chrismoyles.net
- Wed Aug 14, 2002 5:45 pm
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1. Snap - Do You See The Light 2. MISSED 3. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise 4. Vanessa Carlton - 1000 Miles 5. Ash - Envy NEWS 6. Nelly - Hot In Herre 7. Third Edge - In & Out 8. Moby - Extreme Ways 9. No Doubt - Hey Baby 10. Daniel Bedingfield - James Dean 11. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way 12. Dre & 2Pac - California Love 13. Blazing Squad - Crossroads 14. Jurgen Vries - The Theme 15. Supergrass - Grace NEWS 16. Sugababes - Round Round 17. Ja Rule - Livin It Up 18. Kosheen - Harder 19. Chad Kroeger - Hero 20. Lasgo - Alone NEWS 21. Truth Hurts - Addictive 22. White Stripes - Fell In Love With A Girl 23. Jakatta & Seal - My Vision 24. Fat Joe - Whats Love 25. Coldplay - In My Place 26. Mock Turtles - Can You Dig It 27. Ashanti - Foolish 28. Royksopp - Remind Me
The show started today with a new advert from Voiceover guy Paul advertising Natalie Appleton talking about the advantages of urine on UK Bilge called Nats Piss. Chris had to do a voice over for his own show for Channel 5. Basically they wanted him to stay for 3 hours and read off a 5 line script. Chris asked if there was images to go with the text. There wasnt. Chris asked if he just had to read the lines and they told him he could if he wanted but could make up stuff. Chris recorded it all in 20 minutes instead of the 3 hours allocated. With time to fill, Chris went on a spending spree for DVDs. He bought the Peter Kay video, the 2nd series of the Sopranos and the The West Wing double box set.
Chris asked for free blags as he wants to give Kate presents when he meets her. He got some free hair serum, Chocolate and Clearasil cleansing wipes. Chris recieved a handmade Leeds clock through the post from Ben & Peter in Aberystweth. This made Chris play some Leeds chants. Claire Bradley was back to read the news as Georgina was sick and had to go home. Chris apologized for telling people to watch the Benny Hill show last night as it was very dull and disappointing. The answer was that his nieces and nephews in Australia got the money. This led to a skit pisstake documentary of Who Got Chris Moyles millions. It will probably be on the vault soon.
Chris read from the paper about David Seaman being top of having very big meat and two veg. Chris decided to do a tournament to decide who wins the World Cup of Meat & Two Veg. The final was contested by Les Dennis and Chris Tarrant and after a draw, they awarded it to Tarrant.
And to the best part of the show
Chris Lielanis sister in the paper, wants to be a page 3 girl (adopts lamacq voice) and I must admit she does have lovely... eyes. Today they decided to get both sisters together topless which is in the middle of the paper. Now most blokes would find that sexy, 2 sisters topless but I always go for the family side of that and I cant see the blatant breasts side of it. I just think sisters, family, dont have any sisters, I have a brother, oh God me and Kieran topless, ewww, thats all I can think of though Leilani doesnt have as much hair on her chest than my brother and then I thought maybe me and our kid could do a topless photoshoot
Will Ahhhh, that would be disgusting
Chris What do you mean?, what about a team family, me, Dave, Will and Lizzie
Will No, how about you and your mum?
REST OF TEAM LAUGH
Chris WHAT, me and my mother... topless
Will Well not topless...
Chris How sick are you?
Will I I I I Didnt mean...
Chris Jesus Christ are you kidding me. My mother is 61 years old
Will I didnt mean to upset you
Chris And you want to see her topless?
Will No
Chris You are so sick, thats my mother, Ive got a good mind to come over there and punch you on the face
Will I meant like a family portrait
Chris Well while we are at it maybe your mother and mine could do one together, lets get all the mothers of the team, mother knockers, middle of page 3... You Sicko!
Dave Readers Mothers
Chris NOW IVE GOT AN IMAGE IN MY HEAD
Dave Tell you what I think, I prefer the idea of you and Kieran
Will Yeah I think I do
Chris Well imagine me and your girlfriend naked, Im going to have to get you back somehow, I feel sick, even my dad doesnt look at them anymore and you want to see photos of them
Chris read from the paper about how thongs are at an all time sales high. Never one to miss an opportunity, Chris asked for listeners to send in pictures of them in their thongs. It is open to men and women and they called it Eurovision Thong Contest. Mike, 45 from Warrington sent in a pic of him in a leopard skin thong. This will run until the end of the week. He also read about how Will Young cant get a bloke and Chris made a spoof advert as Simon Cowell advertising for a fella for Will with the background music being YMCA by the Village People. It was played before the Kosheen record.
