel Richie, hes a singer and a musician. This guys not a singer or a musician. Lionel Richie, shut up.
FA ALED UPDATE
Last week Pippa was voted out. She's from Hull and lives with her parents. She wasn't surprised she left and thinks Nigel should go next. Typical Chris tried to get her to say horrible things about him and kind of succeeds - she admitted she doesn't think he's as good as all the other students. Pippa thought that Richard Park was a teddy bear and was upset when Chris told her he once fired Pat Sharp. This lead into reminnising about Funhouse. She misses Sinead and wants her to win but thinks Lemar stands a good chance.
Marli, Malachi and Katie are up for eviction. Katie is up for eviction for the 4th time in a row. Marli was the first person to get a Grade A but her form has dipped. She has also dumped her boyfriend on the phone as she thought that she wouldnt have time for him in her quest for fame. Aled said that she is now offering the other people in the academy a shag. Aled had to apologize for saying Shag.
Daves Tedious Links
Jesus Jones International Bright Young Thing - Jones is a common surname for people originating from Wales - Wales with an H are the biggest mammals in the world although most people probably think that because they live in the water they are fish - Fish was the lead singer of Marillion - Fishs real name was Derek Dick - Derek Dick shares the same surname as Moby Dick which brings us back to Wales again - Bjorn Again were a tribute act to 70's band Abba - Abba rhymes with Shabba as in Shabba Ranks - Taxi Ranks are where you might hail a ride on a Saturday night - Saturday Night was a 1994 hit for Whigfield, who is also like Abba is a Nordic Hasbeen - Sean Bean supports Sheffield United - They are playing Leeds in the Cup tommorow - Leeds lost to Everton on Sunday - The Everton crowd were up on their feet and must have been saying that this Leeds side were No Good, Lets Start The Dance as they saluted another wonder goal by teenage Prodigy Wayne Rooney - Which Links Us To Prodigy and No Good (Start The Dance)
'The Office' Tribute 1. Madonna - Die Another Day 2. Stereophonics - Handbags and Gladrags 3. Snoop Dog - From the church to the palace 4. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 5. Craig David - Whats Ur Flava 6. Sugababes - Stronger NEWS 7. Nirvana - You Know You're Right 8. Beenie Man/Janet Jackson - Feel it Boy 9. Who Da Funk - Shiny Disco Balls 10. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 11. Nelly Furtado - Turn Out The Light 12. Travis - Love Will Come True 13. DJ Sammy - Heaven NEWS 14. Nelly and Kelly - Dilemma 15. S CLUB - Alive 16. Eminem - Without Me 17. Shaggy - Hey Sexy Lady 18. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise NEWS 19. Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block 20. Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal 21. Streets - Dont Mug Yourself 22. Pink - Dont Let Me Get Me 23. Prodigy - No Good Start The Dance 24. Queens Of The Stone Age - No One Knows 25. Big Brovas - Nu Flow
Chris introduced the show with a surreal parody sketch of Countryfile with Dave as 'farmer Dave' and they started talking about grass. He commented that the green grass was not to be confused with the character from Heartbeat. Chris was shattered from training. Aled complained that he looked stupid training, and Chris said it was because he had stupid shoes that looked like slippers. Chris has still got a cold. Chris and Aled beat Dave in a warm-up run. Chris stayed in last night and watched the Phil Collins documentary and Chris admitted he was a closet
Phil Collins fan.
Chris previewed tonight's TV. Live with Chris Moyles (of course), Eastenders, Jamie's Kitchen, Star Wars Episode 6 (Chris moaned that this was wrong on his script and it should have been Star Wars 4) and an Ozzy Osbourne documentary on Channel 5. Chris said he was disappointed with the Office last night. He reminded us that Alan
Partridge would be back next week then played Diffusion UK's The Office theme tune remix.
