chrismoyles.net
- Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:47 pm
#241526
Wont be watching TV show as I dont get Channel 5
1. Oasis - Little By Little 2. Cam'Ron - Oh Boy 3. Blue - One Love (Uri Gellar Advert - Tat For Tit) 4. Milky - Just The Way Your Are 5. Samantha Mumba - Im Right Here NEWS 6. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 7. Feeder - Come Back Around 8. Craig David - Whats Your Flava 9. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 10. Aqualung - Strange & Beautiful 11. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 12. Eve/Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Your Mind 13. The Vines - Outtathaway (SportsTalk)(Jilly Goolden Showers) 14. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise 15. Trucks - Its Only Porn Mum NEWS 16. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 17. Moby - Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad 18. Atomic Kitten - Tide Is High 19. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way 20. N-Trance - Forever NEWS 21. Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet 22. PPK - Resurrection 23. Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right 24. Shy FX - Shake Your Body 25. Big Bruvas - New Flow 26. Guns N Roses - Paradise City 27. Sugababes - Round Round 28. Irv Gotti - Down 4 U
Chris and Dave are feeling the effects of running yesterday. Chris did the 10k run in 52 minutes and 36 seconds . Dave ran it in 53.30 minutes. The crew was there from his TV show to film him running. The fella who filmed him gave up filming him after the 3rd kilometre. The only shot they needed, the one where Chris ran over the finish line, they missed. Chris was interviewed afterwards by Pat Sharp. The photos are on BBC Online. There was also an interactive game and the idea was to find where Chris was on the picture using a grid reference. The random winner got a random prize. Craig Sams from the Department of Chemistry, Bedsin Building at the University of Newcastle Upon Tyne won by correctly saying that his face was F11 and his chin was on G11. Chris said that Dave sped forward at the start and the only way to find him was the little bald patch on the back of his head. Todays Metro had all the pictures.
Chris - You know I go through stages of being famous for a while. Im famous again cos Im in todays Daily Sport. Yes thats right, and Im not naked either.
Dave - Which page?
Chris - Im in page 16. Hes rude, crude and will soon be invading our front rooms. Live with Chris Moyles sees the 18 stone Radio 1 DJ host his own tv show for the first time. 18 stone apparantly!
Dave - You used to be though, didnt you?
Chris - Yep but Im not telling how much I weigh now buts it safe to say Im not 18 stone anymore. You will have to watch tonight to see how thin I am... and then it says 20 Things You Never Knew About Chris Moyles. Number 1, Moyles is a big fan of the Daily Sport, once after reading a copy on air he said that life just doesnt get better. Thats a fact about me. Right heres number 3. Daily Sport Stunna Bonnie rang the show and offered to take him out when he moaned about being single.
Dave - Forgot about her.
Chris - After splitting from Childrens TV presenter Ana Boulter, Moyles said it was that it was because he wasnt getting enough sex Did I, I didnt say that.
Dave - Is that a fact?
Will - Well you said it to us but I dont know whether you said it on air.
Chris - I cant remember saying that. Number 9 He was once stalked by a crazed fan who thought he was her former boyfriend Could be, cant remember. Wheres that other one, alright Moyles described his time at Signal FM in Stoke as the worst time of my life, even to this day he commisserates any caller from Stoke about them having to live there. Yes thats true isnt it. Listen to this Moyles said on air that Billie had performed a steamy lapdance on him and that Chris Evans shouldnt worry because the Billie was in fact Catherine Shepherd and dances at Spearmint Ryhno.
Will - I remember that
Chris - But that was just a link we did on the air (Whispers) She did look like Billie but she had bigger breasts. But this has got to be the best about me Number 11, every morning he eats a bowl of porridge with sliced banana washed down with a can of Tizer. What are they talking about? Where did they get that from? I dont even like porridge. I like Ready Brek but its got to have sugar in it
Dave - You dont even eat bananas anyway.
Chris - And I dont drink Tizer either. How mad is that but there you go. Theres a picture of Coxy and a picture of me.
Dave - Why?
Chris - Oh cos it says he once challanged fellow Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox to a drinking competition between two teams. Himself leading one and Cox the other, which was true.
Dave - We did that yeah. Did we win that or not?
Chris - I think we kind of agreed it was a draw. Heres a great non story. If you look at the front Nells a celebrity... nipping out, shock pictures page 22. So what do you think that would be?
Dave - Nipple poking out of a dress.
Chris - Theres the picture there.
Dave - But they arent out.
Will - They are very much in.
