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- Tue Sep 17, 2002 5:20 pm
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1. Sugababes - Round Round 2. IIO- Rapture 3. Irv Gotti - Down 4 U 4. RHCP - By The Way 5. Ian Van Dahl - Flying 6. Pink - Just Like A Pill 7. Truth Hurts - Addictive 8. Aqualung - Strange & Beautiful 9. Jamiroquai - Little L 10. Strokes - Someday 11. Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet 12. Puretone - Addicted To Bass 13. Dannii Minogue - Put The Needle On It 14. 14. Milky - Just The Way You Are 15. Oxide & Neutrino - Dem Girls NEWS 16. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 17. Ms Dynamite - Dynamighty 18. The Vines - Outtathaway 19. Xpress 2 - Lazy 20. Atomic Kitten - Tide Is High NEWS 21. Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me 22. The Streets - Dont Mug Yourself {Color Me Badd Weekend} 23. Nickelback - Too Bad 24. Electronic - Getting Away With It 25. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 26. Feeder - Come Back Around
Chris ordered a multi region DVD player on the net on Thursday and it arrived yesterday. The dvd drawer door however was inside the bit the disc sits. He rang up and was told that they didnt stock them anymore and that if he brought it back, they would upgrade it to a new one. Chris had bought 3 DVDs especially for this new player. But he realised immediately afterwards through trial and error that his computer plays multi regioned dvds so he neednt have bothered but he took the upgrade anyway (more money than sense perhaps). The 3 DVDS were briefly talked about. The usual porn discs talk came up with Dave adding Look Whos Porking into the mix. One of the films that he bought is only being released in the UK this week. This was called Changing Lanes with Ben Affleck and Samuel L Jackson. Will received Porn titles through email but he couldnt say any of them.
Chris received an invite from Dale Winton to go to his book launch and in the typed letter there was a little written message saying No need to bring a bottle, just you and your goatee. Thats no way to talk about Sophie surely. The countdown is on for next Monday night when Chris new show starts. He said that he didnt mention it all last week so he can plug the show 5 more times. Will had a Guess Who, which he saw at the train station, was former Masterchef host and Through The Keyhole roamer Loyd Grossman. Dave said that he would let him roam around his house and said that Clive Warren was featured on it once.
Chris had 4 Phoenix Nights First Series DVDS to give away. It was 5 but Moocher Miles took one. I say next time they have an unsavoury feature, use Miles. Dave and Will came up with the feature nicked from the Phoenix Nights show which was called Talent Trawl 2002. 2 Links of talented people competed to win the prizes, the word talented being very thin on the ground.
Line 1 was Vanessa who could blow air out of her eyes. Line 3 was Kerry who could do a horse impression. Kerry won the first heat. The next link had Matt who could human beatbox, which I found funny and 13 year old Oliver from Peebles in Scotland who could play the theme tune on his keyboard. Oliver won but there was two problems. One was that he was 13 and the DVD was rated 15 and also that he didnt have a DVD player. Chris brought in his Leeds Merchandise Catalogue and showed that even though the whole bedroom was decked in Leeds stuff, it looked appalling.
Semi New Feature
ON REMAND
Chris - These are the same 2 people
Will - Are you sure?
Chris - Well they have the same name so it doesnt take a graphology expert to work out that both are from the same address HM Prison Holmes House, Stockton On Tees.
Dave - What a research team!
Chris - So one got sent to you Will, ok lets read them Your guest appearances on Sport on 5ive were outstanding. I have avidly followed your football match predictions and I am consequently out of pocket. Your knowledge of the game is second to none. How you manage to keep all the statistics in your head is beyond me. I would like you to predict the outcome if you will the West Ham Man City game. If the opportunity arises do you think you could replace Alan Green as the commentator on 5 Live. Ok Will can you hazard a guess as to what the result will be?
Will - Oh you are trying to catch me out here because its already been played hasnt it. It was 2-2
Chris - Is that right Dave?
Dave - I cant remember actually
Chris - The second letter reads Dear Chris... wait are you happy to keep in this stuff Will?
Will - Gloss over some of the details
Chris - Ok, well you havent highlighted what I can or cant read out, you pillock. Dear Chris im currently on remand. Hold on ill leave all the gruesome details out.