The team started discussing the new Snoop Dogg song with the help of Tim Westwood sound FX, Tim thought it was 'Crazy!'. They start messing about with the Tim Sound FX and asking stupid questions for Tim to answer. Eg. Dave: Strawberry,
Chocolate and Vanilla are all what?, Tim: FLAVA!. After the news Chris claimed that Paula Radcliffe's recent honours were all thanks to her training with him! Chris and the team treated themselves to blueberry cheesecake on Aled's coffee run. Chris reminisces that coffee used to be affordable. Dave claims that some places
have a discount if people bring their own mug. FA's Pippa came in and Aled was writing the questions. Chris said that they are difficult to interview because he always ends up asking the same questions. Chris comments on Pippa's 'lovvvverly knockers' and teased Lizzie about her figure. Lizzie claimed that cheese cake is a girls food, but Chris and Dave said that they just like the finer things in life.
Lizzie won a free packet of crisps. In this promotion you can win a £20 inside the bag. Dave and Chris, with their scientific minds decided to buy 20 pounds worth of crisps. Dave calculated it to be 58 packets of Crisps. Chris sent young Aled out into the wide open air to the local grocery store and buy 58 packets. The only flavours available with the incentive was Tomato Ketchup, Cheese & Branston and Ready Salted. With Mobile in hand, Aled talked to the shopkeeper and Dave miscalculated and they were 30 pence over budget but the fine man let them have it.
Chris got Aled to say some phrases while shoppers were staring at him like Im the God Of Crisps. Chris said that when he was about to go to shout I Really Hate Crisps and start running. All through the show they munched their way and open all the bags to see if they could reclaim their 20 pounds. At the end of the experiment they have 6 sachets which each team member opened. Each member got Congratulations you have won a single pack of crisps So after spending 20 pounds all they got was 6 free packets. Chris had a Guess Who which none of the team got. It was Normski.
Chris - Ill give you a clue, its not a singer or a musician but is somebody to do with music.
Dave - Quincey Jones
Chris - NOO
Aled - Lionel Richie
Chris - No its not Lionel Richie, hes a singer and a musician. This guys not a singer or a musician. Lionel Richie, shut up.
FA ALED UPDATE
Last week Pippa was voted out. She's from Hull and lives with her parents. She wasn't surprised she left and thinks Nigel should go next. Typical Chris tried to get her to say horrible things about him and kind of succeeds - she admitted she doesn't think he's as good as all the other students. Pippa thought that Richard Park was a teddy bear and was upset when Chris told her he once fired Pat Sharp. This lead into reminnising about Funhouse. She misses Sinead and wants her to win but thinks Lemar stands a good chance.
Marli, Malachi and Katie are up for eviction. Katie is up for eviction for the 4th time in a row. Marli was the first person to get a Grade A but her form has dipped. She has also dumped her boyfriend on the phone as she thought that she wouldnt have time for him in her quest for fame. Aled said that she is now offering the other people in the academy a shag. Aled had to apologize for saying Shag.
Daves Tedious Links
Jesus Jones International Bright Young Thing - Jones is a common surname for people originating from Wales - Wales with an H are the biggest mammals in the world although most people probably think that because they live in the water they are fish - Fish was the lead singer of Marillion - Fishs real name was Derek Dick - Derek Dick shares the same surname as Moby Dick which brings us back to Wales again - Bjorn Again were a tribute act to 70's band Abba - Abba rhymes with Shabba as in Shabba Ranks - Taxi Ranks are where you might hail a ride on a Saturday night - Saturday Night was a 1994 hit for Whigfield, who is also like Abba is a Nordic Hasbeen - Sean Bean supports Sheffield United - They are playing Leeds in the Cup tommorow - Leeds lost to Everton on Sunday - The Everton crowd were up on their feet and must have been saying that this Leeds side were No Good, Lets Start The Dance as they saluted another wonder goal by teenage Prodigy Wayne Rooney - Which Links Us To Prodigy and No Good (Start The Dance)