Chris finds the game A Game of Two Halves an abysmal feature. Michelle answered the question and wins tickets to Blackburn Rovers first home game. Lizzie has made up with Chris. Dave says she was 25 and Lizzie butts in and says that she is 23. Dave claimed to be her management as part of DVM highly regardly assets. A impromptu advert was made for DVM. It was done in 4 takes.
The show started today with a new advert from Voiceover guy Paul advertising Natalie Appleton talking about the advantages of urine on UK Bilge called Nats Piss. Chris had to do a voice over for his own show for Channel 5. Basically they wanted him to stay for 3 hours and read off a 5 line script. Chris asked if there was images to go with the text. There wasnt. Chris asked if he just had to read the lines and they told him he could if he wanted but could make up stuff. Chris recorded it all in 20 minutes instead of the 3 hours allocated. With time to fill, Chris went on a spending spree for DVDs. He bought the Peter Kay video, the 2nd series of the Sopranos and the The West Wing double box set.
Chris asked for free blags as he wants to give Kate presents when he meets her. He got some free hair serum, Chocolate and Clearasil cleansing wipes. Chris recieved a handmade Leeds clock through the post from Ben & Peter in Aberystweth. This made Chris play some Leeds chants. Claire Bradley was back to read the news as Georgina was sick and had to go home. Chris apologized for telling people to watch the Benny Hill show last night as it was very dull and disappointing. The answer was that his nieces and nephews in Australia got the money. This led to a skit pisstake documentary of Who Got Chris Moyles millions. It will probably be on the vault soon.
Chris read from the paper about David Seaman being top of having very big meat and two veg. Chris decided to do a tournament to decide who wins the World Cup of Meat & Two Veg. The final was contested by Les Dennis and Chris Tarrant and after a draw, they awarded it to Tarrant.
And to the best part of the show
Chris Lielanis sister in the paper, wants to be a page 3 girl (adopts lamacq voice) and I must admit she does have lovely... eyes. Today they decided to get both sisters together topless which is in the middle of the paper. Now most blokes would find that sexy, 2 sisters topless but I always go for the family side of that and I cant see the blatant breasts side of it. I just think sisters, family, dont have any sisters, I have a brother, oh God me and Kieran topless, ewww, thats all I can think of though Leilani doesnt have as much hair on her chest than my brother and then I thought maybe me and our kid could do a topless photoshoot
Will Ahhhh, that would be disgusting
Chris What do you mean?, what about a team family, me, Dave, Will and Lizzie
Will No, how about you and your mum?
REST OF TEAM LAUGH
Chris WHAT, me and my mother... topless
Will Well not topless...
Chris How sick are you?
Will I I I I Didnt mean...
Chris Jesus Christ are you kidding me. My mother is 61 years old
Will I didnt mean to upset you
Chris And you want to see her topless?
Will No
Chris You are so sick, thats my mother, Ive got a good mind to come over there and punch you on the face
Will I meant like a family portrait
Chris Well while we are at it maybe your mother and mine could do one together, lets get all the mothers of the team, mother knockers, middle of page 3... You Sicko!
Dave Readers Mothers
Chris NOW IVE GOT AN IMAGE IN MY HEAD
Dave Tell you what I think, I prefer the idea of you and Kieran
Will Yeah I think I do
Chris Well imagine me and your girlfriend naked, Im going to have to get you back somehow, I feel sick, even my dad doesnt look at them anymore and you want to see photos of them
Chris read from the paper about how thongs are at an all time sales high. Never one to miss an opportunity, Chris asked for listeners to send in pictures of them in their thongs. It is open to men and women and they called it Eurovision Thong Contest. Mike, 45 from Warrington sent in a pic of him in a leopard skin thong. This will run until the end of the week. He also read about how Will Young cant get a bloke and Chris made a spoof advert as Simon Cowell advertising for a fella for Will with the background music being YMCA by the Village People. It was played before the Kosheen record.
Chris finds the game A Game of Two Halves an abysmal feature. Michelle answered the question and wins tickets to Blackburn Rovers first home game. Lizzie has made up with Chris. Dave says she was 25 and Lizzie butts in and says that she is 23. Dave claimed to be her management as part of DVM highly regardly assets. A impromptu advert was made for DVM. It was done in 4 takes.
