- Thu Sep 19, 2002 5:05 pm
#241522
{Parfitt} 1. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 2. Faithless - We Come One 3. Foo Fighters - 4. Ms Dynamite - Dynamighty 5. N-Trance - Forever NEWS 6. Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me 7. No Doubt - Underneath It All 8. Irv Gotti - Down 4 U 9. Lasgo - Alone 10. Kelly Rowland & Nelly - Dilemma 11. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 12. Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler 13. Aqualung - Strange & Beautiful 14. Christina Milian - When You Look At Me 15. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You NEWS 16. Oasis - Little By Little 17. Appleton - Fantasy 18. The Streets - Dont Mug Yourself 19. Romeo - Romeo Dun NEWS 20. Sugababes - Round Round 21. Cam'Ron - Oh Boy 22. Richard Ashcroft - 23. Shakedown - At Night 24. Pink - Just Like A Pill (No.1 on Sunday) 25. Shed Seven - Chasing Rainbows 26. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 27. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
Chris couldnt sleep til 4:30am this morning and he got a lot of phone calls bugging him. He didnt go out for training today so he doesnt expect the win the licky licky brown nose even though he trained on Monday and Tuesday. He also found out that Joanna Taylor is going out with Danny Murphy, who plays for Liverpool. The Evening Standard ran a story about DJs being under threat from the sack which included Moyles and Dave Pearce. It says he has complained about his punishing schedule even though the TV show hasnt even started. The woman who wrote the article was Jessica Hodgson who was the media correspondant. It says at the bottom of the story that he signed a 2 year deal so the last bit totally makes the rest a non story. Chris called it Lazy Journalism. Then theres a bit of how Radio 1 has lost its way by not playing rock n roll and playing cheesy dance music. Spoony came in and said that he hasnt read so much drivel in his life.
Chris addresses the points
1. Chris is under threat from Radio 1 and has complained about his punishing schedule - Im not under threat whatsoever, Andy Parfitt has no intention of putting me under threat cos were all happy.
2. Moyles has complained about his punishing schedule - Again no I havent.
3. Sources have revealed that he is tiring of his Radio job - Who says, what sources?, Ill say now im not tiring of this job, in fact I love it even more that I used to.
4. They are speaking to a number of people about Chris Moyles slot - Well if thats a radio thing but if its a personal thing then im worried. I dont want people discussing my slot
5. There is such a degree of political infighting that people working at Radio 1 are suffering from very low morale - Now can I actually clear this up, thats nothing to do with political infighting thats just the bad wages they pay and the air conditioning not working ten minutes before we go live on the air
Time For Big Blubber
Lizzie - Seeing as its National Blood Pressure Awareness Week, I thought it would be a good idea to get an update on the teams health. Lizzie had a very acceptable reading, clearly she was off the booze last night and has skipped her usual double dose of caffeine. She trained well and her cycling is clearly paying off. She squatted against the tree with ease and could clearly crack nuts between those strong thighs.
Will - Wills blood pressure, like Lizzies, was quite normal. His stress levels are low and I dont think his occasional eating of kebabs and chips has raised any cholestrol levels too high just yet. His heart rate however could do with dropping a few beats. His high reading may have something to do with the fact he just stubbed out a fag before training. Dispite denial of his sin, the stench of an old ashtray and smokey haze around him was a bit of a giveaway.
Dave - It was last minute preparations for Dave before his big run on Sunday. This is Daves first test for physical activity since Sports Day at Primary School. The nerves are beginning to show but Dave just needs to keep focussed and hold on to his self belief. I am confident he will conquer the demanding course and set a precedent for his future runs.
Chris - Only a few weeks left before Chris Great North Run, this week saw his final long run before he eases down for his long run. We completed a staggering 9 and a quarter miles. The distance was fine for Chris but clearly he found conversation a litle dull as he complained constantly about being bored. A very good start to Chris week has gone a little pear shaped. There was no sight nor sound of him this morning. I hope he remembers training tomorrow and also he has a Sunday morning
The Licky Licky Brown Nose goes to Christopher Moyles.
Talent Trawl - Winner Got a Choice of either Speed or Predator on DVD
Line 1 - Gwen did an impression of a pig in distress 17/30 (picked Predator)
Line 2 - Mark did an impression of Space Invaders 10/30
Chris talked to Juliet after the 5 news about her spending 3 days with the England ladies football team in Iceland. Chris says that the usual stereotype for women who play football are they are hippocrocapigs and he wanted to know if they were any fit ones. Juliet misinterpreted this to mean that they were fit to play but said that there was 6 good looking ones when Chris pressed her for an answer. Dave asked if that was out of the full 32 squad.
