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- Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:22 pm
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Chris had his night out with his lady friend. They finally decided to go to see Minority Report with Tom Cruise. Chris found it a bit weird and thought 2 hours drinking would have been more enjoyable. Chris said that the place they went to was like an all in one place that had a cinema, restaurant etc, all in one roof. Chris said the Restaurant was terribly slow and that the starter came at the same time as the main course.
Dave had a one time game called Donkey Gong which was named as they had a sound of a donkey to start the game and the sound of a gong to end the quiz. The questions were general pop culture and 2 callers battled head to head to win diddly squat. Line 1 was Gary from Leicester and Line 2 was Kerry from Cambridge. Kerry won 7-5. The only thing going for this game was the hilarious donkey sound effect.
DAVID DICKINSON LIVE ON THE PHONE at 4:10pm
Chris So tomorrow night then
Dave It goes primetime
Chris Thats right one of the greatest programmes ever made, ever seen by the British public finally hits the big time when BH goes primetime. If youve never seen Bargain Hunt, its one of the greatest television programmes ever and its presenter is a legend. He is the Duke. He is one of the most stylish men on the television since the Carringtons and the Colbys. His name is David Dickinson.
David Uh Ha Ha Ha
Chris And hes sounding like Frank Bruno
David How are you doing mate?
Chris Very Well, you must be excited?
David Very, very excited waiting for it to happen tomorrow night
Chris So you are going up against the Bill, is that right?
David Going up against the Bill.
Chris You will beat them.
David The Bill has no chance.
Chris Its been on for ages whereas there are loads of people who have heard of Bargain Hunt but they have never seen it, those kind of people who have got jobs and Im sure they are intrigued to see the legendary Duke in action
David You are so flattering Chris, your a good mate, can I tell you that the show has been nominated for Royal Television Awards in October for the most popular daytime programme.
Chris Wow, Do you know who you are up against in that category?
David We are up against GMTV, Countdown and Neighbours.
Chris You should storm that, so can you give an insight into tomorrow nights show or are you going to keep it as a surprise?
David They got a little extra money, theyve got 500 pounds instead 200
Chris and Dave OOOOH!
David They got 2 hours instead of 1 hour.
Chris and Dave OOOOH!
David But they still come back with the same old crap.
Chris Is it still the Red and Blue team?
David Yes but I meet a certain Lola, a showgirl
Chris What, a hooker?
David Not a hooker but a dancer called Lola who I get to dance with.
Chris You little cheeky devil.
Dave Does she have fancy ribbons in her hair and a dress cut up to there
David She was the girl that was in the original stage version of Copa Cobana
Chris And you dance with her on the show?
David I do a little bit, a little bit of a jig round with the dinner jacket on me.
Chris And what does Mrs Dickinson have to say about that?
David She had a little bit of a chuckle
Chris Why, Are you not good at dancing? Can you let us into what ensemble you will be wearing tomorrow night?
David Its the usual Duke clothes but during the dancing you will see me in a white smooth smoking jacket
Chris Very very nice, so this is great, anyone who has heard David on our show before or heard Scott talk about him, if youve never seen Bargain Hunt before, youve got to watch it. Where are you now David?
David Im on the A1, my trusty driver Martin is taking me to Norfolk at full speed where we will be filming again tomorrow in the small town of Dis
Chris In Dis, so if anyones listening there...
Dave Check DIS out
David We are turning off to the A14 heading towards Cambridgeshire. We are heading towards Bury St Edmonds, its a Vauxhall Omega, the guy in the front, Martin my driver, is wearing the dark glasses, hes a big guy, you want to see the sight of him, hes an ex Rugby player
Chris I wont say anything but nice things about him then, I just wanted to wish you all the best
David Chris, your a sweetheart, thank you very much and I very much appreciate it, hello to all your listeners and can I say im looking forward to your new show by the way
Chris Im not allowed to mention it
David Well I can mention it
Chris After Eastenders tomorrow, Thanks for taking the time to talk to us
David Thanks Chris, you made an old rocker very happy
TITTERS UPDATE
Chris Tittleys side of the story is that a friend of a friend of a friend heard him on our show and asked him to appear at the club, The Athena at Telford. The deal was free beer and be the judge of the Miss Wet T-Shirt contest
Dave So Tittleys out for the lads
Chris So he was asked to appear at the club, so armed with a Supersoaker 2000 and with his mates Si and Chris with watering cans, they drunkenly did their duty. So there are some photos here of the Miss Wet T-Shirt competition and can I just say that certain women who are that ugly should not be allowed out in the streets after a certain time in the evening. They will scare the kids. Heres pictures of them squirting water at them. How sexist is this.
