The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Snap - Do You See The Light 2. Outkast - Ms Jackson 3. Ms Dynamite - Dynamite 4. Elvis - Little Less Conversation 5. Toploader - Time Of My Life NEWS 6. Nelly - Hot In Herre 7. Kosheen - Harder 8. Doves - Pounding 9. Liberty X - Just A Little 10. CamRon - Oh Boy 11. RHCP - By The Way 12. Rui Da Silva - Touch Me 13. Darius - Colorblind 14. No Doubt - Hey Baby 15. Moby - Extreme Ways NEWS 16. Beyonce - Work It Out 17. Mint Royale - Sexiest Man In Jamaica 18. Appletons - Fancy 19. Chad Kroeger - Hero NEWS 20. Coldplay - In My Place 21. Darude - Sandstorm 22. Rhianna 23. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry 24. Sugababes - Round Round 25. Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

Chris and the team were in Studio 1 today next to Dave Pearce studio. Chris kept moaning that the four lights that were in the studio were placed in crap areas. Chris is now 9 days off the booze. The team did not touch a drop of alcohol last night (yes, even Lizzie) as they all chose water instead. Will had to go early to pack as he is going on holiday on Thursday. Dave asked him why his girlfriend doesnt do it for him. Will said his girlfriend wasnt as obedient as Daves was.
Yesterday was the Ideas and today was the implimentation of these ideas. They finally picked these 3.
1. Kinders Windows - Will goes round the BBC building and the team had to guess which window he was knocking on.
2. Lizzies Lies - Lizzies tells 3 facts about herself, only one of them is the truth
3. Top Trumps - Chris asked listeners to send mp3 sound clips, minidiscs or cds of them recording their farts.

Wills new feature for the first and probably last time came first. He knocked on these 3 windows.
1. The main reception area of the BBC
2. Window behind him that led to the Live Lounge
3. Window in Andy Parfitts office while he was out on the management floor
A mixed reaction was greeted on the emails as Paul in Bristol said it was good whilst Babs thought it was terribly boring.
Never work with children and animals they say, well another new phrase you could make up is Never leave children with Lizzie. Lizzie had to look after a 2 year old. Firstly she fed him raisins which made him constipated. She then made him a dinner of the culinary classic Cheese On Toast and to finish off some Natural Yoghurt with some fruit. Lizzie overdone the natural yoghurt and the child hated it.
Greco Watch - Tamara Woodford saw him at Jumpin Jacks last month and Richard on email says hes opening Office World in Bedford on Saturday. Nice to see the work hasnt dried up. Unfortunately this is probably the last one because someone has told Greco about the feature on the show and he aint a happy amm goatee faced person with a bad throat.
Chris talked football so bored me to death requesting 2 season tickets and about the fixtures at the start of the season. Leave the football chat to 5 Live. Lizzie had plenty of time on her hands so it seemed as she was trawling through websites for farts and farting. She found a site of fart poems ( http://www.fartfarm.com/poems ) and she found a list of other words you can use for the word fart. Some of the examples were Bottom Burp, Trouser Thunder from Down Under, Anal Audio, Butt Trumpet, Bench Warmer and Chris favourite was Exercising the Meat Nozzle.
Chris found much amusement with the news that the BBC is starting its first ever soap set in Scotland based in a tanning salon. Cue lots of japes and Eastenders cliffhangers about tanning. Chris was a bit shocked to hear that Max Clifford is working with Leeds on their PR.
After 5 was Lizzies Lies. There was 3 rounds

Round One
A. Lizzie has leapt from a speeding train
B. Lizzies grandfather was an Ice Cream Man from Bootle
C. Lizzie appeared on the show Mini Pops singing Hey Mickey

Round Two
A. Lizzies brother Bobby was named because when he came out his head kept bobbing
B. Lizzie has appeared in a Just Seventeen photo case book
C. Lizzie is allergic to processed cheese

Round Three (to the listeners)
A. Lizzie was a keen gymnast
B. Lizzie was a keen cross country runner
C. Lizzie was a keen sychronised swimmer

Line 1 - Phil in Walsall said B
Line 2 - Mark in Devon said A
Line 3 - Tony in Wellington said C

The bad news to the people who never listened is that you have to wait tomorrow to see what was the truths.
Culshaw texted Chris to say that he just seen TV legend Normski, last seen on our screens with his knob out on Banzai. Chris delves into Heat magazine and sees his future wife Kate Lawler with incorrect captions saying that she visited the studio on Tuesday when it was Monday. Chris played a bit of the Bleets but trailed by saying he will play all of it tomorrow. Surely everyone that has heard and liked it have either taped it or downloaded by now.

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