Chris - To highlight it, they have put a big arrow and enlarged it and you still cant see anything.
Dave - Yeah but that arrow points to just below her neck. Thats not where your nipples are. Is that pointing to a spot?
Chris - No its not, its meant to be on her bobbles
Dave - Its in the wrong place.
Chris - Also it says here at the front Voted Best Newspaper. By Who?
Dave - The Daily Sport probably.
Chris - Free today Topless Leeds Utd poster for every reader. So there you go for Leeds fans everywhere. A topless Leeds Utd poster and I thought to myself Whats that.
Dave - Why do you want to see Danny Mills topless for?
Chris - Well you go to the middle pages and you open it up and there it is in the middle.
Will - Thats not Danny Mills.
Dave - Its not, is it.
Chris - And theres Bonnie in a Leeds Utd top.
Dave - Oh is that her? Blimey, you should keep that for prosperity.
Chris opened the lines for Earthquake Story. Apparantly there was an earthquake in England that measured 4.9 on the Richter Scale but alas I didnt get it over here (I know double entendré alert). A caller said that he had been out for a few jars and came home and was watching Casino. At the very point where De Niro got blown up in the car, the Earthquake kicked in and he thought that it was very powerful surround sound.
Chris had tickets to give away for a special Moby gig on Friday. Who Wants To Go See Moby Live to the tune of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
Chris played Wills Music again. He also played the Wills Music to the style of PPK. Chris played 3 records so he could have a good long shave before he goes to the studio. Hopefully the first TV Review should be posted tonight but I have no part in that.
Daves Tedious Link
House Of Pain Jump Around - The word Pain is used in SAS Motif No Pain No Gain - SAS is what they called the strikeforce of Chris Sutton and Alan Shearer when they both played for Blackburn - Blackburn yesterday played Leeds yesterday - Leeds are managed by Terry Venables - Venables used to manage the Australian Football team - Angry Anderson also comes from Australia - Angry shares his surname with Gillian that stars in the X-Files - An X-Ray is a machine that can look inside your body - The Body is the nickname for Elle McPherson - Elle rhymes with Nell as in Nell McAndrew who starred in Im A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here - That show was presented by double act Ant N Dec - Another collective that have N in their name is Guns N Roses - That links us to the excellent Guns N Roses with Paradise City from 1989.
1. Oasis - Little By Little 2. Cam'Ron - Oh Boy 3. Blue - One Love (Uri Gellar Advert - Tat For Tit) 4. Milky - Just The Way Your Are 5. Samantha Mumba - Im Right Here NEWS 6. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 7. Feeder - Come Back Around 8. Craig David - Whats Your Flava 9. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 10. Aqualung - Strange & Beautiful 11. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 12. Eve/Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Your Mind 13. The Vines - Outtathaway (SportsTalk)(Jilly Goolden Showers) 14. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise 15. Trucks - Its Only Porn Mum NEWS 16. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 17. Moby - Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad 18. Atomic Kitten - Tide Is High 19. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way 20. N-Trance - Forever NEWS 21. Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet 22. PPK - Resurrection 23. Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right 24. Shy FX - Shake Your Body 25. Big Bruvas - New Flow 26. Guns N Roses - Paradise City 27. Sugababes - Round Round 28. Irv Gotti - Down 4 U
Chris and Dave are feeling the effects of running yesterday. Chris did the 10k run in 52 minutes and 36 seconds . Dave ran it in 53.30 minutes. The crew was there from his TV show to film him running. The fella who filmed him gave up filming him after the 3rd kilometre. The only shot they needed, the one where Chris ran over the finish line, they missed. Chris was interviewed afterwards by Pat Sharp. The photos are on BBC Online. There was also an interactive game and the idea was to find where Chris was on the picture using a grid reference. The random winner got a random prize. Craig Sams from the Department of Chemistry, Bedsin Building at the University of Newcastle Upon Tyne won by correctly saying that his face was F11 and his chin was on G11. Chris said that Dave sped forward at the start and the only way to find him was the little bald patch on the back of his head. Todays Metro had all the pictures.
Chris - You know I go through stages of being famous for a while. Im famous again cos Im in todays Daily Sport. Yes thats right, and Im not naked either.
Dave - Which page?
Chris - Im in page 16. Hes rude, crude and will soon be invading our front rooms. Live with Chris Moyles sees the 18 stone Radio 1 DJ host his own tv show for the first time. 18 stone apparantly!
Dave - You used to be though, didnt you?
