chrismoyles.net
- Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:03 pm
#241553
(Biddy Blades Advert) 1. Craig David - Whats Ur Flava 2. Chemical Brothers - Hey Girl Hey Boy 3. Moby - In This World 4. Eve/Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin 5. David Gray - Dead In The Water NEWS 6. Foo Fighters - All My Life 7. Blue - One Love 8. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Music Gets The Best Of Me 9. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 10. Idlewild - Live In A Hiding Place 11. Big Brovas - Nu Flow 12. Dido - Thank You 13. Kylie - Come Into My World 14. Oasis - Little By Little 15. Ashanti - Happy NEWS 16. Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag 17. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma 18. Sum 41 - Still Waiting (F Word uncensored) 19. Ginga & Lee O - Del Boys Tune (Greyhead feat B O - Greyhead Rap) 20. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 21. Dannii Minogue - Put The Needle On It NEWS 22. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 23. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady 24. S Club - Alive 25. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 26. The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary 27. A - Starbucks 28. DJ Sammi - Heaven
Chris had a swollen ankle after the Ice Age eejits on last nights television show dropped a big chunk of an ice sculpture on him. The problem for Chris was that there was no bruising so a lot of people would think he is bluffing. Aled had drawn up a Premiership Training League. Each day the person comes out for training, they get 1 point and a licky licky brown nose is rewarded with 3 points. Aled believes this will make him come out to training more. Chris probed Aled about his personal trainer. Aled has had a personal BBC trainer for 4 years that he pays £35 for each session. Chris said that it was very expensive. He said he paid more to Gym Jane but she was worth it because he had lost 3 stone in less than 18 months.
Chris announced what the records were at the start of the show. This was due to a poll where he came out on top for the most irritating DJ. This was mainly due to him not saying what the tracks are if someone wants to know. From experience, I have had this problem too. I have had to go to the BBC website and to the playlist and try and find what the track is.
Chris had a box which he said would change Daves life for 20 minutes. In the box was a selection of Fabulous Baking Boys Muffins. They are my favourite muffins that I get in Tescos. Daves tongue salivated when he heard the flavours including his favourite flavour Sticky Toffee.
The team watched Myleenes crying session last night on the Frank Skinner Show but they missed Samuel L Jackson. Chris on the spot wanted SLJ on the show and Will said that they put a bid in but they came back and said no. Will had a mate who is SLJ bodyguard when he comes over to the UK. The problem was that he was in France so couldnt be contacted. They found out that SLJ is on the Nemone show on Saturday. Chris said what was the point of going on her show, noone would be listening. He said that he could shout in the street and get more people. Will cant understand the SLJ advert on the television at the moment for banks where a pig dies at the end.
Wills problems were on the agenda a bit too much today. Chris wanted his mobile so he could phone her but Will refused. Chris offered to take him to Stringfellows but Will refused. Chris instead opened up the phone lines to the listeners to help Will overcome his problems.
ITS TIME FOR BIG BLUBBER 2
Aled - Got off to a good start but found skipping hard. Wednesday he slept in.
Will - 100% attendance. Needs more technique.
Dave - 100% attendance. Did well at upper body. Did a crap Raindance.
Chris - 0% attendance. TV Foot injury didnt help matters.
DAVE VITTY WINS THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE AWARD
Fame Academy (YAWN!)
Chris seems to not care whatsoever about the show and who can blame him. I have watched it twice so noone can accuse me of knocking a show I haven't watched. I did see the 8:30 first show and one nightly episode because I was down at my sisters and she wanted to watch it. She likes watching crap anyway. Aled stupidly asked Chris if he watched last night, when he is on at the same time presenting his show. When will the BBC realise that this programme aint working and it was a cynical ploy to try and ruin Chris TV show by putting it on at the same time. It hasnt worked, which im quite smug about.
Daves Tedious Link (CHRIS STOP TALKING OVER HIM)
Arrested Development Mr Wendel - Arrested Developments first hit was called Tennessee - Tennessee Williams wrote the play called A Street Car Named Desire - Desire was a 1988 Number 1 for U2 - U2 is made up of Larry, Bono, Adam and the Edge - The Edge is also a type of pizza recently invented by Pizza Hut - The word Hut is very similar in its letters to the word Hat - Hats can come in many different styles like Fedora, Bowler and Panama - Panama is famous for its canal - Another famous canal is the Grand Union Canal - The Union of the Snake was a hit for Duran Duran - Duran Duran was a character in the film Barberella - Barbellera almost rhymes with Umbrella - An umbrella stop you from getting wet and provides a kind of shelter - Another word for a shelter is a Sanctuary - Which links us to the fantastic Cult song She Sells Sanctuary
Chris claimed that Panama is more famous for Cigars than a Canal. Will agreed with Chris. Dave said that if you disagreed with Chris, you should send in an email. Chris thanked him sarcastically and said that his inbox will now be filled up with crap. Chris then read out Will and Daves emails and was about to say Aleds until he was stopped by him. Aled is protective of his personal email but it doesnt take a genius to figure it out. Chris then thought of emailing other people that they didnt like and suggested Miles. Aled suggested 3am Girls but Chris said they are dropping like flies so there would be no point. If you want to though email the 3am Girls their address is mailto:3am@mirror.co.uk . Chris sang alternative lyrics to Heaven about Dave being stupid and having a small todger. Dave said that the Panama Canal was huge and you could see it from space, much like his todger.