Will - I think thats probably for the best yes
Chris Dear Chris im currently on remand at the above named calamoose
Will - Calamoose, will you do the fandango
Dave - Whats a calamoose then?
Will - Think its posh name for a prison
Chris - Anyway, I was wondering if the magnificent mystic horse could predict the outcome of my trial. My star sign is scorpio and I was born under a new moon. I also support Manchester City. (starts to laugh) If you are passing up north on your next visit call in. We do not have a bar but the canteen sells delightful cups of starfm coffee. If you passing on your next visit pick me up and ask if I can come for a couple of beers with you. Ill only stop for one because ill be off. So he was wondering if mystic horse could predict the outcome of his trial. Sadly mystic horse cannot get involved in situations like that for horsey legal reasons but he does wish you al the best and suggests that maybe you turn to God and leave your life of crime behind you and move on to a better life. If you would like to write in, send your letters to... Will Kinder Radio 1 On Remand London W1N 4DJ
Will - Nooooooo
Daves Tedious Link
Oasis Rock N Roll Star - Oasis is also the name of a drink with the slogan Open Pour, Be Yourself once more - Pour Some Sugar on Me was a hit for Def Leppard - Def Leppards drummer has only one arm - Captain Hook also only had one arm - Captain Hook shares his surname with the band Dr Hook who had a hit called A Little Bit More, which was covered by 911 - There was a member of 911 called Spike - Take off the S and that gets you pike, which is a type of fish - Haddock is another type of fish - If you merge the word Haddock with the word TakeAway, you get Haddaway - Haddaway had a hit in 1993 with What Is Love in the Summer - Summer sounds like Sumner as in Bernard Sumner who was in New Order - Bernard Sumner also was in the band Electronic which links us to tedious link being 1992 hit Getting Away with It by Electronic (A perfect chance to play Blue Monday missed)
NEWS IN BRIEF
Ian McCaskill, Rik Waller, Jono Coleman, Coleen Nolan and Anne Widdecombe are all in Celebrity Fit Club on a week on Friday on ITV.
New Revelation by Dave
I QUITE LIKE THE NEW RECORD FROM THE STREETS
Dannii Minogue had her new single played. Chris talked about the time when she came in and they got on like George Bush and Bin Laden in a lift. This was nearly exactly 2 years ago for the Second birthday show. Chris did a jokey interview but she was all intent in plugging her Notre Damme De Paris she was starring in at the time. I wouldnt worry about it, she did the same thing to Jonathon Ross 3 days later. She got quite annoyed and threatened to walk out on Ross.
Chris ordered a multi region DVD player on the net on Thursday and it arrived yesterday. The dvd drawer door however was inside the bit the disc sits. He rang up and was told that they didnt stock them anymore and that if he brought it back, they would upgrade it to a new one. Chris had bought 3 DVDs especially for this new player. But he realised immediately afterwards through trial and error that his computer plays multi regioned dvds so he neednt have bothered but he took the upgrade anyway (more money than sense perhaps). The 3 DVDS were briefly talked about. The usual porn discs talk came up with Dave adding Look Whos Porking into the mix. One of the films that he bought is only being released in the UK this week. This was called Changing Lanes with Ben Affleck and Samuel L Jackson. Will received Porn titles through email but he couldnt say any of them.
Chris received an invite from Dale Winton to go to his book launch and in the typed letter there was a little written message saying No need to bring a bottle, just you and your goatee. Thats no way to talk about Sophie surely. The countdown is on for next Monday night when Chris new show starts. He said that he didnt mention it all last week so he can plug the show 5 more times. Will had a Guess Who, which he saw at the train station, was former Masterchef host and Through The Keyhole roamer Loyd Grossman. Dave said that he would let him roam around his house and said that Clive Warren was featured on it once.
Chris had 4 Phoenix Nights First Series DVDS to give away. It was 5 but Moocher Miles took one. I say next time they have an unsavoury feature, use Miles. Dave and Will came up with the feature nicked from the Phoenix Nights show which was called Talent Trawl 2002. 2 Links of talented people competed to win the prizes, the word talented being very thin on the ground.
