[Chris]

Late but not my fault, the server was down, this was ready at 6pm

1. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 2. Linkin Park - In The End 3. Christina Aguilera - Dirrty 4. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 5. The Calling - Adrienne NEWS 6. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 7. Madonna - Die Another Day 8. Vines - Ms Jackson 9. Jamiroquai - Love Foolosphy 10. Big Brovas - Nu Flow 11. Nelly Furtado - Im Like A Bird 12. Turin Breaks - Long Distance 13. Pink - Just Like A Pill NEWS 14. Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly 15. Foo Fighters - All My Life 16. Alice Martinue - If I Fall 17. Shy FX - Shake Your Body 18. Dannii Minogue - Put The Needle On It NEWS 19. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma 20. Basement Jaxx - Romeo 21. Beenie Man - Feel It Boy 22. Muse - House Of The Rising Sun 23. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 24. Run DMC & Aerosmith - Walk This Way 25. MC Greyhead - Greyhead Rap http://pneumedia.hostinguk.com/tnp/mcgreyed.mp3 26. Holly Valance - Down Boy

If yesterdays show was abysmal, todays was even more so. Boring, tedious and very dull up until the last 15 minutes. Big Blubbers new trainer Scott doesnt have a gift of the gab as his weekly report was very short. Aled didnt come out all week. Will, Chris and Dave all came out today and Chris won the licky licky brown nose.
Chris boycotted watching the National Television Awards on the telly but found out that Geri Halliwell took his place. Chris said that he taught Ant and Dec all they know. For people who dont know, Ant and Dec won 3 awards last night including Outstanding Contribution award, even though they are only 27.
A slightly subdued and monotone David Dickinson joined the team on the phone after 4 to thank the team and all the listeners for their support and for helping him win the Best Daytime Show on the NTA last night. From listening to him, it was evident that last nights partying had tired him out. Nothing new to report to warrant a transcript.
Finally a new parody comes out of the woodwork. The Only Fools and Horses garage song gets parodies with Will as MC and Chris doing the Chorus. The lyrics will be up soon.

CRAIG OR DAVID DAY 3
Line 1 - Dominique in Oxford (Still gets to see him cos Lee forfeited 2 of the tickets)
Line 2 - Lee in Birmingham who doesnt really like Craig David (WON)
1. His surname is Bellamy and is a naturalist? Answer - David Bellamy
2. He is Englands 2nd choice Goalkeeper? Answer - David James
3. Former Van Halen frontman? Answer - David Lee Roth
4. Liverpudlian actor and comedian famous for Red Dwarf? Answer - Craig Charles
5. Former Coventry goalkeeper and proclaimed himself the Son Of God? - Answer - David Icke

PART 2
Line 1 - Kirsty
Line 2 - Robert from Manchester
1. Legendary Whitesnake frontman? Answer - David Coverdale
2. Legendary TV Actor famous for playing Del Boy? Answer - David Jason
3. American Bouffant Magician? Answer - David Copperfield

FA ALED
Lemar got trolleyed last night at the TV awards and was too drunk to take his clothes off and a tutor had to tuck him in.
Ainsley is sexually frustated. His raunchy act with Marli that he is practising for Fridays nights extravaganza is making him a bit flustered.

Daves Tedious Link
Bass-O-Matic Fascinating Rhythm - Rhythm is the only word with no vowels (ahm Sky?) - Vowels rhymes with Towels - Towels are used when you get ouy of the bath - Bath is the home of the Real World Recording Studios which is owned by Peter Gabriel - Gabriel was in Genesis - Mike Rutherford from Genesis formed a bland group called Mike and the Mechanics - Mechanics fix cars and vans - Van Morrison is Irish - The Irish Potato famine of 1845 caused many Irish people to emigrate to the USA - America is the home of Steve Tyler and Joe Perry of Aerosmith - Which Links us to the seminal classic from 1986 Run DMC & Aerosmith with Walk This Way