Dave Im amazed this sort of thing still goes on in the year 2002
Chris Here I am trying to get away from the sexist thing, mind you she has cracking knockers... sorry you had to see that coming, just a joke. (looks at photo) Ooh dear, shes not backward in coming forward.
Dave Is she the winner?
Chris I dont know but shes a winner in my eyes, mind you if she stood anywhere near you, she would be in your eyes
Jess Are you sure they are real?
Dave I dont think thats important
Chris Says here the one on the right won, but ive got 10 pictures and theres a photo of Paul with all the girls pulling up their wet T-shirts. Now I tell you, what kind of girls are these (whispers) and do you have their number Paul? How degrading. Im intrigued by this photo here, i think it might be the angle
Dave The lighting perhaps, the way the lights shine of her .. .. hair
Chris .. .. Her hair there, that one on the left hahaha
Dave She looks like a cross between that woman in Wyclef Jean advert, you know the momma needs love one, and she also looks a bit like Mel Smith
Lizzie Tittley gave me an anecdote that the girl who came last took it very well. She said im not surprised, my breasts arent looking that good, only gave birth 8 days ago
Chris I Feel Sick
Chris auditioned Dave and Lizzie for Fame Academy. Dave sang Lady In Red by Chris De Burgh and Lizzie sang Back For Good by Take That. The auditions will be held this weekend at Rada, Mallet Street in London on Saturday morning and in Newcastle, Old Assembly Rooms at the same time.
Daves tedious link
Dream Warriors - They came from Canada - Canadian police force are called Mounties - Mountie rhymes with Bounty - Which is a Taste Of Paradise - The Sabres Of Paradise were the brainchild of DJ Andy Wetherall - Wetherall loosely rhymes with overall which are worn by mechanics - mechanics fix cars - you cant get fitter than a qwik fit fitter - Fitter rhymes with Pitta - As in the bread envelope around your donner kebab - donna summer was a disco diva with a lot of soul - and if you put the word Birdhouse along with the word Soul you get todays They Might Be Giants and Birdhouse In Your Soul
Chris had his night out with his lady friend. They finally decided to go to see Minority Report with Tom Cruise. Chris found it a bit weird and thought 2 hours drinking would have been more enjoyable. Chris said that the place they went to was like an all in one place that had a cinema, restaurant etc, all in one roof. Chris said the Restaurant was terribly slow and that the starter came at the same time as the main course.
Dave had a one time game called Donkey Gong which was named as they had a sound of a donkey to start the game and the sound of a gong to end the quiz. The questions were general pop culture and 2 callers battled head to head to win diddly squat. Line 1 was Gary from Leicester and Line 2 was Kerry from Cambridge. Kerry won 7-5. The only thing going for this game was the hilarious donkey sound effect.
DAVID DICKINSON LIVE ON THE PHONE at 4:10pm
Chris So tomorrow night then
Dave It goes primetime
Chris Thats right one of the greatest programmes ever made, ever seen by the British public finally hits the big time when BH goes primetime. If youve never seen Bargain Hunt, its one of the greatest television programmes ever and its presenter is a legend. He is the Duke. He is one of the most stylish men on the television since the Carringtons and the Colbys. His name is David Dickinson.
David Uh Ha Ha Ha
Chris And hes sounding like Frank Bruno
David How are you doing mate?
Chris Very Well, you must be excited?
David Very, very excited waiting for it to happen tomorrow night
Chris So you are going up against the Bill, is that right?
David Going up against the Bill.
Chris You will beat them.
David The Bill has no chance.
Chris Its been on for ages whereas there are loads of people who have heard of Bargain Hunt but they have never seen it, those kind of people who have got jobs and Im sure they are intrigued to see the legendary Duke in action
David You are so flattering Chris, your a good mate, can I tell you that the show has been nominated for Royal Television Awards in October for the most popular daytime programme.
Chris Wow, Do you know who you are up against in that category?
David We are up against GMTV, Countdown and Neighbours.
Chris You should storm that, so can you give an insight into tomorrow nights show or are you going to keep it as a surprise?
David They got a little extra money, theyve got 500 pounds instead 200
Chris and Dave OOOOH!
David They got 2 hours instead of 1 hour.
Chris and Dave OOOOH!
David But they still come back with the same old crap.