Line 1 was Vanessa who could blow air out of her eyes. Line 3 was Kerry who could do a horse impression. Kerry won the first heat. The next link had Matt who could human beatbox, which I found funny and 13 year old Oliver from Peebles in Scotland who could play the theme tune on his keyboard. Oliver won but there was two problems. One was that he was 13 and the DVD was rated 15 and also that he didnt have a DVD player. Chris brought in his Leeds Merchandise Catalogue and showed that even though the whole bedroom was decked in Leeds stuff, it looked appalling.
Semi New Feature
ON REMAND
Chris - These are the same 2 people
Will - Are you sure?
Chris - Well they have the same name so it doesnt take a graphology expert to work out that both are from the same address HM Prison Holmes House, Stockton On Tees.
Dave - What a research team!
Chris - So one got sent to you Will, ok lets read them Your guest appearances on Sport on 5ive were outstanding. I have avidly followed your football match predictions and I am consequently out of pocket. Your knowledge of the game is second to none. How you manage to keep all the statistics in your head is beyond me. I would like you to predict the outcome if you will the West Ham Man City game. If the opportunity arises do you think you could replace Alan Green as the commentator on 5 Live. Ok Will can you hazard a guess as to what the result will be?
Will - Oh you are trying to catch me out here because its already been played hasnt it. It was 2-2
Chris - Is that right Dave?
Dave - I cant remember actually
Chris - The second letter reads Dear Chris... wait are you happy to keep in this stuff Will?
Will - Gloss over some of the details
Chris - Ok, well you havent highlighted what I can or cant read out, you pillock. Dear Chris im currently on remand. Hold on ill leave all the gruesome details out.
Will - I think thats probably for the best yes
Chris Dear Chris im currently on remand at the above named calamoose
Will - Calamoose, will you do the fandango
Dave - Whats a calamoose then?
Will - Think its posh name for a prison
Chris - Anyway, I was wondering if the magnificent mystic horse could predict the outcome of my trial. My star sign is scorpio and I was born under a new moon. I also support Manchester City. (starts to laugh) If you are passing up north on your next visit call in. We do not have a bar but the canteen sells delightful cups of starfm coffee. If you passing on your next visit pick me up and ask if I can come for a couple of beers with you. Ill only stop for one because ill be off. So he was wondering if mystic horse could predict the outcome of his trial. Sadly mystic horse cannot get involved in situations like that for horsey legal reasons but he does wish you al the best and suggests that maybe you turn to God and leave your life of crime behind you and move on to a better life. If you would like to write in, send your letters to... Will Kinder Radio 1 On Remand London W1N 4DJ
Will - Nooooooo
Daves Tedious Link
Oasis Rock N Roll Star - Oasis is also the name of a drink with the slogan Open Pour, Be Yourself once more - Pour Some Sugar on Me was a hit for Def Leppard - Def Leppards drummer has only one arm - Captain Hook also only had one arm - Captain Hook shares his surname with the band Dr Hook who had a hit called A Little Bit More, which was covered by 911 - There was a member of 911 called Spike - Take off the S and that gets you pike, which is a type of fish - Haddock is another type of fish - If you merge the word Haddock with the word TakeAway, you get Haddaway - Haddaway had a hit in 1993 with What Is Love in the Summer - Summer sounds like Sumner as in Bernard Sumner who was in New Order - Bernard Sumner also was in the band Electronic which links us to tedious link being 1992 hit Getting Away with It by Electronic (A perfect chance to play Blue Monday missed)
NEWS IN BRIEF
Ian McCaskill, Rik Waller, Jono Coleman, Coleen Nolan and Anne Widdecombe are all in Celebrity Fit Club on a week on Friday on ITV.
New Revelation by Dave
I QUITE LIKE THE NEW RECORD FROM THE STREETS
Dannii Minogue had her new single played. Chris talked about the time when she came in and they got on like George Bush and Bin Laden in a lift. This was nearly exactly 2 years ago for the Second birthday show. Chris did a jokey interview but she was all intent in plugging her Notre Damme De Paris she was starring in at the time. I wouldnt worry about it, she did the same thing to Jonathon Ross 3 days later. She got quite annoyed and threatened to walk out on Ross.