Chris had a swollen ankle after the Ice Age eejits on last nights television show dropped a big chunk of an ice sculpture on him. The problem for Chris was that there was no bruising so a lot of people would think he is bluffing. Aled had drawn up a Premiership Training League. Each day the person comes out for training, they get 1 point and a licky licky brown nose is rewarded with 3 points. Aled believes this will make him come out to training more. Chris probed Aled about his personal trainer. Aled has had a personal BBC trainer for 4 years that he pays £35 for each session. Chris said that it was very expensive. He said he paid more to Gym Jane but she was worth it because he had lost 3 stone in less than 18 months.
Chris announced what the records were at the start of the show. This was due to a poll where he came out on top for the most irritating DJ. This was mainly due to him not saying what the tracks are if someone wants to know. From experience, I have had this problem too. I have had to go to the BBC website and to the playlist and try and find what the track is.
Chris had a box which he said would change Daves life for 20 minutes. In the box was a selection of Fabulous Baking Boys Muffins. They are my favourite muffins that I get in Tescos. Daves tongue salivated when he heard the flavours including his favourite flavour Sticky Toffee.
The team watched Myleenes crying session last night on the Frank Skinner Show but they missed Samuel L Jackson. Chris on the spot wanted SLJ on the show and Will said that they put a bid in but they came back and said no. Will had a mate who is SLJ bodyguard when he comes over to the UK. The problem was that he was in France so couldnt be contacted. They found out that SLJ is on the Nemone show on Saturday. Chris said what was the point of going on her show, noone would be listening. He said that he could shout in the street and get more people. Will cant understand the SLJ advert on the television at the moment for banks where a pig dies at the end.
Wills problems were on the agenda a bit too much today. Chris wanted his mobile so he could phone her but Will refused. Chris offered to take him to Stringfellows but Will refused. Chris instead opened up the phone lines to the listeners to help Will overcome his problems.
ITS TIME FOR BIG BLUBBER 2
Aled - Got off to a good start but found skipping hard. Wednesday he slept in.
Will - 100% attendance. Needs more technique.
Dave - 100% attendance. Did well at upper body. Did a crap Raindance.
Chris - 0% attendance. TV Foot injury didnt help matters.
DAVE VITTY WINS THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE AWARD
Fame Academy (YAWN!)
Chris seems to not care whatsoever about the show and who can blame him. I have watched it twice so noone can accuse me of knocking a show I haven't watched. I did see the 8:30 first show and one nightly episode because I was down at my sisters and she wanted to watch it. She likes watching crap anyway. Aled stupidly asked Chris if he watched last night, when he is on at the same time presenting his show. When will the BBC realise that this programme aint working and it was a cynical ploy to try and ruin Chris TV show by putting it on at the same time. It hasnt worked, which im quite smug about.
Daves Tedious Link (CHRIS STOP TALKING OVER HIM)
Arrested Development Mr Wendel - Arrested Developments first hit was called Tennessee - Tennessee Williams wrote the play called A Street Car Named Desire - Desire was a 1988 Number 1 for U2 - U2 is made up of Larry, Bono, Adam and the Edge - The Edge is also a type of pizza recently invented by Pizza Hut - The word Hut is very similar in its letters to the word Hat - Hats can come in many different styles like Fedora, Bowler and Panama - Panama is famous for its canal - Another famous canal is the Grand Union Canal - The Union of the Snake was a hit for Duran Duran - Duran Duran was a character in the film Barberella - Barbellera almost rhymes with Umbrella - An umbrella stop you from getting wet and provides a kind of shelter - Another word for a shelter is a Sanctuary - Which links us to the fantastic Cult song She Sells Sanctuary
Chris claimed that Panama is more famous for Cigars than a Canal. Will agreed with Chris. Dave said that if you disagreed with Chris, you should send in an email. Chris thanked him sarcastically and said that his inbox will now be filled up with crap. Chris then read out Will and Daves emails and was about to say Aleds until he was stopped by him. Aled is protective of his personal email but it doesnt take a genius to figure it out. Chris then thought of emailing other people that they didnt like and suggested Miles. Aled suggested 3am Girls but Chris said they are dropping like flies so there would be no point. If you want to though email the 3am Girls their address is mailto:3am@mirror.co.uk . Chris sang alternative lyrics to Heaven about Dave being stupid and having a small todger. Dave said that the Panama Canal was huge and you could see it from space, much like his todger.