Chris - Yep but Im not telling how much I weigh now buts it safe to say Im not 18 stone anymore. You will have to watch tonight to see how thin I am... and then it says 20 Things You Never Knew About Chris Moyles. Number 1, Moyles is a big fan of the Daily Sport, once after reading a copy on air he said that life just doesnt get better. Thats a fact about me. Right heres number 3. Daily Sport Stunna Bonnie rang the show and offered to take him out when he moaned about being single.
Dave - Forgot about her.
Chris - After splitting from Childrens TV presenter Ana Boulter, Moyles said it was that it was because he wasnt getting enough sex Did I, I didnt say that.
Dave - Is that a fact?
Will - Well you said it to us but I dont know whether you said it on air.
Chris - I cant remember saying that. Number 9 He was once stalked by a crazed fan who thought he was her former boyfriend Could be, cant remember. Wheres that other one, alright Moyles described his time at Signal FM in Stoke as the worst time of my life, even to this day he commisserates any caller from Stoke about them having to live there. Yes thats true isnt it. Listen to this Moyles said on air that Billie had performed a steamy lapdance on him and that Chris Evans shouldnt worry because the Billie was in fact Catherine Shepherd and dances at Spearmint Ryhno.
Will - I remember that
Chris - But that was just a link we did on the air (Whispers) She did look like Billie but she had bigger breasts. But this has got to be the best about me Number 11, every morning he eats a bowl of porridge with sliced banana washed down with a can of Tizer. What are they talking about? Where did they get that from? I dont even like porridge. I like Ready Brek but its got to have sugar in it
Dave - You dont even eat bananas anyway.
Chris - And I dont drink Tizer either. How mad is that but there you go. Theres a picture of Coxy and a picture of me.
Dave - Why?
Chris - Oh cos it says he once challanged fellow Radio 1 DJ Sara Cox to a drinking competition between two teams. Himself leading one and Cox the other, which was true.
Dave - We did that yeah. Did we win that or not?
Chris - I think we kind of agreed it was a draw. Heres a great non story. If you look at the front Nells a celebrity... nipping out, shock pictures page 22. So what do you think that would be?
Dave - Nipple poking out of a dress.
Chris - Theres the picture there.
Dave - But they arent out.
Will - They are very much in.
Chris - To highlight it, they have put a big arrow and enlarged it and you still cant see anything.
Dave - Yeah but that arrow points to just below her neck. Thats not where your nipples are. Is that pointing to a spot?
Chris - No its not, its meant to be on her bobbles
Dave - Its in the wrong place.
Chris - Also it says here at the front Voted Best Newspaper. By Who?
Dave - The Daily Sport probably.
Chris - Free today Topless Leeds Utd poster for every reader. So there you go for Leeds fans everywhere. A topless Leeds Utd poster and I thought to myself Whats that.
Dave - Why do you want to see Danny Mills topless for?
Chris - Well you go to the middle pages and you open it up and there it is in the middle.
Will - Thats not Danny Mills.
Dave - Its not, is it.
Chris - And theres Bonnie in a Leeds Utd top.
Dave - Oh is that her? Blimey, you should keep that for prosperity.
Chris opened the lines for Earthquake Story. Apparantly there was an earthquake in England that measured 4.9 on the Richter Scale but alas I didnt get it over here (I know double entendré alert). A caller said that he had been out for a few jars and came home and was watching Casino. At the very point where De Niro got blown up in the car, the Earthquake kicked in and he thought that it was very powerful surround sound.
Chris had tickets to give away for a special Moby gig on Friday. Who Wants To Go See Moby Live to the tune of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
Chris played Wills Music again. He also played the Wills Music to the style of PPK. Chris played 3 records so he could have a good long shave before he goes to the studio. Hopefully the first TV Review should be posted tonight but I have no part in that.
Daves Tedious Link
House Of Pain Jump Around - The word Pain is used in SAS Motif No Pain No Gain - SAS is what they called the strikeforce of Chris Sutton and Alan Shearer when they both played for Blackburn - Blackburn yesterday played Leeds yesterday - Leeds are managed by Terry Venables - Venables used to manage the Australian Football team - Angry Anderson also comes from Australia - Angry shares his surname with Gillian that stars in the X-Files - An X-Ray is a machine that can look inside your body - The Body is the nickname for Elle McPherson - Elle rhymes with Nell as in Nell McAndrew who starred in Im A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here - That show was presented by double act Ant N Dec - Another collective that have N in their name is Guns N Roses - That links us to the excellent Guns N Roses with Paradise City from 1989.