Chris Is it still the Red and Blue team?
David Yes but I meet a certain Lola, a showgirl
Chris What, a hooker?
David Not a hooker but a dancer called Lola who I get to dance with.
Chris You little cheeky devil.
Dave Does she have fancy ribbons in her hair and a dress cut up to there
David She was the girl that was in the original stage version of Copa Cobana
Chris And you dance with her on the show?
David I do a little bit, a little bit of a jig round with the dinner jacket on me.
Chris And what does Mrs Dickinson have to say about that?
David She had a little bit of a chuckle
Chris Why, Are you not good at dancing? Can you let us into what ensemble you will be wearing tomorrow night?
David Its the usual Duke clothes but during the dancing you will see me in a white smooth smoking jacket
Chris Very very nice, so this is great, anyone who has heard David on our show before or heard Scott talk about him, if youve never seen Bargain Hunt before, youve got to watch it. Where are you now David?
David Im on the A1, my trusty driver Martin is taking me to Norfolk at full speed where we will be filming again tomorrow in the small town of Dis
Chris In Dis, so if anyones listening there...
Dave Check DIS out
David We are turning off to the A14 heading towards Cambridgeshire. We are heading towards Bury St Edmonds, its a Vauxhall Omega, the guy in the front, Martin my driver, is wearing the dark glasses, hes a big guy, you want to see the sight of him, hes an ex Rugby player
Chris I wont say anything but nice things about him then, I just wanted to wish you all the best
David Chris, your a sweetheart, thank you very much and I very much appreciate it, hello to all your listeners and can I say im looking forward to your new show by the way
Chris Im not allowed to mention it
David Well I can mention it
Chris After Eastenders tomorrow, Thanks for taking the time to talk to us
David Thanks Chris, you made an old rocker very happy
TITTERS UPDATE
Chris Tittleys side of the story is that a friend of a friend of a friend heard him on our show and asked him to appear at the club, The Athena at Telford. The deal was free beer and be the judge of the Miss Wet T-Shirt contest
Dave So Tittleys out for the lads
Chris So he was asked to appear at the club, so armed with a Supersoaker 2000 and with his mates Si and Chris with watering cans, they drunkenly did their duty. So there are some photos here of the Miss Wet T-Shirt competition and can I just say that certain women who are that ugly should not be allowed out in the streets after a certain time in the evening. They will scare the kids. Heres pictures of them squirting water at them. How sexist is this.
Dave Im amazed this sort of thing still goes on in the year 2002
Chris Here I am trying to get away from the sexist thing, mind you she has cracking knockers... sorry you had to see that coming, just a joke. (looks at photo) Ooh dear, shes not backward in coming forward.
Dave Is she the winner?
Chris I dont know but shes a winner in my eyes, mind you if she stood anywhere near you, she would be in your eyes
Jess Are you sure they are real?
Dave I dont think thats important
Chris Says here the one on the right won, but ive got 10 pictures and theres a photo of Paul with all the girls pulling up their wet T-shirts. Now I tell you, what kind of girls are these (whispers) and do you have their number Paul? How degrading. Im intrigued by this photo here, i think it might be the angle
Dave The lighting perhaps, the way the lights shine of her .. .. hair
Chris .. .. Her hair there, that one on the left hahaha
Dave She looks like a cross between that woman in Wyclef Jean advert, you know the momma needs love one, and she also looks a bit like Mel Smith
Lizzie Tittley gave me an anecdote that the girl who came last took it very well. She said im not surprised, my breasts arent looking that good, only gave birth 8 days ago
Chris I Feel Sick
Chris auditioned Dave and Lizzie for Fame Academy. Dave sang Lady In Red by Chris De Burgh and Lizzie sang Back For Good by Take That. The auditions will be held this weekend at Rada, Mallet Street in London on Saturday morning and in Newcastle, Old Assembly Rooms at the same time.
Daves tedious link
Dream Warriors - They came from Canada - Canadian police force are called Mounties - Mountie rhymes with Bounty - Which is a Taste Of Paradise - The Sabres Of Paradise were the brainchild of DJ Andy Wetherall - Wetherall loosely rhymes with overall which are worn by mechanics - mechanics fix cars - you cant get fitter than a qwik fit fitter - Fitter rhymes with Pitta - As in the bread envelope around your donner kebab - donna summer was a disco diva with a lot of soul - and if you put the word Birdhouse along with the word Soul you get todays They Might Be Giants and Birdhouse In Your Soul
