[Chris]

The following sound clips have been added to the Funny Bits section of the Sound Vault.

• Chris is back at Radio 1 for the new year, but things have changed slightly. New jingles - and Russian lesbian music
  
  
• The debut appearance on the show for Dave's genius phrase 'top heavy lovelies' in December 2002
  
  
• The team are short of material, surprisingly, so a caller comes up with a great idea...
  
  
• Chris gives perhaps his best ever show intro, as he reacts to a challenge set by Scott Mills earlier in the day. From the final day of the 2003 Comic Relief Challenge - must hear Moyles Gold!
  
  
• A caller gets through to Chris after four years of trying. So what does Moyles do..
  
  
• Moyles adopts his local radio alter ego, and it’s all going smoothly - until he predictably screws up
  
  
• He may be Licky Licky Brown Nose Winner this week, but Chris is having trouble with his echo levels
  
  
• The team are back for 2003, in typical shambolic fashion
  
  
• Acting producer Lizzie and Dave explain their weekend plans, while Chris annoys them with his new favourite song intro
  
  
• At an outside broadcast in Leeds, Chris brings his parents onto the stage
  
  
• Chris introduces the Beatles to Aled
  
  
• Dom gives a half-hearted weather report then things go wrong when Chris starts playing with the jingles
  
  
• You'd think that Dom coudl pronounce KT Tunstall .. but no.
  
  
• Fearne and Reggie are in the building for their radio show, Chris discusses how they present their show
  
  
• Discussions ensue about the toilets and showers at Radio One
  
  
• Brian Potter from Phoenix Nights co-presents Top of the Pops, Chris plays the clips to the team
  
  
• The Radio One DJs have recorded announcements in case of any news incidents suring a pre-recorded show, or failed OB links
  
  
• Chris, JK & Joel discuss shaving 'down there'
  
  
• Confusion in the studio as the team send Dom to discover how wide a football goal is - Get Dom On It
  
  
• Chris shows Dom a great personalised door bell - the team discuss what tunes would be best
  
  
• Discussion from the team on which 'great' Level 42 song should be played
  
  
• Calming the children of the nation, Chris plays the theme tune to 'Something Special'
  
  
• After watching a TV programme about people who bury their pets, Chris has to pull it to pieces with the team
  
  
• Aled makes another appearance on Welsh TV - Chris gives his own impression of how it went
  
  
• We get an update on Aleds swimming lessons, complete with a special music selection
  
  
• Can you spell Facetious? The website gets a mention as well!
  
  
• After a tedious link, Dave argues that you can see the Great Wall of China from space (which you can't)
  
  
• Dom goes all local-radio-DJ as he tries to hit the vocals on various songs
  
  
• Dom is off to interview Reese Witherspoon, Chris and the team discuss some possible questions
  
  
• How many things can Jordan plug in 35 seconds? You'll be amazed ...
  
  
• With Tom Baker as the new voice of the BT Text service, Chris can't resist making a million calls to record some funny phrases
  
  
• Never call the show if you've got a famous name - Phil Collins calls in for Celebrity Tarzan
  
  
• Dave vanishes down a hole giving his Raaaaaaaaaaaamble call!
  
  
• Rachel can't wait to scoff her apple, leads to a great discussion of eating on-air
  
  
• Someone has bought some shares in myspace.com - the team (and the station) go crazy for myspace profiles including discussions of profiles set up by others
  
  
• Words are inserted into songs, where did Rachel come up with Quince?
  
  
• The South Park song, Uncle-Lover, gets a very carefully controlled play
  
  
• Callers complaining about 'only giving tickets away for games in England' get a torrent of abuse from Chris
  
  
• Chris is meeting Roy Walker for lunch, they discuss which of his phrases would be most appropriate for him to use
  
  
• Are you the Village Idiot? People call into the show whilst Chris does his best to make them look stupid
  
  
• People complaining get Chris really wound up - includes a mention of the site and message board!