Daves Tedious Link
Chad Jackson Hear The Drummer Get Wicked - Wicked is associated with Witches - Witches ride broomsticks - Broomsticks are used to sweep the floor - TV personality Sweep has a mate called Sooty - Sooty is a puppet - Puppet rhymes with Muppet - The Muppets were created by Jim Henson - Change the E to A makes Hanson - Hanson rhymes with Marilyn Manson - Marilyn Manson recently covered Soft Cells Tainted Love - Soft Cells lead singer is Marc Almond - Almonds are nuts - Nuts grow in the jungle - Jungle rhymes with Bungle - Bungle was a character in Rainbow - Which links us to Chasing Rainbows by Shed Seven
Chris couldnt sleep til 4:30am this morning and he got a lot of phone calls bugging him. He didnt go out for training today so he doesnt expect the win the licky licky brown nose even though he trained on Monday and Tuesday. He also found out that Joanna Taylor is going out with Danny Murphy, who plays for Liverpool. The Evening Standard ran a story about DJs being under threat from the sack which included Moyles and Dave Pearce. It says he has complained about his punishing schedule even though the TV show hasnt even started. The woman who wrote the article was Jessica Hodgson who was the media correspondant. It says at the bottom of the story that he signed a 2 year deal so the last bit totally makes the rest a non story. Chris called it Lazy Journalism. Then theres a bit of how Radio 1 has lost its way by not playing rock n roll and playing cheesy dance music. Spoony came in and said that he hasnt read so much drivel in his life.
Chris addresses the points
1. Chris is under threat from Radio 1 and has complained about his punishing schedule - Im not under threat whatsoever, Andy Parfitt has no intention of putting me under threat cos were all happy.
2. Moyles has complained about his punishing schedule - Again no I havent.
3. Sources have revealed that he is tiring of his Radio job - Who says, what sources?, Ill say now im not tiring of this job, in fact I love it even more that I used to.
4. They are speaking to a number of people about Chris Moyles slot - Well if thats a radio thing but if its a personal thing then im worried. I dont want people discussing my slot
5. There is such a degree of political infighting that people working at Radio 1 are suffering from very low morale - Now can I actually clear this up, thats nothing to do with political infighting thats just the bad wages they pay and the air conditioning not working ten minutes before we go live on the air
Time For Big Blubber
Lizzie - Seeing as its National Blood Pressure Awareness Week, I thought it would be a good idea to get an update on the teams health. Lizzie had a very acceptable reading, clearly she was off the booze last night and has skipped her usual double dose of caffeine. She trained well and her cycling is clearly paying off. She squatted against the tree with ease and could clearly crack nuts between those strong thighs.
Will - Wills blood pressure, like Lizzies, was quite normal. His stress levels are low and I dont think his occasional eating of kebabs and chips has raised any cholestrol levels too high just yet. His heart rate however could do with dropping a few beats. His high reading may have something to do with the fact he just stubbed out a fag before training. Dispite denial of his sin, the stench of an old ashtray and smokey haze around him was a bit of a giveaway.
Dave - It was last minute preparations for Dave before his big run on Sunday. This is Daves first test for physical activity since Sports Day at Primary School. The nerves are beginning to show but Dave just needs to keep focussed and hold on to his self belief. I am confident he will conquer the demanding course and set a precedent for his future runs.
Chris - Only a few weeks left before Chris Great North Run, this week saw his final long run before he eases down for his long run. We completed a staggering 9 and a quarter miles. The distance was fine for Chris but clearly he found conversation a litle dull as he complained constantly about being bored. A very good start to Chris week has gone a little pear shaped. There was no sight nor sound of him this morning. I hope he remembers training tomorrow and also he has a Sunday morning
The Licky Licky Brown Nose goes to Christopher Moyles.
Talent Trawl - Winner Got a Choice of either Speed or Predator on DVD
Line 1 - Gwen did an impression of a pig in distress 17/30 (picked Predator)
Line 2 - Mark did an impression of Space Invaders 10/30
Chris talked to Juliet after the 5 news about her spending 3 days with the England ladies football team in Iceland. Chris says that the usual stereotype for women who play football are they are hippocrocapigs and he wanted to know if they were any fit ones. Juliet misinterpreted this to mean that they were fit to play but said that there was 6 good looking ones when Chris pressed her for an answer. Dave asked if that was out of the full 32 squad.
Daves Tedious Link
Chad Jackson Hear The Drummer Get Wicked - Wicked is associated with Witches - Witches ride broomsticks - Broomsticks are used to sweep the floor - TV personality Sweep has a mate called Sooty - Sooty is a puppet - Puppet rhymes with Muppet - The Muppets were created by Jim Henson - Change the E to A makes Hanson - Hanson rhymes with Marilyn Manson - Marilyn Manson recently covered Soft Cells Tainted Love - Soft Cells lead singer is Marc Almond - Almonds are nuts - Nuts grow in the jungle - Jungle rhymes with Bungle - Bungle was a character in Rainbow - Which links us to Chasing Rainbows by Shed Seven